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Topic: Our little Emily is all growed up.
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 04-15-2009 11:22:09 AM
Vote early and vote often!
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-15-2009 11:25:38 AM
Yeeouch..
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-15-2009 11:33:01 AM
hmm
nem-x
posted 04-15-2009 11:33:35 AM
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 04-15-2009 11:35:05 AM
quote:
nem-x stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
stalker

Her sending me a text telling me she got accepted as one of the whateverfinalists for Maxim's hometown hottie doesn't really count as me stalking her.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
nem-x
posted 04-15-2009 11:36:51 AM
Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 04-15-2009 11:38:33 AM
fuck da poleec
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Nina
posted 04-15-2009 11:43:36 AM
Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-15-2009 12:05:25 PM
You know, I honestly didn't expect that once she was old enough to put half naked photos on the internet that she would actually do it.

Props. She's a hotter lady than I am.

Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 04-15-2009 12:40:42 PM
Who's that?
"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-15-2009 12:42:28 PM
quote:
Captain Tarquinn has funnier quote texts than me:
Who's that?

the girl who drank bleach

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-15-2009 12:42:55 PM
Awww, she's a Red Sox fan. No vote.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

nem-x
posted 04-15-2009 12:43:02 PM
no that was that other one
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-15-2009 12:43:37 PM
quote:
nem-x put down Tada! magazine long enough to type:
no that was that other one

Lady D, I thought.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 04-15-2009 01:13:23 PM
quote:
Karnaj startled the peaceful upland Gorillas, blurting:
Lady D, I thought.

Pretty sure you're right, there. Emily was the "quit talking about my bush even though I started a thread about it" one, IIRC. Or something like that.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Greenlit
posted 04-15-2009 01:31:36 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Robocop:
Pretty sure you're right, there. Emily was the "quit talking about my bush even though I started a thread about it" one, IIRC. Or something like that.

I thought that was one of the other stupid fucking Canadians.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 04-15-2009 01:39:45 PM
Maxim's blocked here at work. Please to repost picture(s).
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-15-2009 02:34:06 PM
oh, right. same difference.
Greenlit
posted 04-15-2009 02:47:43 PM
So it was her. I got bored.

Reading that thread is painful, I can't believe how stupid everyone was back then.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-15-2009 03:04:02 PM
Skeet skeet skeet skeet.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-15-2009 03:07:28 PM
quote:
Aw, geez, I have Greenlit all over myself!
So it was her. I got bored.

Reading that thread is painful, I can't believe how stupid everyone was back then.


I just threw up in my mouth a little. Also, I've got a new signature to use now for at least the next three posts.

Thanks.

--------------------

Naliana La'Rambuncious:
[Level 5, Bertoxx]
Wood Elf Druid.
Tunare's Li'l Vixen.
"Too Wild To Be Tamed."

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-15-2009 03:09:31 PM
I've always been baffled by you people and your inability to overlook glaring personality flaws in favor of exceedingly hot looks.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-15-2009 03:10:38 PM
Also, it's funny to see that Drysart wasn't above all this nonsense:

quote:
There you go. You fuckers won. Hope you're happy.

Ahhh, that's too funny.

Thanks.

--------------------

Naliana La'Rambuncious:
[Level 5, Bertoxx]
Wood Elf Druid.
Tunare's Li'l Vixen.
"Too Wild To Be Tamed."

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

nem-x
posted 04-15-2009 03:22:48 PM
what do you mean you people
Captain Tarquinn
Don't Ask
posted 04-15-2009 03:30:37 PM
quote:
From the book of Greenlit, chapter 3, verse 16:
So it was her. I got bored.

Reading that thread is painful, I can't believe how stupid everyone was back then.


Look at all those long gone members.

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject."
Greenlit
posted 04-15-2009 03:47:17 PM
Haha, oh man, I forgot how up in arms Deth got near the end about anything that could be considered statutory.

Factoring in freaks he used to hang out with like Azy and Kekvit and it just gets hilarious.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-15-2009 03:49:25 PM
Deth got up in arms about everything...

...everything that Lyinar got up in arms about, anyway.

The only real rage he had of his own volition was when people no longer became impressed by his essays.

Greenlit
posted 04-15-2009 03:51:02 PM
So what am I making for dinner, Sam?

More or less the same ingredients as last night, but I did find some instant mashed potatoes hiding behind a bag of rice.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-15-2009 03:53:12 PM
If you have a foreman grill, it's pretty easy to pepper a few chicken breasts with pepper, salt, cayenne and maybe a few crushed red pepper flakes and grill them.

Add some mashed potatoes or rice and you've got yourself a gameplan.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-15-2009 03:57:27 PM
quote:
Greenlit said:
So it was her. I got bored.

Reading that thread is painful, I can't believe how stupid everyone was back then.


Includes Bajah boasting about the girl he internet-proposed to without even meeting IRL.

Haha, oh lord. Good times.

Greenlit
posted 04-15-2009 03:59:05 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
If you have a foreman grill, it's pretty easy to pepper a few chicken breasts with pepper, salt, cayenne and maybe a few crushed red pepper flakes and grill them.

Add some mashed potatoes or rice and you've got yourself a gameplan.


I've got an idea.

Suddar
posted 04-15-2009 04:05:13 PM
Yeah, that's definitely not Lady D. We hung out when I was like 16.
Talonus
Loner
posted 04-15-2009 04:07:26 PM
Funny story. After identifying the name of some JP game for Maradon Lyinar asked how to find some hentai games. I pointed her towards a general source for JP stuff, but said I wasn't going to go looking for anything specific because too many feature underage kids. She said she didn't have an issue with that and would find what she wanted herself.

Not that I took her crusades seriously, but they were particularly laughable after that.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-15-2009 04:09:36 PM
it is DeliciousEm i am a super sleuth
Steven Steve
posted 04-15-2009 04:32:36 PM
FUCK this place.
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-15-2009 04:42:44 PM
quote:
This is what Mortious is doing. This is what I want Mortious to do:
Includes Bajah boasting about the girl he internet-proposed to without even meeting IRL.

Haha, oh lord. Good times.


That was actually the real-life girlfriend much prior to that. Get your history straight, buckethead It wasn't boasting, though. It was called being happy and sharing it with the community I spent a lot of time with.

Edit: Correction, the post in the linked thread WAS a boast. But not about the same person.

Still kinda sore about the other, though. Always had some excuse why she couldn't make it out anywhere. Shrug. Guess I liked the idea and didn't have anything else going on.

Regardless, that's all history and years and years ago. I've very much moved on and am doing a lot better than that now. I've married the woman I've spent 4 years with (married for 9 mos) and now have a kid on the way.

Bajah fucked around with this message on 04-15-2009 at 04:47 PM.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-15-2009 05:24:30 PM
Woot, congrats on the kid!

I always thought Suchii might've been a guy tbh.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 04-15-2009 05:41:31 PM
Don't think I didn't have the same thoughts

Hope is a strong thing, though.

Greenlit
posted 04-15-2009 05:44:12 PM
Wait, you never met her?
Greenlit
posted 04-15-2009 05:45:31 PM
Nevermind, it was Pesco who took cross-country drives every weekend to meet up with someone.

Getting my Texans confused.

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