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Topic: Our little Emily is all growed up.
Greenlit
posted 04-15-2009 05:45:49 PM
Totally a dude, btw.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 04-15-2009 05:49:26 PM
quote:
Greenlit said:
Nevermind, it was Pesco who took cross-country drives every weekend to meet up with someone.

Azakias the baby factory.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 04-15-2009 06:08:20 PM
i'm sorry, i can't vote for her.

she looks like her heads to big for her body.

the old thread was good for laughs though.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-15-2009 06:15:29 PM
quote:
Greenlit had this to say about Cuba:
Nevermind, it was Pesco who took cross-country drives every weekend to meet up with someone.

Getting my Texans confused.


It was Texas to Oklahoma... granted she was in Enid and I think he was damn near Houston so I think it was still a solid 7-8 hour drive, but... yeah. Not exactly cross country.

Steven Steve
posted 04-15-2009 06:24:27 PM
http://www.maxim.com/hotties/hotties_profile.aspx?key=11033

I voted for this horrendous bitch instead

Just kidding, Maxim means nothing to me

"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Nina
posted 04-15-2009 06:30:38 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Deth got up in arms about everything...

...everything that Lyinar got up in arms about, anyway.


For posterity's sake...

Nina fucked around with this message on 04-15-2009 at 06:30 PM.

Nina
posted 04-15-2009 06:32:58 PM
And while we're mentioning imaginary internet girlfriends, let's not forget OtakuPenguin and "ArcherPenguin".

Jesus, for a board with a moderately small population base, EC sure was a freakshow.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-15-2009 06:43:39 PM
quote:
Nina thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
And while we're mentioning imaginary internet girlfriends, let's not forget OtakuPenguin and "ArcherPenguin".

Jesus, for a board with a moderately small population base, EC sure was a freakshow.


The freakshow was the golden age of EC. It was a constant assault on Lyinar's attempts to rule everyone's life as well as her defense of pedophilia (which is now no great surprise).

The only constant truth was that I, like an internet messiah, was routinely right and no one ever listened to me until it was too late.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-15-2009 08:22:53 PM
quote:
Nina still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
And while we're mentioning imaginary internet girlfriends, let's not forget OtakuPenguin and "ArcherPenguin".

Jesus, for a board with a moderately small population base, EC sure was a freakshow.


Oh my god, I forgot about that. Didn't he ask her to marry him by having her a join a Counterstrike game with a bot named "WILL YOU MARRY ME?" or some shit like that?

I'm cracking up just thinking about it.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Greenlit
posted 04-15-2009 08:27:09 PM
Not quite.

She turned out to be fake. Someone he entirely made up.

Did his sister turn out to be fake too? I can't remember, but I imagine so. I'll bet that kid owns a RealDoll by now.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-15-2009 08:39:24 PM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Greenlit's junta released this statement:
Not quite.

She turned out to be fake. Someone he entirely made up.

Did his sister turn out to be fake too? I can't remember, but I imagine so. I'll bet that kid owns a RealDoll by now.


Oh, I know that. I should've put "she" in quotes, I guess. Or that he simply made up a story about asking his fake girlfriend to marry him via counterstrike.

Oh, shit! I just remembered that he once posted that one of her parents died. Now how fucked up this that?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Zair
The Imp
posted 04-15-2009 08:41:25 PM
lol, it was Shining Force 2

http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=53241

edit: The only part of that whole thing I remember is that he made up a story that she got mugged, because she was supposed to meet another ECer (Skaw?)

Zair fucked around with this message on 04-15-2009 at 08:42 PM.

Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 04-15-2009 08:43:02 PM
God damn grandmas.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 04-15-2009 10:30:52 PM
I miss mog

also: I wish aury would stop trying to friend me on every social networking service possible

Kegwen fucked around with this message on 04-15-2009 at 10:34 PM.

Greenlit
posted 04-15-2009 10:33:44 PM
He must be single again.
Steven Steve
posted 04-15-2009 10:44:35 PM
gross
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-15-2009 11:19:25 PM
holy moly
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 04-16-2009 01:48:19 AM
Lotta names I hadn't seen or thought of in a while. Mog and Kagrama the most.

God damn, those were good times.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Skaw
posted 04-16-2009 02:14:07 AM
quote:
Zair had this to say about Robocop:
lol, it was Shining Force 2

http://forums.evercrest.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=1&t=53241

edit: The only part of that whole thing I remember is that he made up a story that she got mugged, because she was supposed to meet another ECer (Skaw?)


Not me specifically. It "happened" during Otakon, which a couple ECers were supposed to meet up. It fell through, obviously. And that was the excuse as to why "she" never showed up.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-16-2009 07:47:14 AM
he made up kids names
for the imaginary kids
that he would have
with his imaginary woman
on a stage for strangers
where no one pays


I fucking quoted strongbad in that thread, haha.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 04-16-2009 03:06:48 PM
I like how pictures of a girl in her underwear suddenly triggered you guys into getting all nostalgic.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 04-16-2009 04:49:25 PM
quote:
Monica got bored and wrote this:
I like how pictures of a girl in her underwear suddenly triggered you guys into getting all nostalgic.

None of their wives/girlfriends wear lingerie to entice them anymore, so they got all nostalgic when they saw someone in it.

Steven Steve
posted 04-16-2009 05:01:51 PM
FUCK lingerie
"Absolutely NOTHING [will stop me from buying Diablo III]. I will buy it regardless of what they do."
- Grawbad, Battle.net forums

"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-16-2009 06:25:01 PM
Speak for yourselves.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 04-16-2009 07:21:01 PM
quote:
At least I'm not Blindy.
Speak for yourselves.

If a conservative revolution ever comes, I am so looting and raping your house first.

Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 04-16-2009 07:26:48 PM
My .50 welcomes you.
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-16-2009 07:40:21 PM
lol
Number 1 Poster
posted 04-16-2009 07:58:44 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Cuba:
I've married the woman I've spent 4 years with (married for 9 mos) and now have a kid on the way.

Delid if a boy
Delidga if a girl

Mightion Defensor
posted 04-16-2009 10:02:41 PM
quote:
nem-x is SUPER gay wrote:
Delid if a boy
Delidga if a girl

Some of us already know if the Mrs. Bajah is having a boy or a girl.

Nina
posted 04-16-2009 10:04:25 PM
Stalker.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-16-2009 10:18:17 PM
Nono, Mightion is Mrs. Bajah.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-16-2009 10:37:19 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor got a whole lot of nerve:
Some of us already know if the Mrs. Bajah is having a boy or a girl.

some of us dont care

ie me

Mightion Defensor
posted 04-16-2009 11:19:11 PM
quote:
From the Book of Armaments, Nina did read;
Stalker.

More like "guildmate".

Nina
posted 04-16-2009 11:40:55 PM
I take it here guild is just a fancy way of saying "People standing outside Bajah's windowsill"?
Addy
posted 04-16-2009 11:57:31 PM
hey guys remember that one time when
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-17-2009 12:00:46 AM
quote:
Addy has funnier quote texts than me:
hey guys remember that one time when

haha yeah

that was ok

Skaw
posted 04-17-2009 01:55:31 AM
quote:
Liam had this to say about the Spice Girls:
haha yeah

that was ok


Fuck you, no it wasn't. That time was shit. Just like you, Liam. You shit.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 04-17-2009 02:35:22 AM
i am a shit
Addy
posted 04-17-2009 02:38:14 AM
dont be hatin on the cool crew
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 04-17-2009 06:29:33 AM
Don't drink the Hatorade.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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