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Topic: Who does this remind you of?
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 12:03:05 AM
Hint its not me.

Geekbot

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 08-10-2005 12:10:48 AM
quote:
Jackman wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Hint its not me.

Geekbot


Actually, that is the type of voice that gets used for your posts when I read them.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 12:14:30 AM
quote:
Ferret has sealed the pact
Actually, that is the type of voice that gets used for your posts when I read them.

I give him a sort of slow, dense Br'er Bear kind of voice.

Anyways, that guy reminds me of RIG, right down to the "I'm a renegade" internet toughguy routine.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 12:14:31 AM
quote:
Ferret was naked while typing this:
Actually, that is the type of voice that gets used for your posts when I read them.

um ok then.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 12:23:18 AM
be a action figure
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 12:28:01 AM
So, what, this is the 'Jackman posts random links' thread?
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 12:30:01 AM
nope, its the I found somthing funny, wanted to share it and decided it would make a good flame thread thread. The action figure looks kinda like maradon IMHO

so there NYAHH!

Jackman fucked around with this message on 08-10-2005 at 12:30 AM.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 12:33:17 AM
quote:
Jackman's fortune cookie read:
nope, its the I found somthing funny, wanted to share it and decided it would make a good flame thread thread. The action figure looks kinda like maradon IMHO

so there NYAHH!


Not really. I mean, the chin pubes are kind of resembling, but Maradon will resemble an awkward, gangly teenager well into his 40s.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-10-2005 01:03:27 AM
this thread isnt very good to be honest
Sean
posted 08-10-2005 01:33:06 AM
Celine fucking Dioned.

I hope this thread's heart does not go on.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 08-10-2005 02:21:36 AM
Eric Cartman in his later years?
Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 08-10-2005 02:35:23 AM
quote:
Freschel Spindrift got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Eric Cartman in his later years?

Man, and here I was thinking it wasn't possible to shit up a Jackman thread beyond its natural levels of suck.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 02:48:16 AM
quote:
Kegwen impressed everyone with:
Man, and here I was thinking it wasn't possible to shit up a Jackman thread beyond its natural levels of suck.

It's only possible to do so by the hands of people who suck on the same level of Jackman, such as RIG, Freschel, Vinven, Murdoc or Kennatsu.

Considering that's about as bad as we've got, we're doing better, I'd say, since we can shame them into not talking for the most part.

And Kenn's already being beaten by lead pipes, so it's only a matter of time before he's finally dead.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-10-2005 08:33:18 AM
You carry a grudge longer than anyone I have ever met.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 09:10:50 AM
quote:
`Doc stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
You carry a grudge longer than anyone I have ever met.

He maybe overcompensating for a deficiency.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 11:18:09 AM
Ok what about this guy?
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 12:05:37 PM
quote:
`Doc was naked while typing this:
You carry a grudge longer than anyone I have ever met.

What grudge?

You're the lamest person around here. It's nothing personal.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-10-2005 12:26:02 PM
Then you should have a really easy time just ignoring me and never mentioning me again.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 12:29:25 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why `Doc wrote:
Then you should have a really easy time just ignoring me and never mentioning me again.

You could just as easily never post here again.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 12:31:04 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You could just as easily never post here again.

The same could be said of anyone.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Sean
posted 08-10-2005 12:32:13 PM
quote:
Jackman had this to say about Punky Brewster:
The same could be said of anyone.

You really have no footing to start taking shots at other people.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-10-2005 12:36:10 PM
quote:
Ninety-nine bottles of Jackman on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Jackman...
The same could be said of anyone.
You're not helping.
quote:
Mr. Parcelan is attacking the darkness!
You could just as easily never post here again.
I'd rather keep in touch with my friends here, and if you have that much difficulty finding the 'ignore' button, maybe you should reconsider your debate position.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 12:45:03 PM
I guess I will just shut up it then. And now Drunken konga dancing.........


adding to the above stupidity here is Parcelan


NYAHHHHHH!

(I poke fun becuase I care, dude seriuosly get a mint)

Jackman fucked around with this message on 08-10-2005 at 01:03 PM.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 01:10:29 PM
quote:
`Doc's account was hax0red to write:
I'd rather keep in touch with my friends here, and if you have that much difficulty finding the 'ignore' button, maybe you should reconsider your debate position.

To do that, you'd first need friends, not pity-dispensers.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-10-2005 01:45:23 PM
Don't you people realize it'd be just as easy to ignore Parcelan?
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-10-2005 02:17:17 PM
Except that wouldn't stop him from constantly asserting his opinions where they don't belong. Looking away from the needle doesn't make an incompetent doctor go away.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Sean
posted 08-10-2005 02:19:39 PM
quote:
`Doc's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Except that wouldn't stop him from constantly asserting his opinions where they don't belong. Looking away from the needle doesn't make an incompetent doctor go away.

That made no sense.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-10-2005 02:21:35 PM
quote:
Roll the dice to see if Sean is getting drunk!
That made no sense.
"This won't hurt a bit." *prod*

I figure you're smart enough to figure it out. Whether I'm right about that has yet to be seen.

`Doc fucked around with this message on 08-10-2005 at 02:22 PM.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Sean
posted 08-10-2005 02:26:50 PM
I understood the intended reference, but it still made no sense given this situation.

Sean fucked around with this message on 08-10-2005 at 02:27 PM.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 02:38:36 PM
Sean Don't lose hope there is someone for everyone buddy
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 02:44:23 PM
Doc seems to be confusing the ability to be misunderstood with the ability to appear smart.

It might work on the fourteen year-old girls he preys on, but the rest of us know better.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 08-10-2005 02:53:53 PM
quote:
Sean really knows where their towel is...
I understood the intended reference, but it still made no sense given this situation.
At the moment, I'd rather not put effort into a better analogy for, "Ignoring him won't make him shut the fuck up."
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 03:10:57 PM
Try blackmail...I have some pictures of him doing questionble things with small mammels that might work.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-10-2005 03:21:43 PM
Murdoc is cool.

And lets change the topic now.

How about:

For some reason I'm thirsty now.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-10-2005 03:23:51 PM
Jackman, shut the fuck up, Jesus fucking Christ.

Why don't you understand that?

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Sean
posted 08-10-2005 03:27:59 PM
quote:
So quoth Snugglits:
Why don't you understand that?

Because he thinks he's loved.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 03:38:07 PM
quote:
Snugglits got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Jackman, shut the fuck up, Jesus fucking Christ.

Why don't you understand that?


Sugglits Don't you understand that you mean as much to me as I do to you.

even If you were dying of thirst I wouldnt let you lick my sweaty ballsack nor would I make water just to keep you alive. Sure watching you drink my urine would be amusing but frankly I rather you dried up and croaked.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 03:38:51 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Sean wrote:
Because he thinks he's loved.

You love me long time baby. BTW thanks for the 5 dollar

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 08-10-2005 03:40:10 PM
Tarquinn wins! Beer for all!*


*go buy your own god damn beer

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Sean
posted 08-10-2005 03:42:01 PM
You're hilarous for all the wrong reasons.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

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