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Topic: Who does this remind you of?
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 03:42:11 PM
Tarquinn for the win
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 03:44:05 PM
Caid five fists Mr owner of a really big snake.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-10-2005 04:33:43 PM
quote:
Jackman probably says this to all the girls:
Tarquinn for the win

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Lechium
With no one to ever know
posted 08-10-2005 05:53:21 PM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about dark elf butts:

You know how when you are tired after a long day of work and some things will make you laugh hysterically? That did it

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 05:55:45 PM
quote:
Lechium was naked while typing this:
You know how when you are tired after a long day of work and some things will make you laugh hysterically? That did it

Lechium eeeks my eyes!

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-10-2005 07:07:15 PM
Jackman is actually giving me a few chuckles, and I think he meant to do it.

Am I going to hell?

P.S. Jackman, it's hard for someone to derail their own threads, I'm pretty sure you're doing a good job of it.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 07:19:59 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Manticore said this:

P.S. Jackman, it's hard for someone to derail their own threads, I'm pretty sure you're doing a good job of it.


Manticore thanks for cheering me on, but I'd like to point out the title of the thread is who does this remind you of. So I think I'm on track.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-10-2005 08:00:08 PM
ok, so it got derailed with a hater-fest, and you re-railed it. Kudos.
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 08-10-2005 09:02:32 PM
quote:
Quoth Manticore:

Am I going to hell?


Sorry, but yes.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 09:16:28 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Tron:
Sorry, but yes.

Bloodsage is so trendy that all the girlies say he is preety fly for a white guy.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-10-2005 09:43:23 PM
quote:
Jackman had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
[QB]

SHUT UP! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 08-10-2005 10:02:37 PM
quote:
Vallo thought about the meaning of life:
SHUT UP! SHUT UP! JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP!

Why are you reading a Jackman thread? I mean, I enter each thread he posts in EXPECTING something stupid that leaves me with a expression on my face.

"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 10:57:59 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Manticore:
Why are you reading a Jackman thread? I mean, I enter each thread he posts in EXPECTING something stupid that leaves me with a expression on my face.

It's simple Vallo lacks the resolve not to crawl to my feet and lick my toes. IE he's a glutton for punishment.....

People like him get locked up for their own good. I likely feel the same way about people that he does do I make myself sound retarded by exclaiming STFU over and over with no result?

HELL NO im better than that... I ignore them. People who are too inflexible or just too plain too dumb to ignore things that upset them deserve their frustrations.

(sides he has a small penis)

Jackman fucked around with this message on 08-10-2005 at 11:02 PM.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 11:00:15 PM
I have gotten like seven requests to ban Jackman for this thread, which makes it really funny to me.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 11:02:57 PM
How do you get banned for a flame thread?
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 11:04:51 PM
quote:
Jackman obviously shouldn't have said:
How do you get banned for a flame thread?

You don't, unless it's going against the prime laws of the board (ie: trading warez, kiddy porn, etc).

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 11:06:19 PM
So I'm safe for the moment?

Does a happy feet dance.


Neenner to those 7.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 11:07:53 PM
quote:
Jackman had this to say about Tron:
So I'm safe for the moment?

Does a happy feet dance.


Neenner to those 7.


Don't count your chickens. You can technically be banned for anything.

ANYTHING

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 11:12:05 PM
well dammn. Technicly I can also spontaniously combust, hopefuly that wont happen either.

Well as long as parcelan is amused I suppose I am safe, um right? Thats whats its all about keeping the master happy, I am only the court jester dont ban me because im only slightly funny.

I have better jokes honest!


(note to self be more amusing)

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 11:15:58 PM
The only time I ever banned someone was as a joke, by request and that one time you gave me mod sass.
Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 11:17:40 PM
To be honest I tried to offer you mod's ass but I got confused and conflicted and got it all wrong.
Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-10-2005 11:19:08 PM
quote:
Jackman's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
To be honest I tried to offer you mod's ass but I got confused and conflicted and got it all wrong.

I should ban you for making that shitty joke.

Jackman
Racist Hermaphroditic Midget
posted 08-10-2005 11:23:07 PM
Exigo a me non ut optimis par sim sed ut malis melior.


Sorry, it was a lame attempt on my part to be witty. Not everyone can be a master of the English language or of social satire.


I pursued the muse but she maced me and called the cops

Jackman fucked around with this message on 08-10-2005 at 11:41 PM.

Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.

Some people are like Slinkys... Not really good for anything, But they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-11-2005 12:40:02 AM
die plz k thx keke lalala~~
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 08-11-2005 01:06:52 AM
quote:
From the book of Tarquinn, chapter 3, verse 16:
Murdoc is cool.

And lets change the topic now.

How about:

For some reason I'm thirsty now.


I have a question...why do so many profiles for males on MySpace include/center around pictures of the featured person holding/drinking/binging beer? Is it just 'cuz MySpace is a cesspool of disease, or is there some kind of epidemic going on that I'm not aware of? o.o

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 08-11-2005 01:14:30 AM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Kait wrote:
MySpace is a cesspool of disease
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-11-2005 01:23:08 AM
If it weren't for MySpace, I'd never have gotten cussed out by a hippy liberal bitch.
Kait
has made another completely pointless and off-topic post that nobody cares about
posted 08-11-2005 01:23:57 AM
quote:
Tarquinn had this to say about Robocop:

PANMAN! Gods, how that anime scares me. I mean...it's a superhero baker. WTF? Then again, c'est anime.

"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
Lokii
Pancake
posted 08-11-2005 01:43:28 AM
quote:
Kait said this about your mom:
PANMAN! Gods, how that anime scares me. I mean...it's a superhero baker. WTF? Then again, c'est anime.

???

DrPaintThinner
Anti-Semite
posted 08-11-2005 01:48:08 AM
quote:
Kait wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
PANMAN! Gods, how that anime scares me. I mean...it's a superhero baker. WTF? Then again, c'est anime.

Your thinking of Anpanman, the person Lokii posted. That blue earless cat with a magical pouch is Doraemon.

Edit: I guess Anpanman is in the background. I didn't notice at first glance.

DrPaintThinner fucked around with this message on 08-11-2005 at 01:51 AM.

roit, less bash 'is noggin
Naj
I asked for a title and didn't get banned!
posted 08-11-2005 01:52:38 AM
Statement: Oh yes, my Master had quite the collection of tortured individuals that seemed unabled to confront their basic personality conflicts. Let me site some specific examples.

Mockery: Oh Master, I do not trust you, I cannot trust you, or anyone! Ever again!

Mockery: Oh Master, I love you, but I hate all you stand for, but I think we should press our slimey mucus covered lips together in the cargo hold.

Conclusion: Such human responses never cease to decrease the charge in my capacitors, and make me wish I could take a blaster pistol to my behavior core and pull the trigger.

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 08-11-2005 04:10:25 PM
JUST STOP.
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