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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-15-2005 11:47:00 PM
It has recently occured to me that some people are different. In an effort to quash all differing ideas, I've decided to form an angry mob to hunt down and destroy all people who pose a threat to our glorious victory.

If you support this, come in and say so, but I am kind and merciful, and I shall also hear ye if you be opposed to this magnificent culling.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-15-2005 11:55:39 PM
I've decided this topic is stupid. I'm changing it to a "post and see what monster you are."

For example!

Suddar

Ja'Deth

Liam

Vorbis

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nem-x
posted 06-15-2005 11:56:24 PM
UR STUPID
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 06-15-2005 11:57:05 PM
Scratch that. I suppose I'll not be getting a pitchfork.

Anklebiter fucked around with this message on 06-15-2005 at 11:59 PM.

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-15-2005 11:57:44 PM
nem-x aka Fat Albert

HEY HEY HEY

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-16-2005 12:06:45 AM
I'm no monster.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 06-16-2005 12:13:56 AM
Make me a monster too please!
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Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 06-16-2005 12:16:02 AM
Parce what kinda monster are you?
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
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Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 06-16-2005 12:22:41 AM
I'm only a monster in bed.

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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 06-16-2005 12:33:03 AM
Deth has cool glowy eyes and a spiff sword.

Bastard.

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Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 06-16-2005 12:35:05 AM
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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-16-2005 12:38:27 AM
I like Jadeth's sword.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-16-2005 12:42:08 AM
JooJooFlop

Ozimander

Mr Crabs

Snoota

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Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 06-16-2005 12:45:39 AM
Snoota's a chub.
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Father McKenzie
Pancake
posted 06-16-2005 12:49:34 AM
Hello.
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Alaan
posted 06-16-2005 01:05:26 AM
Hola! Que tal?
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LeMiere
posted 06-16-2005 01:10:54 AM
I'm insulted that I'm the same.
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Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-16-2005 01:11:08 AM
fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear
Rinaka of Malfurion
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Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 06-16-2005 01:13:58 AM
I AM NOT AN ANIMAL!
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Willias
Pancake
posted 06-16-2005 01:17:03 AM
What kind of monster am I?
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Kait
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posted 06-16-2005 01:38:49 AM
Hahaha *mocks Snoota*
I already know I'm a banshee, jeez.
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-16-2005 01:45:00 AM
Trent

Zaza

Fizodeth

Lazzay

Father McKenzie

Alaan

LeMiere

Gainsborough

Sakkra

Willias

Kait

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Kaiote
Shot in the Face
posted 06-16-2005 01:47:16 AM
Show me yer mom, lolz.
Henry had been killed by a garden gnome.He had fallen off the roof onto that cheerful-looking figure. The gnome was made of concrete. Henry wasn't. - Dean Koontz, Velocity
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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 06-16-2005 01:49:33 AM
I dare you. I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU. FILTHY OTTER USER!
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Kait
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posted 06-16-2005 01:53:02 AM
Squaaawk. *shoots stuff with arrows*
Dude, at least I ain't a gelatinous cube. That's all I ask of life. "Dear Gods, when I die, please don't let any necromancers turn me into a gelatinous cube, any gelatinous cube uncover my body and eat me, have any part of my curdling flesh become tiny bits of gelatinous cube, or anything else in any way, shape, or form related to the aforementioned gelatinous cubes. Thank you."
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-16-2005 01:56:56 AM
Tal

Batty

Baaaaaa

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Kait
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posted 06-16-2005 02:01:50 AM
What about jackman and DPT?
*curious*
"A black cat dropped soundlessly from a high wall, like a spoonful of dark treacle and melted under the gate."
-Elizabeth Lemarchand
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Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 06-16-2005 02:02:55 AM
I'll apply to be a monster

Pitchforks are fun, but being the annoying random encounter is more fun.

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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 06-16-2005 02:11:29 AM
Who put the where in the what now?
My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Gadani
U
posted 06-16-2005 02:12:26 AM
What about me?
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Damnati
Filthy
posted 06-16-2005 02:20:05 AM
WTF!? Batty's a baphomet?!?!
Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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Batty
Doesn't Like You. Specifically you.
posted 06-16-2005 02:35:49 AM
quote:
Kuroi Madoushi had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
WTF!? Batty's a baphomet?!?!

Ibixian. I'm surprised he didn't give me something fruity. ;D

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 06-16-2005 03:21:37 AM
I think you accidentally switched the pictures of Alaan and LeMiere, Parce.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Zair
The Imp
posted 06-16-2005 03:48:07 AM
I would make an awesome beholder.
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Damnati
Filthy
posted 06-16-2005 03:50:45 AM
quote:
Batty had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Ibixian. I'm surprised he didn't give me something fruity. ;D

I know what a baphomet is, but I'd no idea what an ibixian was until now. Thanks for pointing that out.

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

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Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 06-16-2005 05:08:42 AM
doink
Veni, vidi, vici
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diadem
eet bugz
posted 06-16-2005 06:12:24 AM
snoota's weakness is salt?
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 06-16-2005 07:40:41 AM
quote:
Ninety-nine bottles of Tarquinn on the wall, ninety-nine bottles of Tarquinn...
I think you accidentally switched the pictures of Alaan and LeMiere, Parce.
Hey, the Petals are one of my favorites from that particular source.

Though it's unlikely I'll end up with what I think is the best fit, this will at least have some humour value... presuming the host isn't already tired of it.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-16-2005 08:06:11 AM
Excellent...I'm an Ultroloth
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Blackened
posted 06-16-2005 08:11:34 AM

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.
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