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Mr. Parcelan

posted 06-16-2005 08:28:48 AM

Rodent King

Gadani

Maho

Tarquinn

Zair

Diadem

Ford Prefect

Blackened

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Hostile Makeover

Evil as chocolate covered thistles

posted 06-16-2005 08:34:45 AM

I am both unnerved and intrigued!

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 06-16-2005 08:35:45 AM

Xyrra

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Mr. Crabs

Pancake

posted 06-16-2005 08:35:53 AM

haha blackened's a faerie

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 06-16-2005 08:35:59 AM

Size DOES matter.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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`Doc

Cold in an Alley

posted 06-16-2005 08:46:51 AM

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 06-16-2005 08:47:30 AM

Why do I have only one hand with five fingers, by the way?

Edit: Oh, yeah... right.... masturbation...

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 06-16-2005 at 08:48 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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Ruvyen

Cartoon Broccoli Boy

posted 06-16-2005 09:03:49 AM

I wanna be a monster!

Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater

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Katrinity

Cookie Goddess!

posted 06-16-2005 09:20:19 AM

Monsterous!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"

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Timpofee

Mancake

posted 06-16-2005 09:24:52 AM

oohooohoooh!!! me!

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Falaanla Marr

I AM HOT CHIX

posted 06-16-2005 09:46:03 AM

This sounds fun.

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Gydyon

Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.

posted 06-16-2005 10:32:48 AM

I am not an ~~animal~~ monster.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

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Blackened

posted 06-16-2005 10:45:07 AM

quote:
ACES! Another post by Mr. Parcelan:
Blackened
[xIMG]http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/mm2_gallery/88268_620_119.jpg[/IMG]

I am such a pretty pretty person

Blackened fucked around with this message on 06-16-2005 at 10:45 AM.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.

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DrPaintThinner

Anti-Semite

posted 06-16-2005 12:19:09 PM

I'd like to see me as a monster.

roit, less bash 'is noggin

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Khyron

Hello, my mushy friend...

posted 06-16-2005 12:26:40 PM

Parce!

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis

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Sean

posted 06-16-2005 12:49:51 PM

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.
It's not something people hear about.

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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit

I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive

posted 06-16-2005 12:54:47 PM

Monster me

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'
Bradley Nowell

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NullDevice

Internet Tough Guy

posted 06-16-2005 01:01:47 PM

quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Blackened was all like:
I am such a pretty pretty person

You're just a Winged bitch....

My first commandment is: "Thou shalt not beget electromagnetism in the presence of your Lord."

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Bajah

posted 06-16-2005 02:28:14 PM

It's amazing how accurate most of these are. Unfortunately, I think you all done wore ol' Parce out.

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Freschel Spindrift

Caucasian

posted 06-16-2005 03:07:17 PM

aroo?

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.

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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael

I posted in a title changing thread.

posted 06-16-2005 03:36:16 PM

quote:
Bajah had this to say about dark elf butts:
It's amazing how accurate most of these are.

If I stare you in the eyes, you become dazed.

On the other hand, I have an eraserhead.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Mortious

Gluttonous Overlard

posted 06-16-2005 03:40:42 PM

Mortious fucked around with this message on 06-16-2005 at 03:41 PM.

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Toktuk

Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching

posted 06-16-2005 03:49:04 PM

quote:
Mortious stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
[IMGx]http://homepage.ntlworld.com/the_avatar/_cadaver.jpg[/IMG]

Like it's hard to find one for you.

-H

Hellbender fucked around with this message on 06-16-2005 at 03:49 PM.

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Mr. Parcelan

posted 06-16-2005 07:08:22 PM

Sup beeyotches

Ruvyen

Katrinity

Timpofee

Falaanla

Gydyon

DPT

Khyron

Sean

Caid and Bajah

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Ares

posted 06-16-2005 07:16:11 PM

omg! Me please!!

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Sakkra

Office Linebacker

posted 06-16-2005 07:21:33 PM

Tarquinn is huge like I am, yet has 4 arms and a scarier facial structure. Therefore we can logically decuce that I am the unevolved form of Tarquinn.

Wait a minute...

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Lechium

With no one to ever know

posted 06-16-2005 07:32:10 PM

I saw a monster once then realized it was just a grizzly bear... or a hermit with alot of hair.

"The MP checkpoint is not an Imperial Stormtrooper roadblock, so I should not tell them "You don't need to see my identification, these are not the droids you are looking for."

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Hostile Makeover

Evil as chocolate covered thistles

posted 06-16-2005 07:59:29 PM

I'm a leviathan!?

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.

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Blackened

posted 06-16-2005 08:00:29 PM

quote:
Xyrra.
I'm a leviathan!?

Loose some weight, fatty. Maybe one day you'll be a pretty as me.

Although my distaste for you as a human being is brobdingnagian,
what I'm about to do isn't personal.

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UBT

Pancake

posted 06-16-2005 10:01:09 PM

Mort, I was thinking more

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Vise the Stompy

Title now 100% ass free!

posted 06-16-2005 10:04:33 PM

Im interested in being turned into a monster

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MorbId

Pancake

posted 06-16-2005 10:05:20 PM

Here there be monsters.

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Mortious

Gluttonous Overlard

posted 06-16-2005 10:16:09 PM

quote:
UBT said:
Mort, I was thinking more
or

I love the second one. What/Who is that?

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New Age Bane

Waste Management Crisis

posted 06-16-2005 10:40:23 PM

haha! this should be interesting.

What am I supposed to in here again? Oh yes something witty and oh so pretty!

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Hostile Makeover

Evil as chocolate covered thistles

posted 06-16-2005 11:37:32 PM

quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Blackened wrote:
Loose some weight, fatty. Maybe one day you'll be a pretty as me.

Why did Christ die on the cross?
He forgot the safeword.

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Tarquinn

Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar

posted 06-17-2005 03:36:02 AM

quote:
Sakkra Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Tarquinn is huge like I am, yet has 4 arms and a scarier facial structure. Therefore we can logically decuce that I am the unevolved form of Tarquinn.
Wait a minute...

At least you have more than six toes. And not an uneven number of fingers.

Be happy.

Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 06-17-2005 at 03:37 AM.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.

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Sakkra

Office Linebacker

posted 06-17-2005 03:45:12 AM