Why I am glad I'm not a gal: Having to buy multiple shoes/hats/jewelry to match different situations and fashions.
Now add your own, switching the titles based on your sex, go!
Why I hate being a woman: Period.
Why I don't like being a woman: Moodswings.
Why I hate it: Periods, cramps, having babies, not really having the choice to remove the ability of having a abilty without already having one, overian cancer, bleeding for 3-4 months. THAT STUPID "buying oodles of shoes and jewlery and this and that and omgs! that's so CYOOOTE!" stereotype >.<
Why I am glad I'm not a gal: Not allowed to fart in public.
Although I'd probably be perfectly happy being a lesbian. Then I'd have boobs on tap to fondle; a worthwhile trade off, indeed.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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nem-x had this to say about John Romero:
Why I like being a woman: My pretty hair
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Why I like being a Guy: pee standing up, able to perform strength based feats, don't need to have anything waxed ever, being found attractive if I cease to get a hair cut for months on end and stop shaving.
Why I hate being a Guy: wrong side of the supply/demand ratio for sexual organs. Can't offer sex for favors/service/free stuff(usually).
Why I dislike being a guy: ... Don't see any downsides.
No, Really. Bite me.
Why It sucks to be a girl: period.
) The shoes ( ) and men. 
Why I hate being a woman: Periods, Low Pain Tolerances, Waxing ( 
) Having to pretty yourself up to go out in public, and moodswings.
Why I dont like being a teenage guy: Girls have moodswings. Guys are their targets.
Worst part about being a girl: No one takes you seriously. ever.
Downside of being a guy: Vulnerability to nutshots. Cups do not necessarily prevent this, though they help in most cases.
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Verily, BeauChan doth proclaim:
Why I like being a girl: Feminisim ()
So wait, you like to be a girl, because you can fight for equal rights, priviledges and treatment?
It's not something people hear about.
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Liam obviously shouldn't have said:
So wait, you like to be a girl, because you can fight for equal rights, priviledges and treatment?
Nah, she means the "I get to hit you and you still have to pay for dinner, bitch" stuff.
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JooJooFlop was listening to Cher while typing:
Nah, she means the "I get to hit you and you still have to pay for dinner, bitch" stuff.
But that's the complete opposite of feminism and the suffrage movement. 
It's not something people hear about.
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How much Liam can a Liam-chuck chuck?
So wait, you like to be a girl, because you can fight for equal rights, priviledges and treatment?
lol, I just like the whole idea of bra-burning
actually, I do, I find comfort in knowing that I have something to fight for.
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Sean had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
But that's the complete opposite of feminism and the suffrage movement.
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
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Verily, JooJooFlop doth proclaim:
It's a mad, mad, mad, mad world.
I think we need to stop defining the world by the people who inhabit it. We are, afterall, only a single portion of the world. And these mad, mad, mad, mad people are only a portion of the rest of the populous.
Let's fix the problem on the small end.
It's not something people hear about.
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Sean was naked while typing this:
I think we need to stop defining the world by the people who inhabit it. We are, afterall, only a single portion of the world. And these mad, mad, mad, mad people are only a portion of the rest of the populous.Let's fix the problem on the small end.
You're right.
*punches Beau in the arm*
Now buy me dinner. And I wanna see a movie, one with lots of car chases and crude sexual references.
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BeauChan probably should have googled this:
lol, I just like the whole idea of bra-burningactually, I do, I find comfort in knowing that I have something to fight for.
So you don't actually want equality, you just want to fight for it?
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Bad things about being a girl: Getting hit on or being sexually harassed by horny guys.
Worst part of being a woman? Mood swings, crying jags, fashion designed by idiots that think every woman is a fucking stick figure with tits, pelvic exams.
I r speel gud! Nae fucked around with this message on 03-24-2005 at 11:55 AM.
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BeauChan wrote this stupid crap:
lol, I just like the whole idea of bra-burningactually, I do, I find comfort in knowing that I have something to fight for.
hahahahaha whattt
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Mr. Crabs thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Oh yeah, worst part of being a guy: Guys can never cry. Ever.
Well, unless we're watching Brian's Song
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Jensus said:
hahahahaha whattt
gonna have to agree with jens here
. Having an extremely high tolerance for pain.Why I don't like being a girl: Being seen as not being as strong as a man, as good as a man, or as smart as a man. Pelvic exams.
Why am I glad I'm not a guy: Anything that involves pain to the groin area.
Upgrade: Being able to talk to women in bars, and have dudes shooting me mean glances while I do so, and Shopping. And my dick. ^_^
Downgrade: The stereotype(no, really.) and the simple fact that Everyone thinks that the simple fact that I dislike pussy means that I'm supposed to be this limp-wristed, highvoiced little faggot.
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Nae got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Best part of being a woman? Boobs, having my door opened for me, soft skin, I can be crazy in the head and people write it off as hormonal, 5 hour bubble baths, smell good stuff, nothing dangling between my legs to get in the way.Worst part of being a woman? Mood swings, crying jags, fashion designed by idiots that think every woman is a fucking stick figure with tits, pelvic exams.
Why I'm glad I'm not a gal: No penis!
Why I don't like it: Not being paid as much as men, not being able to walk anywhere late at night, having to deal with the occasional cretin that thinks I swapped my brain for a pair of tits. Having to deal with the "you'd be really nice looking IF..." speech.
Why I hate being a Guy: Insanely high car insurance rates even though I'm a fucking good driver 
, the old stereotype "you're thinking with the wrong head"
Why it sucks: Getting knocked in the nuts. Shaving my face instead.
