Why I would like to be a girl: multiple orgasms, boobs. 
Why I dislike being a guy: statistically lower chance of getting into college, "masculine guilt," and singular orgasms.
-It's easy to please.
-It makes all my decisions for me.
-It relieves headaches by having a lot of blood rush from my skull when I get an erection.
-I can pee standing up.
-I can pee almost wherever I want.
The worst parts of having a penis:
-It gets pretty hairy down there.
-Its a constant vulnerability.
As you can see, the pros outweigh the cons.
The things I don't like about being a girl
-Bleeding for 6 days a month, and all of the things that go with it
-It is harder to please the female genetalia when you are alone
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Khyron said:
Worst part of being a guy : Zipper accidents.
I've only had that happen a couple times, but ow.
I think it's balanced by being so easy to have fun with, though. Maybe.
God that hurts. 
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From the book of Fizodeth, chapter 3, verse 16:
I've never actually had a zipper accident except for maybe some hair. I guess I'm just careful like that.
Downside of being a guy:
-Whoever designed mammalian men built us with external sensitive points, and then told everyone else in the world what they were and equipped the opposite sex with easy means of striking them.
-Accidentally getting maladjusted while doing something, then sitting on the boys
-BO tends to be worse
-In theory, have to get a haircut more often
-Later in life, prostate exams, colonoscopies, etc
-Shorter lifespan
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Why I'd not prefer to be a woman: That ugly thing has the intention of being inserted inside of me. Not cool.
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LeMiere had this to say about Captain Planet:
Why I hate being a man: The penis is an ugly thing.Why I'd not prefer to be a woman: That ugly thing has the intention of being inserted inside of me. Not cool.
Allow me to get the hedge clippers and we can be done with the whole business altogether.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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ACES! Another post by Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
Allow me to get the hedge clippers and we can be done with the whole business altogether.
Home made lesbian!
