If it's just control over reality then i'd probably do some physical changes on myself. Follow this up by giving myself the ability to heal ala CoH Emp Defender and give myself a whopping massive bankroll to live out the rest of my life.
Then i'd probably just try and live normally for 10000 years or so, morphing into another person every time I "died".
In between "lives" I'd flit around the universe all willy-nilly. Being able to actually see a black hole or a quasar would be awsome on a level almost unconcievable.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
"Don't want to sound like a fanboy, but I am with you. I'll buy it for sure, it's just a matter of for how long I will be playing it..."
- Silvast, Battle.net forums
But with 
as a face.
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Vinven D`Slyfox's account was hax0red to write:
You can do anything besides it involving Vinven
so you can still be a jackass, but you're the only human on the planet that can catch diseases so it's even.
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Cuba:
Cure diseases, end man's inhumanity to man, usher in new era of peace, then exile myself from Earth and travel among the stars.
At least I don't have to worry about STD's.
As for me...
Vinven D`Slyfox fucked around with this message on 03-16-2005 at 09:32 PM.
Well, maybe give myself a bit more knowledge of the universe. Enough to be able to build really good gaming computers, know what that "thunk thunk thunk" sound the car's making really is, ect.
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Mix Rodent King with water, and you get:
Something like this:
But with
as a face.
*waits for the Photoshop*
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Lee Taxx0r wrote this in the snow with their pee:
I would make Mt. Rushmore crack jokes at tourists.
"Where are my 71 dark haired Virgins?"
"Not Virgins, Virginians!"
God Bless Robin Williams Live on Broadway
I think I'd probably cure cancer, win myself a lottery, take care of my family, friends, and some third world countries, fix my body up, and spend the rest of eternity watching people, learning about stuff.
If we are speaking of the biblical "God" then the first thing I would do is kill myself and set my two mile long body afloat in the Atlantic Ocean.
I am sure that would stir up some trouble. Read "Towing Jehova" by James Morrow for an example.
If we are speaking of a more "Greek God" type of thing? I think I would ride around on a cloud all day zapping *********** with bolts of pro-humanity electricty. When everyone is now treating everyone else nicely I would invent cold fusion, faster than light travel, reverse entropy in the universe, make body oder a thing of the past, and then live forever off the royalties.
Oh, wait. I'm supposed to be a god. In that case, I'd do what I always do: Mess around with shit. How will life on Earth be affected if I take down the force of gravity a tad? Stuff like that.
Oh, and I'd make myself a St. Bernard for a pet that never needed to be fed or anything else but attention.
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Vinven D`Slyfox had this to say about Robocop:
Being originally a human, it would be kind of hard to be omni, so I imagine more like a greek god. Making yourself immortal and creating a continent would be more possible than being omni and creating a universe.
Actually, by definition, it's impossible.
Any emotional states you feel now are completely incompatible with omniscence.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Reveal myself as the one true God and end all religious conflict by destroying myself in front of all of humankind. That, or manifest myself as the "Evil Genius" type of God and rule the earth with an iron fist.
Yeah right.
You'd be the answer to that question: "When it rains, is God peeing on us?"
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A sleep deprived LeMiere stammered:
I'd save the fucking planet?
Hahahahahahahaha.
Captain Lemmy, he's a hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero!
No, wait, you'd be that loser with the Heart power and the monkey.
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Gunslinger Moogle attempted to be funny by writing:
[QB]Cure diseases, end man's inhumanity to man, usher in new era of peaceQB]
Looks like someone is running for Ms. America!
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Aw, geez, I have Mr. Parcelan all over myself!
Yeah right.You'd be the answer to that question: "When it rains, is God peeing on us?"
Except the question would be phrased: "When God's pissing on us, does it rain, too?"
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
It will be grand.
Edit: I've just been informed that refrigerators have been invented already. I don't need any godly powers then. Tarquinn fucked around with this message on 03-17-2005 at 01:42 AM.
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Snoota enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I'd try to steal the Enterprise.
Impossible!!!
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Mr. Parcelan wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Hahahahahahahaha.Captain Lemmy, he's a hero! Gonna take pollution down to zero!
No, wait, you'd be that loser with the Heart power and the monkey.
That monkey and love power gets me the sex, pug lover.
Probably re-work some parts of Earth. You know, toss in a bit more land, some cleaner water.
I want humanity to survive so I can fuck around with it as I see fit.
Vernaltemptress fucked around with this message on 03-17-2005 at 02:26 PM.
