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Topic: So I got a new toy today. =)
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 02-25-2005 01:31:54 AM
I just finished a big job so I decided to go out and splurge a little bit. I picked up a nice new M4 Carbine. Well almost an M4. It is slightly different but I prefer this configureation.
And it really pisses the liberals off anyway.

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
nem-x
posted 02-25-2005 01:34:48 AM
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 02-25-2005 01:35:52 AM
850 with two Mags and they threw in a couple hundred rounds of SS109 (ammo)
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 02-25-2005 01:36:45 AM
Let's go hunting.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-25-2005 01:44:16 AM
Probably the first time I've looked at an assault rifle and all I can see it as is a tricked-out pistol.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 02-25-2005 01:51:55 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Probably the first time I've looked at an assault rifle and all I can see it as is a tricked-out pistol.

Pistol?

"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 02-25-2005 02:03:55 AM
quote:
Azizza's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Pistol?

Focus on the handle, it looks like a pistol with a big ass barrel and lots of extra shit.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-25-2005 02:07:12 AM
Neat toy...

why would it piss of liberals?

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 02-25-2005 02:13:48 AM
quote:
Trillee's account was hax0red to write:
Neat toy...

why would it piss of liberals?


Because they can't figure out where to put the batteries?

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Maradon!
posted 02-25-2005 02:13:50 AM
quote:
This one time, at Fizodeth camp:
Focus on the handle, it looks like a pistol with a big ass barrel and lots of extra shit.

A carbine is a rifle that fires pistol rounds, so if you think about it in a roundabout way, that's essentially what it is.

quote:
Trillee had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Neat toy...

why would it piss of liberals?


Most liberals want to see firearms banned, and nearly all liberals are major proponents of renewign the "Assault" weapons ban, under which I'm pretty sure this particular firearm would have been illegal.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-25-2005 02:21:20 AM
Bah... we all need collections... And I don't see Azizza running off to a clocktower and shooting people!
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 02-25-2005 02:22:52 AM
quote:
Verily, Trillee doth proclaim:
Bah... we all need collections... And I don't see Azizza running off to a clocktower and shooting people!

yet

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-25-2005 02:27:09 AM
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 02-25-2005 02:34:11 AM
Why does Azizza have all of the nice things
Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 02-25-2005 02:44:26 AM
Actually it fire 5.56/.223 which is a rifle round, although a light one. But trust me this thing does not lend itself to one handed firing. Yeah you can do it but the thing is a bit heavy for that.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Vernaltemptress
Withered and Alone
posted 02-25-2005 02:52:56 AM
quote:
Liam had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Why does Azizza have all of the nice things

He works for the Mafia?

j/k

Obamanomics: spend, tax, and borrow.
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 02-25-2005 03:53:58 AM
quote:
Vernaltemptress had this to say about Tron:
He works for the Mafia?


You just had to keep asking questions...

Sarudani Miolnir
Old-school poster
posted 02-25-2005 07:56:56 AM
Nice, but I wouldn't trade my Galil for one.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 02-25-2005 08:09:17 AM
Your carpet screams "IKEA" to me.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
very important poster
a sweet title
posted 02-25-2005 09:07:44 AM
I'm a liberal and I want guns
hey
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-25-2005 01:56:47 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Azizza:
I just finished a big job so I decided to go out and splurge a little bit. I picked up a nice new M4 Carbine. Well almost an M4. It is slightly different but I prefer this configureation.
And it really pisses the liberals off anyway.


Pull the trigger and liberals two states over shit their pants and say "god DAMN! What in the name of Darwin's Grab Bag was that!?"

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael fucked around with this message on 02-25-2005 at 01:57 PM.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Demos
Pancake
posted 02-25-2005 02:06:01 PM
quote:
Jens had this to say about John Romero:
I'm a liberal and I want guns

Ditto I'm a liberal that wants to let people do things and not restrict them.

"Jesus saves, Buddha enlightens, Cthulhu thinks you'll make a nice sandwich."
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-25-2005 02:18:37 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Jens:
I'm a liberal and I want guns

"I like big GUNS and I can not lie
You lefty wingers can't deny
When a guy walks in with a great big gun
That he swings 'round in your face you get SPRUNG!"

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 02-25-2005 02:33:20 PM
Show us the whole collection!
Damnati
Filthy
posted 02-25-2005 02:37:16 PM
quote:
Arrenn Lightblade Model 2000 was programmed to say:
Show us the whole collection!

...or arsenal as the case may be! We want to see!

Love is hard, harder than steel and thrice as cruel. It is as inexorable as the tides and life and death alike follow in its wake. -Phèdre nó Delaunay, Kushiel's Chosen

It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-25-2005 02:51:15 PM
Must...resist...urge...to give...buddy Azizza...shit about his...collection...

...not...funny...anymore...

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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/dev/null
Pancake
posted 02-25-2005 03:55:32 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
Pull the trigger and liberals two states over shit their pants and say "god DAMN! What in the name of Darwin's Grab Bag was that!?"

"You see this? This... is my BOOMSTICK!"

Question asked, question answered.

Beep. Beep. Beep... Ohh... I think my porridge is done.
My fellow Americans, as you know, my foreign policy can be summed up in five words: "Iludium-236 Explosive Space Modulator."
When it comes down to it, searching the web without Google is like straining sewage with your teeth.
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 02-25-2005 04:08:27 PM
You planning on doing anything useful with that?

-Tok

Kegwen
Sonyfag
posted 02-25-2005 05:21:05 PM
quote:
Jens had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I'm a liberal and I want guns
Manticore
Not Much Fun Anymore
posted 02-25-2005 06:04:50 PM
Do you go hunting with those guns? if so, what kind of stuff do you shoot at? If People, how often do you go hunting?
"France tried to turtle, but Hitler did a tank rush before they were ready. Just shows how horribly unbalanced real life is. They should release a patch."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-25-2005 06:34:17 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Toktuk said this:
You planning on doing anything useful with that?

-Tok


Does useful have to mean legal as well?

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Toktuk
Pooh Ogre
Keeper of the Shoulders of Peachis Perching
posted 02-25-2005 06:44:28 PM
quote:
So quoth JooJooFlop:
Does useful have to mean legal as well?

Yes, yes it does.

-Tok

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-25-2005 06:47:42 PM
Don't use too many specials, that carbine will drain your HAM quickly.
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 02-25-2005 07:20:40 PM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Don't use too many specials, that carbine will drain your HAM quickly.

Rifle + Head Shot = Braindead

http://www.bloodfin.net
Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 02-25-2005 07:22:53 PM
quote:
Azizza wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I just finished a big job so I decided to go out and splurge a little bit. I picked up a nice new M4 Carbine. Well almost an M4. It is slightly different but I prefer this configureation.
And it really pisses the liberals off anyway.

[xIMG]http://homepage.mac.com/kwelz/.Pictures/m4.jpg[/IMG]


It didn't actually take you this long, did it?

I just finished my post-post-ban M4gery last December, bringing the count to 5. I still need to get a riser block for my Aimpoint, because my ARMS mount doesn't raise the dot above the front sight, but once I do that I'll be golden.

Now I've just got to save up for the P2000 that FN showed at SHOT. Maybe the P90, too, but that'll depend on how much fun my friend's Five-seveN is next time we go out and shoot.

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 02-25-2005 07:26:17 PM
LOL I have 3 now. This one. A standard 20 inch and a 20 inch bull barrel scoped.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-25-2005 07:35:27 PM
quote:
Toktuk stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Yes, yes it does.

-Tok


He plans on looking at its purrrrrdy lines.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Peter
Pancake
posted 02-25-2005 08:40:26 PM
quote:
Maradon! attempted to be funny by writing:
A carbine is a rifle that fires pistol rounds, so if you think about it in a roundabout way, that's essentially what it is.

My understanding is that a Carbine is a short rifle. The Small size lends it to be used by Calvery, Paratroops and special forces, anyone were the large size of a long rifle would be cumbersome.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-26-2005 03:43:15 AM
FUCK YOU AND YOUR FREEDOMS!!!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-26-2005 10:22:16 AM
I quake with impotent liberal fury.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



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