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Topic: Wow, that crept up on me in a hurry.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-12-2004 12:08:46 AM
I'm GREEEEEEN.

Post here if you want to receive liberal doses of why I think you're awesome.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 08-12-2004 12:10:37 AM
Gratz on the green Mr Karnaj.

Now tell me why I'm cool please.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 08-12-2004 12:13:27 AM
Congrats, Karnaj. Go back to your first sigpic and call yourself "old school".
[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 08-12-2004 12:20:27 AM
Congo through the thread tossing green confetti
A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 08-12-2004 12:20:36 AM
Grats on greening.
Lee Taxx0r
Pancake
posted 08-12-2004 12:21:40 AM
quote:
Trent had this to say about dark elf butts:
Gratz on the green Mr Karnaj.

Now tell me why I'm cool please.


Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 08-12-2004 12:24:25 AM
Grats.

Make me feel speshul please.

Gadani
U
posted 08-12-2004 12:24:40 AM
quote:
Zaza attempted to be funny by writing:
Grats on greening.
Mr. Gainsborough
posted 08-12-2004 12:24:59 AM
Karnaj is cool. Go team green! *waves tiny flag*
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-12-2004 12:25:08 AM
There's a lot of that goin' around lately.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-12-2004 12:30:17 AM
Seems kinda silly to make green be above gold but if Green means a high level of awesomocity, then so be it.
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 08-12-2004 12:32:17 AM
Well damn man! Congrats ;D
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-12-2004 12:40:32 AM
quote:
Ozimander had this to say about Robocop:
Seems kinda silly to make green be above gold but if Green means a high level of awesomocity, then so be it.

Platinum would make more sense, but it's not as distinctive from silver as green.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 08-12-2004 12:44:59 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Platinum would make more sense, but it's not as distinctive from silver as green.

You speak truth, Magnet Man.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-12-2004 12:45:37 AM
I am awesome!!
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 08-12-2004 01:02:31 AM
Trent - I said I'd say why I think you're awesome, not why you're cool. Read more closely, nerd-o! Anyway, you're awesome because you like Cannibal! And ANYONE who likes Cannibal! is awesome. If Josef Stalin said he liked Cannibal!, he'd be like only, say, 34% commie douchebag. The rest? PURE AWESOME.

Waisz - You're awesome because you have the potential to be awesome, and you will be if you take my advice and start making crystal meth. Seriously, though, our chats about cars are still somewhere in the bowels of my PM list. Good references. GOOD TIMES!

DoR - You're awesome because you threw green confetti. Hey, they can't all be winners, folks.

ZaZa - You're awesome because you've put up with a lot of crap from ignorant people. After spending some time in Europe(yes I know, Germany's Germany and no place else, but still), I think I have a better understanding of where you're coming from. Rock on, my man!

Lee Taxx0r - You're not awesome because not only did you not read the OP, but you just quoted Trent. Still, the pelvic thrusting stormtrooper is pretty awesome.

Fal - You're awesome because I don't know how I would've survived the interminable class breaks this past semester were it not for our afternoon conversations--myself in the computer lab, you...on top of a pile of naked supermodels, let's say. Hopefully, I'll have more huge chunks of time between classes this coming semester, so that we may resume our repartee.

Gadani - You're awesome because you've got the inquisitive spirit; keep it asking questions. It can only benefit you.

Gains - You're awesome because you waved a tiny flag. Hey, if you don't talk to me, I can't make these personal, folks.

Call - NikCon '05. You, me, a bunch of EC'ers, a stripclub, and shots of Stoli. Awesome.

Ozi - You're awesome because your sense of humor is quite peculiar and arouses me like few others. Look at my nipples! They're so erect!

Trillee - You're awesome because you took the time to post in this thread. While that may not seem like much, I appreciate every single post in threads like this, even when people whom I don't know very well post.

JooJoo - You're awesome because...Jesus, look at my nipples! So erect! You're awesome because you're utterly not stymied by statements like that. Bravo.

Snoota - You're awesome because you didn't give me your crabs. Man, don't know how the hell I dodged that bullet. I guess you're also awesome because, you know, you're cool and funny and all that. Or something.

More to follow, I hope. I like doing it this way.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 08-12-2004 01:19:54 AM
love me.
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 08-12-2004 01:20:54 AM
Month and a week before I begin glowing horrendously.

I still remember your old sigpic. 'Grats, Karnaj.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 08-12-2004 01:23:25 AM
Sean
posted 08-12-2004 01:24:58 AM
Most people try to say something witty here.

I do not bother.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-12-2004 01:26:35 AM
quote:
Sean had this to say about Tron:
Most people try to say something witty here.

I do not bother.


Don't worry. We are not dissapointed.

Addy
posted 08-12-2004 01:32:18 AM
This is when I spam random emoticons. (Grats on Green )

Ruvyen
Cartoon Broccoli Boy
posted 08-12-2004 01:37:35 AM
Congrats, Karnaj! I wonder if there's a colour after green...
Thief: "I have come to a realisation. Dragons are not real in a general sense, but they may exist in certain specific cases."
Fighter: "Like how quantum mechanics describes how subatomic particles can spontaneously pop into existence at random!"
Thief: "No, that's stupid and stop making up words."
--8-Bit Theater
Mr. Parcelan
posted 08-12-2004 01:57:12 AM
Buenos noches.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-12-2004 01:58:48 AM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Karnaj:
Call - NikCon '05. You, me, a bunch of EC'ers, a stripclub, and shots of Stoli. Awesome.[/b]

Stoli? I'm so there.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-12-2004 02:17:00 AM
Is Callalron doing the stripping? If so, I'll stay at home.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 08-12-2004 02:23:06 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived Mr. Parcelan stammered:
Buenos noches.

Buenos nachos.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-12-2004 02:44:31 AM
quote:
Snoota thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Is Callalron doing the stripping? If so, I'll stay at home.

You're just jealous because all the seriously hot babes will be flocking to me. Like geese.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
*Tal*
Pancake
posted 08-12-2004 02:52:15 AM
quote:
Xyrra had this to say about Captain Planet:
Happy verdigris!!

You BITCH, you stoled my word.

uhh..

*humps Karnaj's leg with vigor*

They say a smile is a gift which is free to the giver and precious to the recipient. But giving the finger is free too, and I find it more personal and sincere.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 08-12-2004 02:52:52 AM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Callalron!
You're just jealous because all the seriously hot babes will be flocking to me. Like geese.

While on the subject, I was at the Olympic Gardens a week or so ago with a few buddies. This Russian girl came up to me(at that point I was so drunk all I did was sit at the table we were at and stare at the wall while telling every girl that got near me, 'I am sooooooo drunk,') and asked if I was married. When I said no she got all excited and told me all about these girls she knows in Russia that want to marry an American man so they can come to America. Those silly Russians!

Grendel
Pancake
posted 08-12-2004 02:56:20 AM
Congrats. Telle me how awsome I am... or just pretend like you know that I post occasionaly.
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 08-12-2004 02:58:12 AM
quote:
How.... Snoota.... uughhhhhh:
While on the subject, I was at the Olympic Gardens a week or so ago with a few buddies. This Russian girl came up to me(at that point I was so drunk all I did was sit at the table we were at and stare at the wall while telling every girl that got near me, 'I am sooooooo drunk,') and asked if I was married. When I said no she got all excited and told me all about these girls she knows in Russia that want to marry an American man so they can come to America. Those silly Russians!

I'd say hold out and see how many rounds of "stuff the blini" you can play with them first.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
Hireko
Kill a fish before breakfast each day
posted 08-12-2004 03:02:59 AM
Woot Karnaj!
Those who dance are thought insane by those who can't hear the music.
Darius!
Pancake
posted 08-12-2004 03:44:01 AM
It's been a while since one of these threads. Congradulations, Karnaj.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-12-2004 03:46:50 AM
Congratulations for being able to endure this forum for over four years, John!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 08-12-2004 03:50:12 AM
There he is!
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Pvednes
Lynched
posted 08-12-2004 04:00:45 AM
*cheers from behind the radiation screen*

Grats Karnaj!

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 08-12-2004 04:08:25 AM
Hug me, old redeye!
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 08-12-2004 04:23:52 AM
quote:
Monica had this to say about Tron:
love me.
Nemx™
Pancake
posted 08-12-2004 04:30:17 AM
You don't know me!
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