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Mortious had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Two words:
Drop.Knife.Kick.Throat.
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Delphi Aegis's account was hax0red to write:
Buy a can of air. You know, the keyboard cleany kind. Spray him/her/it with it anytime they get on something they're not supposed to, but let them sleep on your lap, or next to you on the couch.Problem solved.
Not entirely sure I'd reccomend that. I remember a few years back, my borther sprayed his friend on the leg with some air spray cleaner. Gave him a good size bruise right where it hit.
In any case, our cat learns pretty quickly via a water gun.
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Check out the big brain on Tegadil!
Not entirely sure I'd reccomend that. I remember a few years back, my borther sprayed his friend on the leg with some air spray cleaner. Gave him a good size bruise right where it hit.
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Tegadil had this to say about dark elf butts:
Not entirely sure I'd reccomend that. I remember a few years back, my borther sprayed his friend on the leg with some air spray cleaner. Gave him a good size bruise right where it hit.
I remember a friend using some kind of spray can like that too, something about they turned it upside down and it made the coolant shoot out which makes a pretty deep burn. Not too sure about the specifics though.
quote:This is what Trent is doing. This is what I want Trent to do
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Name?
Rasputin, King of Cats.
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There was much rejoicing when Bajah said this:
Rasputin, King of Cats.
Well he's doing a very good job to earn that namesake
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Trillee had this to say about Cuba:
I love the look on his face. "Common, Punk. I dare you to move me."
Yah.
That needs to have some words added at the bottom and made into one of those pictures that pops up when people are doing stupid shit in threads. But I'm not quite sure what words belong to that look.
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Tegadil wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Not entirely sure I'd reccomend that. I remember a few years back, my borther sprayed his friend on the leg with some air spray cleaner. Gave him a good size bruise right where it hit.
I'd recommend against it as well. Most of the spray cans have warnings about possible frostbite if applied to human skin. Even a little amount can burn or bruise the skin. A water gun is much safer than this.
Anyways.. good photo capture moment.. its giving you The People's Eyebrow ;D
Not really, but I mean...King of Cats? What were you thinking? 
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I want some of what Talonus was smoking when they wrote this:
I'd recommend against it as well. Most of the spray cans have warnings about possible frostbite if applied to human skin. Even a little amount can burn or bruise the skin. A water gun is much safer than this.
As RK expertly pointed out, that's only when you 1. use it for more then quick, short bursts, OR 2. turn it upside down and spray the liquid "air" directly at an object.
The small tube that usually accompanys the can of air focuses the blast enough that a small, quick burst may be cool, but can be felt from a distance, and it distressing to cats, especially when you are making loud, angry noises at them.
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Rodent King Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I remember a friend using some kind of spray can like that too, something about they turned it upside down and it made the coolant shoot out which makes a pretty deep burn. Not too sure about the specifics though.
Those cans are store the air at high pressure. Due to the pressure, the air becomes a liquid (greater pressure --> higher condensation point). If you turn the can upside down, the denser liquid travels up the internal hose thing and sprays out instead of properly depressurizing. However, due to the simple workings of these things, it's possible that even when used properly liquid can come out. This reaction is very similar to phase change/refridgeration; the fast change in liquid to gas due to pressure difference will eat up all kinds of energy in thermal form and will feel very, very cold. The change is supposed to take place within the canister but will take place wherever the liquid air becomes gaseous.
In other words, don't listen to Delphi and end up endangering your kitty to freezer burn.
Delphi, here's a good one for your sig: "Delphi is an asshead who shouldn't ignore warnings on labels." Waisz fucked around with this message on 06-27-2004 at 10:40 PM.
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Palador ChibiDragon attempted to be funny by writing:
Yah.That needs to have some words added at the bottom and made into one of those pictures that pops up when people are doing stupid shit in threads. But I'm not quite sure what words belong to that look.
*shrugs* Only thing I could come up with...
Water pisses cats off, and if you piss a cat off when it's young (I.e. spray it with water near every damned time you see it, then chase it to a hiding place, like my sadistic older brother did), it'll become very malajusted, hateful, and end up biting you many times.
But it's your cat. 
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Duck Tales:
And why are you all complaining about the best way to get a cat off shit? The thing is the size of an aborted fetus. Pick it up and toss it.
I just like spraying cats with water guns. Whether they're doing something bad or not.
damn cute one though.
*kills a froglock and gives it to the cat*
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Blah blah blah Mr. Parcelan blah blah blah...
And why are you all complaining about the best way to get a cat off shit? The thing is the size of an aborted fetus. Pick it up and toss it.
You've.. never had a cat, have you?
Claws. Sharp.
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Delphi Aegis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
You've.. never had a cat, have you?Claws. Sharp.
I have raised over five cats. My skin is thick enough to turn aside claw or fang.
But look who I'm talking to...
You can try to convince the cat that you set the ground rules, and try to convince it not to go somewhere, but it is usually fruitless, as the cat will return if it finds the place interesting/warm enough to suit it.
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Blah blah blah Mr. Parcelan blah blah blah...
I have raised over five cats. My skin is thick enough to turn aside claw or fang.But look who I'm talking to...
Well, at least it'll be good practice for Bajah when Led is with him; a few callouses here and there do wonders.
Skaw fucked around with this message on 06-28-2004 at 12:33 AM.
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Skaw's little brother wrote this stupid shit:
Thats one mighty fucked up looking keyboard.
It's an ergonomic keyboard. Those have been out for years. 
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We were all impressed when Delphi Aegis wrote:
It's an ergonomic keyboard. Those have been out for years.
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Alidane had this to say about dark elf butts:
They also thoroughlyrockLICK ass.
