Caption: "You dare to disturb the slumber of Rasputin, Emperor of Felines, Conqueror of Worlds, Master of Matt?"
Caption for the picture:
"No food? WTF?!"
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Trillee had this to say about Cuba:
Well he's doing a very good job to earn that namesake
He ain't humping everything in sight.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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MadCat the 2nd had this to say about Robocop:
That cat looks decidedly evil...Caption for the picture:
"No food? WTF?!"
GE-ASP!
MADCAT LIVES! 
quote:This is what Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael is doing. This is what I want Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael to do
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Addendum: Kittens have abnormally massive heads.
OH YEAH!? Well, YOU have an abnormally... massive.... . uh, head.
Well, that insult didn't turn out so well.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
He ain't humping everything in sight.
He's not tipping over from the weight of his huge phallus, either.
That CAN'T be Rasputin!
quote:He's not tipping over from the weight of his huge phallus, either.
That CAN'T be Rasputin!
Oh, he'll be nuetered soon, though.
Oh, by the way, the vet recommended that if you want to discourage bad behavior, get something noisy and scare the shit out of the cat when its doing something bad, but do your best not to be seen as the source of the noise... that way the cat associates the bad noise to the action and not you... similar with the spraying thing. The only thing a cat learns if it sees you squirting it, is to avoid you at all costs when you have the squirt gun in your hand.
If he does something wrong at close range and in front of me, like trying to get into my food, he gets a sharp tap on the nose and a firm "No." He'll then back up and look all ashamed as he put his head down and swipes his paws over his eyes... making sure to peek to see if I'm looking.
It realy happen to me, So it can happen to you too!
You don't own a cat, the Cat owns you, your things and everything suronding your things!
It will also be always on the things you use the most, If it is on what you use the most, you will have to give affection to reclaim the thing ... so your Keybord is a good start!
(ps: your desk is so CLEAN compared to me! it's inhuman!)
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Skaw had this to say about Cuba:
Thats one mighty fucked up looking keyboard.
have fun with your carpel
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Damn you Bajah! You broke diadem. That's the straw that broke the camel's back. Now I'm going to have to get a cat diadem fucked around with this message on 06-28-2004 at 05:01 PM.
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Out of a possible 10, `Doc scored a straight 1 with:
Set that photo as your wallpaper. See how Rasputin responds.
He's rather fond of chasing the guantlet-shaped mousepointer in WoW... and causing my Paladin to charge into things he shouldn't... and run off cliffs.... and cast spells with looooong recast timers (Lay on Hands)....
little bastard
Makes a good alarm clock, though. Wakes me up at 6am every morning.
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Bajah stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Makes a good alarm clock, though. Wakes me up at 6am every morning.
Does he like to smack your face? That's how my cat would wake me up.
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This one time, at Waisz camp:
...Stuff...."
Pretty close, 'cept that is not liquified air, you really think that little dinky can holds that? It contains CFC's(or what ever the enviromently freindly version) in there liquified. Iffin I remember right, unlike normal aresol cans, they don't have a feed tub, or one that is much shortened in the can, thats why if you tip it upsie down it will pull the liquid out strait. If you use it for prolong periods normally, the can freezes and the stuff stays liquied comeing out because it doesn't warm up quickenough, similer things happen with LP tanks, and when you load freaon into an A/C.
They uses the same stuff as airbrush propelent, used to piss me the fuck off when I was painting and the dog knocked tha can over and I sucked up that shit, would fuckup up the brush.
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diadem had this to say about dark elf butts:
have fun with your carpel
Because everyone that uses a MS natural keyboard is suddenly immune to carpal tunnel
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Does he like to smack your face? That's how my cat would wake me up.
My folk's dogs do that when licking you feet doesn't work.
*goes off and drops self on head repeatedly*
It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion. It is by the beans of Java the thoughts aquire speed, the teeth acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone I set my mind in motion.
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Peter said this about your mom:
Pretty close, 'cept that is not liquified air, you really think that little dinky can holds that? It contains CFC's(or what ever the enviromently freindly version) in there liquified. Iffin I remember right, unlike normal aresol cans, they don't have a feed tub, or one that is much shortened in the can, thats why if you tip it upsie down it will pull the liquid out strait. If you use it for prolong periods normally, the can freezes and the stuff stays liquied comeing out because it doesn't warm up quickenough, similer things happen with LP tanks, and when you load freaon into an A/C.They uses the same stuff as airbrush propelent, used to piss me the fuck off when I was painting and the dog knocked tha can over and I sucked up that shit, would fuckup up the brush.
I don't know the chemistry of what's in those things. Obviously it can't be liquid "air" since air is a mixture of things. 
Oh, I see. Waisz fucked around with this message on 06-28-2004 at 05:14 PM.
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I want some of what Waisz was smoking when they wrote this:
I don't know the chemistry of what's in those things. Obviously it can't be liquid "air" since air is a mixture of things.
Oh, I see.
CHEMICAL COMPONENTS:
1,1,1,2-Tetrafluoroethane CAS: 811-97-2
Edit: Skaw, if you think that's a freaky keyboard, you should see some rehabilitational ones. It's split into three halves along the 6yhn/5tgb line, and the keypad/arrow keys are on their own part.
It's neat. Delphi Aegis fucked around with this message on 06-28-2004 at 07:42 PM.
First when I saw this thread I was "OMG. Poo Bajah" then I opened it and was flooded by cuteness. So, I showed my mom the kitty. 
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`Doc's account was hax0red to write:
This one wins.
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Out of a possible 10, Ares scored a straight 1 with:
"OMG. Poo Bajah"
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diadem had this to say about Captain Planet:
have fun with your carpel
12 years of computer using, 15 years of gaming, not a trace of it. 
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diadem was listening to Cher while typing:
have fun with your carpel
3-4 years of playing a EQ Ranger. 200+ in all tradeskills. Several hours of tapping my ranged attack key. And 18 years of gaming on various consoles. I got an early start, Hooray Atari.
