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Topic: If you could murder...
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-14-2004 10:54:43 PM
Three EverCresters without any consequences, who would it be?

And if you don't like murder, let's just say banish to Canada or ban from the boards, anyways.

I'd get rid of RedMage, Alek Saege and JooJooFlop.

I'm tempted to say Maho, but he's just a passing sickness. The others are diseases.

So go ahead

Kael
Whistlepig
posted 06-14-2004 10:57:07 PM
Murder ECP, Murder Faz, and I would slap Khyron for changing the name of Samurai Champloo ep 3 while I was rebooting so I had to restart the download.
>:(

Kael fucked around with this message on 06-14-2004 at 11:03 PM.

Anklebiter
Pancake
posted 06-14-2004 10:58:37 PM
I'd pick three from a hat.
EVE Online:
Asha Vahishta, Minmatar Pilot.
Sean
posted 06-14-2004 10:58:52 PM
I thought we'd done this before..

But; Redmage, Ruvyen, and probably a furry, or someone whose name begins in Z. Not sure on the third.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-14-2004 10:59:17 PM
Redmage, Skaw, and Faz.
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-14-2004 10:59:19 PM
Burger's Penis (because he doesn't deserve one), Burger's Balls (because he doesn't deserve them), and Burger himself because he's a waste of flesh.
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 06-14-2004 11:01:41 PM
Hrm..

Delphi, of course.

Lyinar, To cut her open, and see if I could find the source of the "Psycho Hose Beast" growth pattern, and prevent it in future generations of militant, loudmouthed librarians.

Hrm.. the third one is tough...

Cant I have a list of 10?

Aaron (the good one)
posted 06-14-2004 11:02:01 PM
Parcelan, nem-x, Snoota
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 06-14-2004 11:06:10 PM
Parce, Sean, and some randon person #3.
Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Addy
posted 06-14-2004 11:07:09 PM
I LOVE EVERYONE

Except Parce.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 06-14-2004 11:07:35 PM
quote:
Kael had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Murder ECP, Murder Faz, and I would slap Khyron for changing the name of Samurai Champloo ep 3 while I was rebooting so I had to restart the download.
>

Oops... sorry 'bout that... I was annoyed by the way they were named, so...

Besides, you aren't missing a whole hell of a lot. Two Part series suck until you get BOTH PARTS

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-14-2004 11:08:09 PM
Aw, spread the love, not the hate!

Burger, Bloodsage (just to prove it can be done, and possibly to steal his bike/wife), and... Fal. Because those who know of the death chicken never die of natural causes.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Kael
Whistlepig
posted 06-14-2004 11:08:26 PM
Addy doesn't want to kill me. My feelings are hurt. :(
Maradon!
posted 06-14-2004 11:11:25 PM
Technically, murdering someone under the condition that there were no concequences wouldn't accomplish anything, since the death of the person in question would be a concequence of their murder.

What good is murdering someone who doesn't die as a result?

Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 06-14-2004 11:12:27 PM
quote:
Maradon! had this to say about (_|_):
Technically, murdering someone under the condition that there were no concequences wouldn't accomplish anything, since the death of the person in question would be a concequence of their murder.

What good is murdering someone who doesn't die as a result?


With some, it's not a consequence, it's a benefit.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Gadani
U
posted 06-14-2004 11:13:02 PM
Murder (v):To kill brutally or inhumanly.

It's not a consequence, it's part of the verb.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-14-2004 11:13:24 PM
I forfiet my other two murders if I get to murder Parce before he has a chance to murder me.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Tal NSFW!!
Pancake
posted 06-14-2004 11:13:26 PM
Oh yeah.. I'd totally kill Addy til she was dead.. forgot about that one.
Led
*kaboom*
posted 06-14-2004 11:13:46 PM
Yar! I will kill you to death!
Kael
Whistlepig
posted 06-14-2004 11:14:19 PM
quote:
Khyron enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
Oops... sorry 'bout that... I was annoyed by the way they were named, so...

Besides, you aren't missing a whole hell of a lot. Two Part series suck until you get BOTH PARTS


Now I can blame you for making me patch EQ from scratch 6 hours early.

Or my at least my guild will~

I change my 3rd choice to kill Meepie, Resevoir Dogs style.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-14-2004 11:14:32 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I forfiet my other two murders if I get to murder Parce before he has a chance to murder me.

Fine, I'll kill you when you're done with Parcelan.

My other two are Delidgamond and ECP. Bam.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-14-2004 11:15:28 PM
quote:
Waisz stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Fine, I'll kill you when you're done with Parcelan.

I don't think you're capable of murder, so I'm not too worried.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Maradon!
posted 06-14-2004 11:15:32 PM
quote:
Gadaniing:
Murder (v):To kill brutally or inhumanly.

It's not a consequence, it's part of the verb.


A murder results in a death, just as a killing results in a death. The death of a person is still a concequence of their murder.

Mr. Gainsborough
posted 06-14-2004 11:15:41 PM
quote:
Gadani had this to say about Captain Planet:
Murder (v):To kill brutally or inhumanly.

It's not a consequence, it's part of the verb.


Darius!
Pancake
posted 06-14-2004 11:33:57 PM
Khyron and Delphi for being the common internet bottom feeders we all know and hate, and ECP because he's probably the only person that still nags me to change my name.

I probably wouldn't actually kill ECP, but it's still annoying ;(

tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 06-14-2004 11:45:08 PM
I've only really disliked two people ever. One, Somthor, is banned and the other, Maho, is much improved so...noone, actually. I pass my murders up to the highest bidder.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-14-2004 11:45:44 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I don't think you're capable of murder, so I'm not too worried.

We've gone over this, and I think we all understand it (well, Maradon clearly doesn't). There's no negative consequences. So, I clearly won't have to bear any emotional weight. Murdering would be just fine!

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-14-2004 11:47:04 PM
quote:
Verily, Vallo doth proclaim:
I've only really disliked two people ever. One, Somthor, is banned and the other, Maho, is much improved so...noone, actually. I pass my murders up to the highest bidder.

I bid $5 to kill Darius, that fucker. I'm tired of him coming into every thread and saying "You know, whatever it is you are all talking about sucks. Tolkien? Sucks. FF? Sucks. Yeah, it all sucks."

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Darius!
Pancake
posted 06-14-2004 11:48:43 PM
Maybe if it would all stop sucking >:(
tFUCKING RETARD
Pancake
posted 06-14-2004 11:51:46 PM
He said FF sucks? *Kills Darius* It's on the house.
There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive.
OtakuPenguin
Peels like a tangerine, but is juicy like an orange.
posted 06-15-2004 12:02:09 AM
quote:
Kael probably says this to all the girls:
Murder ECP, Murder Faz, and I would slap Khyron for changing the name of Samurai Champloo ep 3 while I was rebooting so I had to restart the download.
>

NM, had to refresh

OtakuPenguin fucked around with this message on 06-15-2004 at 12:02 AM.

..:: This Is The Sound Of Settling ::..
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-15-2004 12:06:31 AM
quote:
This one time, at Waisz camp:
We've gone over this, and I think we all understand it (well, Maradon clearly doesn't). There's no negative consequences. So, I clearly won't have to bear any emotional weight. Murdering would be just fine!

I mean, I don't think you could wield a weapon or set a trap to any degree of effectivness. You would be like the X the Exterminator to my Harvey Birdman.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-15-2004 12:34:31 AM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent JooJooFlop said:
I mean, I don't think you could wield a weapon or set a trap to any degree of effectivness. You would be like the X the Exterminator to my Harvey Birdman.

You'd just be sitting there, jacking off to shemale-on-shemale or some other weird shit and I'd knife you in the back of the neck. There's really not much complexity to it.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Mr. Parcelan
posted 06-15-2004 12:42:24 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Waisz said this:
You'd just be sitting there, jacking off to shemale-on-shemale or some other weird shit and I'd knife you in the back of the neck. There's really not much complexity to it.

Yeah, and I'm guessing he doesn't move around a whole lot, so he'd have a hard time dodging.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-15-2004 12:43:04 AM
quote:
Waisz had this to say about pies:
You'd just be sitting there, jacking off to shemale-on-shemale or some other weird shit and I'd knife you in the back of the neck. There's really not much complexity to it.

Odds are when you're right behind me I'll climax and it'll nail you right in the eye, causing you to drop the knife and run away screaming like a woman. Then you will commit suicide.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 06-15-2004 12:54:14 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop impressed everyone with:
Odds are when you're right behind me I'll climax and it'll nail you right in the eye, causing you to drop the knife and run away screaming like a woman. Then you will commit suicide.

1) there's not gonna be line-of-sight between my eyes and your junk for obvious reasons

2) you go to all these elngths to explain why I can't murder you, when you say you're gonna murder Parcelan. Parcelan would tear you up pretty bad, if it were "the murderee gets to defend themself". So drop it.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-15-2004 12:57:37 AM
I'd murder Waisz and Joojooflop as a result of this thread. I'd also kill Sean, just for good measure.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 06-15-2004 12:59:51 AM
quote:
Waisz's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
2) you go to all these elngths to explain why I can't murder you, when you say you're gonna murder Parcelan. Parcelan would tear you up pretty bad, if it were "the murderee gets to defend themself". So drop it.

I'd use a gun to shoot him in his sleep.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 06-15-2004 01:19:29 AM
I'd gore Parcelan. Only because he'd probably enjoy it.

Then I'd set up a siege farm outside Drysart's house until he gave me all his porn.


Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 06-15-2004 01:39:52 AM
I'd murder delphi, purely because he hates TFC.

other than that...maybe Parcelan, because I'm intimidated by his alpha-dog status.

can't think of a third. Maybe whoever wins the last post thread.

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