Always remember: I'm better than you at anything you could possibly do, except at being a failure. In any given case, I'll always outdo you, because I'm a superior specimen. There's no delusion or trying to make myself feel better, it's just plain fact.
There are superior breeds and there are inferior breeds. The predator will always be superior to the rats. Your only advantage is numbers, and numbers only make it easier to crush you all with one grind of the boot.
On the off-chance that I view you as somewhat my equal, such as Bloodsage or Gydyon: always remember that you'll die before I do.
And then there are those of you that are just so far below me, I can't even begin to rant about much of a waste of oxygen you are. If you had any sympathy for the human race, you'd jump off a cliff and purify the gene pool.
Just a friendly reminder! Don't even try, you'll never succeed 
As a vain person, I'm perfectly happy with that.
Anyone who takes you seriously deserves to.
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Zair attempted to be funny by writing:
You have given us too much of a look at your actual life for us to believe that superiority shit.Anyone who takes you seriously deserves to.
For everything I show, I keep forty more things concealed. I'm not as dumb as you.
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Nobody really understood why Vorbis wrote:
and you'll die much sooner than I will.
Not if Loco Luiz does what he's supposed to.
Step outside. It's a wonderful day.
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Mr. Parcelan painfully thought these words up:
For everything I show, I keep forty more things concealed. I'm not as dumb as you.
Only a buffoon would expose anything more than so desired to any sort of community, muchless an online message board.
When will you self-serving cretins realize this?
*does a little moogly dance about the thread spreading amaranths and roses and other magical flowers all about*
Ku ku po po!
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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JooJooFlop obviously shouldn't have said:
I can eat spicy food without shitting my intestines. How about you, Parce?
You lack character.
Period.
I will now stop posting.
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Delidgamond had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I can die happy knowing that you cannot dance better than I.
You can die happy knowing that you're nothing but a volunteer freak show.
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So quoth Mr. Parcelan:
Not if Loco Luiz does what he's supposed to.Step outside. It's a wonderful day.
He was attracted to my vast amounts of homoerotic appeal, and could not go through with it.
Now he's a great way for me to pick up chicks.
It is a wonderful day.
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Vorbis had this to say about pies:
He was attracted to my vast amounts of homoerotic appeal, and could not go through with it.Now he's a great way for me to pick up chicks.
It is a wonderful day.
How are you going to pick up chicks with Loco Luiz?
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Karnaj probably says this to all the girls:
This is the single most idiotic thread ever created. Ten drunk Somthors gang-banging a keyboard couldn't produce the same level of absolute fatuity. In the spirit of brevity: go back to fucking your pillow, you scrotum massaging shitbag.
Oh, so now you feel like flaming, eh? Now that I've done all the hard work?
You remember what we do to parasites.
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Karnaj had this to say about Captain Planet:
This is the single most idiotic thread ever created. Ten drunk Somthors gang-banging a keyboard couldn't produce the same level of absolute fatuity. In the spirit of brevity: go back to fucking your pillow, you scrotum massaging shitbag.
*bakes Karnaj a pie out of sunbeams and gossamer and a take-out cheesecake*
ku-paaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
How are you going to pick up chicks with Loco Luiz?
He attempts to molest them, I appear out of nowhere and pistol-whip him. The femme is then so overtaken with gratitude that she buys me dinner.
It's a win-win situation.
Except for Loco Luiz.
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Mr. Parcelan still thinks SARS jokes are topical, as evidenced by:
Oh, so now you feel like flaming, eh? Now that I've done all the hard work?You remember what we do to parasites.
What hard work? You remembered which buttons to push. BFD.
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
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Vorbis wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
He attempts to molest them, I appear out of nowhere and pistol-whip him. The femme is then so overtaken with gratitude that she buys me dinner.It's a win-win situation.
Except for Loco Luiz.
Once again, you get all your sex via a dumb Mexican.
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Mr. Parcelan was listening to Cher while typing:
Once again, you get all your sex via a dumb Mexican.
I can't sleep with models every night.
my ass gets too sore. 
[ 03-09-2004: Message edited by: Somthor ]
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Mr. Parcelan probably says this to all the girls:
You lack character.
I suppose I could just drink one up like you do, but I'd hate to look unoriginal.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Somthor said:
No one is better at pissing people off unintentionaly than I am not even you.
We both know it's intentional. Don't even bother lying to yourself.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and JooJooFlop was all like:
I suppose I could just drink one up like you do, but I'd hate to look unoriginal.
No substance on earth could give you a personality. Even if you were a mushroom-eating, dancing goblin queen.
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Trent obviously shouldn't have said:
Dude! dont poke it with a stick! didnt you ever see The Blob?!
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KaLourin had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Dude! dont poke it with a stick! didnt you ever see The Blob?!
No..
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KaLourin had this to say about Captain Planet:
This farmer dude like, cracked open a space rock.. and some glowing sillyputty rolled out. He poked it with a stick, then it jumped up and engulfed the stick, then his arm... then IT ATE HIS FACE!!!!!!!!
*drops the stick and runs* Aieeeeeeee... nooooo.
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ACES! Another post by KaLourin:
This farmer dude like, cracked open a space rock.. and some glowing sillyputty rolled out. He poked it with a stick, then it jumped up and engulfed the stick, then his arm... then IT ATE HIS FACE!!!!!!!!
That's what he gets for not letting go of the stick.
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There was much rejoicing when Mr. Parcelan said this:
No substance on earth could give you a personality. Even if you were a mushroom-eating, dancing goblin queen.
I suppose I could try being really angry for a while then attempt to garner sympathy by saying I'm taking anger managment classes for my problem.
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KaLourin stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
maybe it was his prized stick.
I'd buy that if the farmer shouted something like "My stick! My beautiful stick!"
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JooJooFlop Model 2000 was programmed to say:
I suppose I could try being really angry for a while then attempt to garner sympathy by saying I'm taking anger managment classes for my problem.
That's only good for gently getting inferiors off your back.
