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KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-09-2004 09:35:59 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop was naked while typing this:
I'd buy that if the farmer shouted something like "My stick! My beautiful stick!"

True. This was more like "aaah.. ahhh.. nnnggg... AAAIGGJJJ-*snoorxxxxck* ded

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Aaron (the good one)
posted 03-09-2004 09:36:29 PM
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
 
can you please fix my title
posted 03-09-2004 09:38:20 PM
quote:
Verily, Mr. Parcelan doth proclaim:
We both know it's intentional. Don't even bother lying to yourself.

Meh, even if it was (and its not) then Im still better at it than you

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
 
can you please fix my title
posted 03-09-2004 09:39:12 PM
quote:
Delidgamond wrote this then went back to looking for porn:

isnt that what they call a ton of fun?

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
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Pancake
posted 03-09-2004 10:10:07 PM
Parce. Bectha you cant eat just one. Pringles.
What did five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!!!

Im Rick James, bitch!!!!

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-09-2004 10:23:39 PM
quote:
Somthor had this to say about Knight Rider:
Meh, even if it was (and its not) then Im still better at it than you

I already said you were better at failing than me.

Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-09-2004 10:46:24 PM
Now, the question on everybody's mind: Would I bone Yuna?

I might say yes, if in FFX. Because I bet she sets off a huge summon when she climaxes, and that sounds hysterical to me. Imagine: Sin could destroy the world again just because Yuna summoned something she didn't mean to because I used two fingers instead of three.

AMAZING!

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-10-2004 12:27:09 AM
quote:
The propaganda machine of Mr. Parcelan's junta released this statement:
Now, the question on everybody's mind: Would I bone Yuna?

I might say yes, if in FFX. Because I bet she sets off a huge summon when she climaxes, and that sounds hysterical to me. Imagine: Sin could destroy the world again just because Yuna summoned something she didn't mean to because I used two fingers instead of three.

AMAZING!


The trick would then be to diddle her until she's almost ready to nut, and then bone her over the edge. Worst that could happen is you get a few scratch marks on your ass.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 03-10-2004 09:40:37 AM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
The predator will always be superior to the rats.

da... boss.. me know me stewpid and all.. but uh.. widout da rats, won't da preditor die? Me mean... da rats can lib on dere own, right? but da preditor can't lib widout da rats....

den whut gud are you for us den?

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Mr. Parcelan
posted 03-10-2004 01:25:20 PM
quote:
diadem had this to say about John Romero:
da... boss.. me know me stewpid and all.. but uh.. widout da rats, won't da preditor die? Me mean... da rats can lib on dere own, right? but da preditor can't lib widout da rats....

den whut gud are you for us den?


Indeed. So long as the rats are always around, the predator will remain well-fed.

So I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is: I'm going to start breeding you. The good news is: Everyone's getting laid!

diadem
eet bugz
posted 03-10-2004 01:27:29 PM
quote:
Mr. Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Indeed. So long as the rats are always around, the predator will remain well-fed.

So I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is: I'm going to start breeding you. The good news is: Everyone's getting laid!


YAY!

can me eet da defective children?

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Zair
The Imp
posted 03-10-2004 01:28:54 PM
The only time I ever get any is during forced breedings =/
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 03-10-2004 01:51:05 PM
KaL: best. movie description. EVAR!

quote:
KaLourin said this about your mom:
This farmer dude like, cracked open a space rock.. and some glowing sillyputty rolled out. He poked it with a stick, then it jumped up and engulfed the stick, then his arm... then IT ATE HIS FACE!!!!!!!!
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