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Topic: ITT, you are Somthor
Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:13:22 PM
Have at it.
Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 01-21-2004 09:14:04 PM
Hey I'm somther!!

WOOT.

wlkeweqwe
ewlkrqw


fdfd


dfds

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: KiranĂª ]

Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-21-2004 09:15:00 PM


Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Alaan
posted 01-21-2004 09:15:07 PM
What be going on here?
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-21-2004 09:15:11 PM
now THIS is freaky.
Y.O.T.C
No longer a Towel Girl
posted 01-21-2004 09:16:07 PM
wtf yo?
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-21-2004 09:16:10 PM
HAY GUYS ISN'T THIS NEAT????

Federal remote voting system called flawed
Wednesday, January 21, 2004 Posted: 8:47 PM EST (0147 GMT)


(CNN) -- A federally funded Internet-based voting system due for release in less than two weeks is inherently flawed and should be scuttled because of weak security, according to a report by a team of computer scientists.

The system, called the Secure Electronic Registration and Voter Experiment, or SERVE, is designed to allow U.S. military personnel and civilians living overseas to log onto a computer terminal and cast an absentee ballot.

The backers of the SERVE system downplayed the findings Wednesday, saying other experts disagree.

According to the report, the online nature of SERVE could easily allow a hacker to tamper with the voting results.

"Because the danger of successful large-scale attacks is so great, we reluctantly recommend shutting down the development of SERVE and not attempting anything like it in the future until both the Internet and the world's home computer infrastructure have been fundamentally redesigned, or some other unforeseen security breakthroughs appear," the report said.

Among the type of hacks the researchers outlined are ones that would overwhelm computers with a denial-of-service attack.

Others are those that would remotely insert a phony Web page between the voter and the authentic server, and ones using a virus that could allow someone to alter a voter's choices before they're sent over an encrypted connection.

The Federal Voting Assistance Program, part of the Defense Department, is moving ahead with the system.

"This is a minority report from one of the peer-review groups we invited to look at the SERVE system," said department spokesman Glen Flood. "Out of this group of about 10 or 11 members, only four of them decided that concerns were warranted.

"We respect what they've done," Flood said of the dissenting members. "They have excellent credentials, but we stand by the SERVE program."

The report's authors are computer scientists David Wagner, Avi Rubin and David Jefferson from the University of California at Berkeley, Johns Hopkins University and the Lawrence Livermore National Laboratory, respectively, and Barbara Simons, a computer scientist and leading technology policy consultant.

According to the report, the system is targeted for use in 50 counties and seven states during this year's primary and general elections, and could handle up to 100,000 votes.

The report said the first tryout is slated for February 3 during South Carolina's presidential primary.

A similar system was used in the 2000 presidential election, but fewer than 100 votes were cast at that time.

Both systems were designed to make it easier for U.S. military personnel and overseas civilians to vote in their home districts.

Paper ballots are the only alternative, but obtaining and recording them can often be a frustrating process, the researchers said.

The SERVE system is different from the electronic voting machines used during several recent elections, but the report's researchers said the problems are greater with the SERVE system due to the addition of the Internet.

Electronic voting has become a contentious issue in recent years as critics complained about a lack of paper trails and security flaws.

The Federal Voting Assistance Program carries out the federal responsibilities of the secretary of defense under the Uniformed and Overseas Citizens Absentee Voting Act of 1986. The act covers more than 6 million potential voters.

CNN's Daniel Sieberg and Alex Walker contributed to this report.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 01-21-2004 09:16:13 PM
 
can you please fix my title
posted 01-21-2004 09:16:22 PM
no no no no I take meds so this wont happen......
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 01-21-2004 09:16:38 PM
walmart sucked my dick and i didnt cum all over their faces is this their fault i think so heres why
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 01-21-2004 09:17:12 PM
Walmart Sucks!

Bloodsage, I demand you treat me like an officer and a gentleman!

I've got a news article, who wants me to post it?

nem-x
posted 01-21-2004 09:17:21 PM

whaaaaat iss gooooing onn?
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-21-2004 09:17:22 PM
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 01-21-2004 09:17:56 PM
I'm a really nice guy.

Kicks a random bystander in the nads.

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-21-2004 09:18:07 PM
I, Somthor the XXII, would just like to take the time to say, that I love Wal*Mart. I love it with such haughty passion that whenever someone even MENTIONS the waltons, my shorts get very tight.

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Khyron ]

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:18:44 PM
evryone who works at walmart shoud join the navy because then they can be like me and bloodsage !

even through i hate bloodsage because he sjhould drink bleach haha !

Ares
posted 01-21-2004 09:19:17 PM
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-21-2004 09:19:36 PM
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 01-21-2004 09:19:38 PM
IM SUCKING SAM WALTONS DICK IT TASTES LIKE SAVINGS
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:19:40 PM
Former Vermont Gov. Howard Dean and Sen. John Kerry of Massachusetts lead in the latest tracking polls in New Hampshire, but both are calling themselves underdogs as they retool their campaigns in a changed political landscape.


good thing they ddont work at walmatr otherwise i wouldent vote for them

Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 01-21-2004 09:19:51 PM
Its a conspiracy!!

Is Drysart, Somthor?

OMGWTFBBQ

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: KiranĂª ]

 
can you please fix my title
posted 01-21-2004 09:20:32 PM
You know I could pretty much say anything here and claim that it wasnt really me. From now one I a excuse It wasnt me it was the one armed somthor that did it

Good clean fun

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 01-21-2004 09:21:31 PM
quote:
Somthor Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You know I could pretty much say anything here and claim that it wasnt really me. From now one I a excuse It wasnt me it was the one armed somthor that did it

Good clean fun


Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-21-2004 09:21:39 PM
quote:
Liam stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
IM SUCKING SAM WALTONS DICK IT TASTES LIKE SAVINGS

god you guys this is a reely hard thing to do not using proper capitalsatin and punctation and intentionly mispeling words like somthro does

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-21-2004 09:22:01 PM
I have a barbed penis that tears vaginal tracks to stimulate ovulation.
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 01-21-2004 09:22:10 PM
quote:
I took Somthor out, it was a Friday night. I wore cologne to get the feeling right.
You know I could pretty much say anything here and claim that it wasnt really me. From now one I a excuse It wasnt me it was the one armed somthor that did it

Good clean fun


Sorry duder, I couldn't hear youme with Sam's dick in yourmy mouth.

Mmm mm sllurrpp

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Black ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-21-2004 09:22:13 PM
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:22:37 PM
what you mean the sky is blue? ok your right im wrong.

anyway like i was saying the sky is yellwo

Drysart
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:22:48 PM
dude Somthor why are you spamming my thread?
Zair
The Imp
posted 01-21-2004 09:22:51 PM
quote:
Liam said this about your mom:
IM SUCKING SAM WALTONS DICK IT TASTES LIKE SAVINGS

This made me laugh

Mooj
Scorned Fanboy
posted 01-21-2004 09:23:47 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Punky Brewster:
dude Somthor why are you spamming my thread?

Because I can. I'm a subscriber, you don't mind right?

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:23:50 PM
quote:
Drysart's account was hax0red to write:
dude Somthor why are you spamming my thread?

sorry ill stop spamming your thread i was wrong to do it

Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:24:02 PM
spam
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:24:24 PM
NEW YORK (CNN/Money) - The nation's record companies Wednesday sued another 532 people for illegally distributing copyrighted music over the Internet, stepping up their attack against online music piracy.
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can you please fix my title
posted 01-21-2004 09:24:42 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Robocop:
dude Somthor why are you spamming my thread?

It wasnt me Drysart I swear It was the other Somthor.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Kiranê
Total Crap
posted 01-21-2004 09:25:00 PM
spam x 2
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:25:01 PM
BUCHAREST, Romania (Reuters) -- A team of Romanian and U.S. doctors said Wednesday they had successfully removed a tumor weighing 175 pounds (80 kilograms) from a woman patient in an operation lasting 10 hours.
Taeldian
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:25:34 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Somthor!
It wasnt me Drysart I swear It was the other Somthor.

k

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Taeldian ]

Skaw
posted 01-21-2004 09:26:17 PM
Anyone over 18 still living with their parents are a drain on society. Fucking India taking OUR jobs as US Citizens! Fucking Corporations highering illegal immegrants and giving them workers rights!
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-21-2004 09:26:35 PM
Creeeeepy.
"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
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