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Topic: The Ban Somthor fund
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 09:49:01 AM
Hay guys.

Who would donate money to a ban somethor fund? I'm thinking if we collect enough money to pay for his subsciption for the next 4 years, Drysart might be pursuaded to off him for the betterment of the forum community.

Comments? Pledges? If we get enough interest I'll setup a paypal acount and we can send Drysart a big cardboard check along with the bribe payment. I bet he's always wanted a big cardboard check. I know I have.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 01-21-2004 09:50:14 AM
I'd have you banned before I had Somthor banned. At least he's good for comedic value. You're not even funny in your stupidity, just sad.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 09:51:33 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Snoota wrote:
I'd have you banned before I had Somthor banned. At least he's good for comedic value. You're not even funny in your stupidity, just sad.

OMG GO MAKE ME A BURGER, BURGER BOY.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:51:43 AM
I thought Drysart made a thread saying that if you start a thread, with the purpose to say that someone should be banned, that you would be banned for it.
What did five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!!!

Im Rick James, bitch!!!!

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 09:52:15 AM
quote:
Did someone say Agent Shadow:

I thought Drysart made a thread saying that if you start a thread, with the purpose to say that someone should be banned, that you would be banned for it.


rules do not apply in flame threads. Its like the fireball forum.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
.com
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 09:53:30 AM
quote:
Neo-Blindy obviously shouldn't have said:
rules do not apply in flame threads. Its like the fireball forum.

Nevermind then, I stand corrected.

What did five fingers say to the face? SLAP!!!!!

Im Rick James, bitch!!!!

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-21-2004 10:06:04 AM
Seriously though, what is wrong with just ignoring the guy if he pisses you off this much?



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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-21-2004 10:09:44 AM
quote:
Neo-Blindy had this to say about (_|_):
Stuffz.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 10:11:07 AM
quote:
Gunslinger Moogle had this to say about Captain Planet:
Seriously though, what is wrong with just ignoring the guy if he pisses you off this much?

Him, I can ignore. He's on ignore already.

the 400 replys insulting him on every thread he touches, well those are a little harder to ignore.

Case in point: I'm tired of dealing with the fuck face and the wake of malcontent that follows him.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-21-2004 10:32:17 AM
quote:
Neo-Blindy had this to say about Robocop:
Him, I can ignore. He's on ignore already.

the 400 replys insulting him on every thread he touches, well those are a little harder to ignore.

Case in point: I'm tired of dealing with the fuck face and the wake of malcontent that follows him.


touche.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-21-2004 11:23:20 AM
I would not pay to have him banned.

I would pay to have his title changed to something really insulting, though. If anyone wants to debate on what a really perfect title would be for him, I'll chip in a few bucks to get it changed.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 11:24:57 AM
Title suggestion: "Not only am I the owner of the retard club, I'm also a member"
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Death of Rats
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 12:12:19 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Neo-Blindy:
Title suggestion: "Not only am I the owner of the retard club, I'm also a member"

Don't try to hard Blindy. I wouldn't want to ban him, like Snoota said, he's good for the comedic value, and everyone needs to realse tension someimes by yelling at something.

A particularly crafty sea lion is befuddling the Army Corps of Engineers, who have come to believe the 1,000-pound mammal is either from hell -- or from Harvard.
Star Collective
Pancake
posted 01-21-2004 12:13:12 PM
Can't we all just get along?
The trouble is that we have a bad habit, encouraged by pedants and sophisticates, of considering happiness as something rather stupid. Only pain is intellectual, only evil interesting. This is the treason of the artist: a refusal to admit the banality of evil and the terrible boredom of pain. - Ursula K. LeGuin ~ The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-21-2004 12:14:41 PM
quote:
Khyron thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I would not pay to have him banned.

I too would not pay to have him banned. Down that road, we should not go.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 01-21-2004 12:20:07 PM
He's stupid but damnit is it fun to read all the flames.. he has done more to revitalise the board than anyone I can think of.

Not on purpose and by being very stupid but the effect is the same.. I can cope with him as long as he doesn't dip from funny-stupid to goddamn-that's-stupid-stupid.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 01-21-2004 12:21:05 PM
I find him amusing.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-21-2004 12:39:06 PM
I haven't ignored anyone in a long time. He finally made the list today. I would not pay to see him banned, but I wouldn't mind seeing it as he's a troll. And all trolls should DIE.

'Cept Diadem.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 01-21-2004 12:40:51 PM
I would pay to see Diadem act out Shakespeare.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 01-21-2004 01:23:39 PM
Blindy, quit being a moron.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-21-2004 01:27:30 PM
quote:
King Parcelan had this to say about pies:
I would pay to see Diadem act out Shakespeare.

As would I

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Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 01:34:30 PM
quote:
Aury got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Blindy, quit being a moron.

Why don't you ask the sun not to shine.

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 01-21-2004 01:36:12 PM
quote:
Neo-Blindy had this to say about pies:
Why don't you ask the sun not to shine.

If I lived in Seattle, I wouldn't have to. =)

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-21-2004 01:40:02 PM
quote:
Aury had this to say about Knight Rider:
Blindy, quit being a moron.

Blindy's a Mormon?

Ohhh... morON.... yeah.. got ya.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Naimah
In a Fire
posted 01-21-2004 02:44:17 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator was listening to Cher while typing:
Blindy's a Mormon?

Ohhh... morON.... yeah.. got ya.


There's a differeance between the two?

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 01-21-2004 02:46:43 PM
quote:
Naimah thought about the meaning of life:
There's a differeance between the two?

Considering the amount of good my local mormon church did even when I continually had religious debates with their misssionaries.. I'd say yes.. there is a very large difference.

Skaw
posted 01-21-2004 03:06:38 PM
I'd chip in to have his title changed to "Happy Wal*Mart Customer"
Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 01-21-2004 03:42:18 PM
quote:
Khyron stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I would pay to have his title changed to something really insulting, though. If anyone wants to debate on what a really perfect title would be for him, I'll chip in a few bucks to get it changed.

How about "Bastard lovechild of Sam Walton"? Fitting and loaded with yummy, yummy irony.

Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-21-2004 03:52:59 PM
quote:
Callalron spewed forth this undeniable truth:
How about "Bastard lovechild of Sam Walton"? Fitting and loaded with yummy, yummy irony.

You and Skaw are definitely on the right track.

At first I was thinking something suitably trollish, like 'Lives under a bridge', however I like having his boundless love for Wal*Mart written all over every post he makes, even more

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 01-21-2004 03:59:45 PM
Yeah, and he's a subscriber and can just ask Drysart to change it back.

gg EC

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 01-21-2004 04:00:04 PM
"Lives under a bridge to Wal*mart"??



Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
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can you please fix my title
posted 01-21-2004 04:08:41 PM
quote:
So quoth Khyron:
You and Skaw are definitely on the right track.

At first I was thinking something suitably trollish, like 'Lives under a bridge', however I like having his boundless love for Wal*Mart written all over every post he makes, even more


egad no! its a amusing thoguht to be sure and I can appriciate the irony of it but please no.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-21-2004 04:09:56 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Somthor said:
egad no! its a amusing thoguht to be sure and I can appriciate the irony of it but please no.

It's not like you don't deserve to have something ridiculously stupid under your name every post.

Because you really, really deserve it.

Gunslinger Moogle
No longer a gimmick
posted 01-21-2004 04:13:20 PM
Alright, this is getting a bit much. Notice how virtually all funney for the past 18 hours or so has been suspended just so we can mock Somthor? Look at the top 3 threads not counting the two stickied ones.

Henceforth I'm not going to respond to any Somthor-spawned thread or whatever. I mean, this has really gone too far. I advise others to do the same, and to concentrate on reviving t'eh funney threads around here. Amenupo.




moogle is the 3241727861th binary digit of pi

Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 01-21-2004 04:35:52 PM
the fund is now accepting donations.

[ 01-21-2004: Message edited by: Neo-Blindy ]

On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-21-2004 04:39:04 PM
quote:
Neo-Blindy had this to say about pies:
the fund is now accepting donations.

I get paid next tuesday. I shall donate then.

I would do so now, but I just dropped 350 for my college, 70 for discover card, and 260 for my car payment.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 01-21-2004 04:41:39 PM
Well, aren't you a funny grandma.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-21-2004 05:03:57 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Gunslinger Moogle said:
Alright, this is getting a bit much. Notice how virtually all funney for the past 18 hours or so has been suspended just so we can mock Somthor? Look at the top 3 threads not counting the two stickied ones.

Henceforth I'm not going to respond to any Somthor-spawned thread or whatever. I mean, this has really gone too far. I advise others to do the same, and to concentrate on reviving t'eh funney threads around here. Amenupo.


Why?

Are you saying we want people like him around here?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 01-21-2004 05:05:18 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
Why?

Are you saying we want people like him around here?


Say with me: "If we ignore the problems they will go away."

It always works!

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 01-21-2004 05:06:53 PM
quote:
Zaza had this to say about (_|_):
Say with me: "If we ignore the problems they will go away."

It always works!


I ignored the funny noise my car was making.

It went away!

'Course, so did the rest of the car... by the towtruck... after the engine burst into flames.

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