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Naimah
In a Fire
posted 12-24-2003 11:35:16 AM
Lets play a board game! Building limricks line by line. Only rule is they have to be flaming our favorite ass munch Somthor. Or we could just make this baseless shredding of the village idiot but this might be fun for a little while.

Somethor is a puss filled cunt.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 12-24-2003 11:49:28 AM
Yeah, you suck Somthar, suck like a fox!1
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-24-2003 11:55:16 AM
quote:
Naimah had this to say about Knight Rider:
Lets play a board game! Building limricks line by line. Only rule is they have to be flaming our favorite ass munch Somthor. Or we could just make this baseless shredding of the village idiot but this might be fun for a little while.

Somethor is a puss filled cunt.


you know all about those dont you.

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 12-24-2003 11:57:08 AM
rot in france somthor. your the biggest cockgobbler I've seen in years.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Fox
Loser
posted 12-24-2003 11:59:46 AM
quote:
5 Fists wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Yeah, you suck Somthar, suck like a fox!1

insult somthor all ya want, but dont disgrace foxes by comparing them to flamebait, foo

"It takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for what I'm not."
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 12-24-2003 12:30:50 PM
quote:
Naimah had this to say about the Spice Girls:

Somethor is a puss filled cunt.

Rhyming with Cunt is hard.

Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 12-24-2003 12:41:38 PM
Seariously, Just shut the fuck up, if you dont like him click this ignore guy ()


Its not worth to make a thread about like an idiot.


"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-24-2003 12:44:37 PM
quote:
Bummey the Savage stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
Rhyming with Cunt is hard.

He's a little runt I want to punt for uh.. fun..t

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-24-2003 12:44:58 PM
I don't know what's funnier... that Somthor is being flamed out of the blue, the fact that it's NAIMAH making the flame, or the fact that Naimah couldn't flame without copying someone else's flame (that got banned for it).
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-24-2003 12:47:07 PM
quote:
Man, who wouldn't want to be Bajah:
I don't know what's funnier... that Somthor is being flamed out of the blue, the fact that it's NAIMAH making the flame, or the fact that Naimah couldn't flame without copying someone else's flame (that got banned for it).

Go make snow angels.

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 12-24-2003 12:53:51 PM
This thread is a dismal failure!
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 12-24-2003 12:55:18 PM
No, see, Holden, if nobody says anything, the stupid little prick won't realise that he is, in fact, a turd. He'll continue acting like a complete and utter twat, without ever being given a chance to mend his ways.

Of course, the problem with Somthor is that despite being told he's an inconceivably stupid ass, despite being given advice from Parcelan and Bloodsage on how NOT to be a cunt, he doesn't seem to care enough to mend his ways. Which makes it all the worse. Like a man who's been told he smells like pigshit and vomit, yet refuses to take a shower. There's no good reason for it. It's just laziness and apathy, with a liberal amount of idiocy thrown in for good measure.

diadem
eet bugz
posted 12-24-2003 12:56:45 PM
i didn't bother to read this thread and contribute nothing
play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-24-2003 01:00:31 PM
quote:
When diadem says stuff like this, it proves there isn't a god:
i didn't bother to read this thread and contribute nothing

holy shit!

Goma
Pancake
posted 12-24-2003 01:20:19 PM
Yeah.. It appears none of you know how to write limricks. (im pretty sure the rhyme scheme is A A B C B C)

Here goes nothing!

"Somthor is a puss filled cunt
He is, indeed, one which I would like to hunt
I would pop his head with a stone
Much like that of a pheasant
All the people will no longer groan
Oh my god wouldn't it be pleasant?"

Could use a touch up here or there, but man am I proud of myself.

Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 12-24-2003 01:29:53 PM
quote:
Fox had this to say about Robocop:
insult somthor all ya want, but dont disgrace foxes by comparing them to flamebait, foo

Woops!! Didn't see you there..

Oh and uh...yeah somthor seems to be a tad moronic, but I don't really have a problem with him...I thought it was a bit of a joke thread at least, but apparently not.

Anyway, happy Holidays!! yes even to you Somthor!

'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

Bradley Nowell
Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 12-24-2003 01:31:03 PM
quote:
From the book of Gomateux, chapter 3, verse 16:
Yeah.. It appears none of you know how to write limricks. (im pretty sure the rhyme scheme is A A B C B C)

Here goes nothing!

"Somthor is a puss filled cunt
He is, indeed, one which I would like to hunt
I would pop his head with a stone
Much like that of a pheasant
All the people will no longer groan
Oh my god wouldn't it be pleasant?"

Could use a touch up here or there, but man am I proud of myself.



You're a bit off on the scheme. It's A A B B C C C, with a little tune thrown in. I'd tell you the tune, but that would require me to speak it, and I don't have a functioning mic.

Goma
Pancake
posted 12-24-2003 01:32:15 PM
quote:
Bummey the Savage's fortune cookie read:
You're a bit off on the scheme. It's A A B B C C C, with a little tune thrown in. I'd tell you the tune, but that would require me to speak it, and I don't have a functioning mic.

Nah, thats alright. I guess I'll edit my current one now. Gimme a second.

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 12-24-2003 01:33:05 PM
Yeah, I was wrong. Here's a limrick. Conform all of your future ones to this scheme!

There once was a knight named Lancelot,
Who looked at Blair askance a lot.
So whenever he'd pass,
That beautiful ass,
The front of his pants would advance-a-lot

diadem
eet bugz
posted 12-24-2003 01:41:00 PM
i continue to crap on your thread

edit: My Innoruuk, it's full of delis!

[ 12-24-2003: Message edited by: diadem ]

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
Goma
Pancake
posted 12-24-2003 01:41:56 PM
Somthor is a puss filled cunt
He is, indeed, one which I would like to hunt
I would pop his head with a stone
Then all the people will no longer groan
We would all gather 'round and eat him for lunch
Or perhaps we would save some later to have for tomorrow's brunch!
And thus is was over, boy aren't we a cheerful bunch!

Edit: DAMN YOU BUMMEY I WORKED HARD ON THIS, ITS NOT CHANGING AGAIN.

Okay, I will. Here's the NEW one:

Somthor is a puss filled cunt
He is, indeed, one which I would like to hunt
I would pop his head with a stone
Then all the people will no longer groan
thus was the end of Somthor the cunt.

Yeah, it's crap =/

[ 12-24-2003: Message edited by: Gomateux ]

Bummey the Fool
Prefers to play with men
posted 12-24-2003 01:51:31 PM
quote:
This one time, at Gomateux camp:

Edit: DAMN YOU BUMMEY I WORKED HARD ON THIS, ITS NOT CHANGING AGAIN.

rofl

Fox
Loser
posted 12-24-2003 02:20:48 PM
go fuck yourself and the goddam horse you fucking rode in on, you poor pathetic sorry excuse for a cum guzzling std-ridden twat. By god, is it too much to ask that people who do severe drugs wear a rubber or pull out early. If your mommy is too busy slutting herself out for drug money to watch you while your online, please do us all a big fat fucking favor and just inhale some more spraypaint till everything becomes dark.

[edit - this is in no way meant for Som, just doing some venting]

[ 12-24-2003: Message edited by: Fox ]

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-24-2003 02:21:46 PM
quote:
How.... Fox.... uughhhhhh:
go fuck yourself and the goddam horse you fucking rode in on, you poor pathetic sorry excuse for a cum guzzling std-ridden twat. By god, is it too much to ask that people who do severe drugs wear a rubber or pull out early. If your mommy is too busy slutting herself out for drug money to watch you while your online, please do us all a big fat fucking favor and just inhale some more spraypaint till everything becomes dark.

oic


oic

Sean
posted 12-24-2003 02:24:52 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Fox wrote:
go fuck yourself and the goddam horse you fucking rode in on, you poor pathetic sorry excuse for a cum guzzling std-ridden twat. By god, is it too much to ask that people who do severe drugs wear a rubber or pull out early. If your mommy is too busy slutting herself out for drug money to watch you while your online, please do us all a big fat fucking favor and just inhale some more spraypaint till everything becomes dark.

[edit - this is in no way meant for Som, just doing some venting]


Someone has issues.

And that was weak.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Fox
Loser
posted 12-24-2003 02:27:21 PM
whats weak was your mom last night, I expected a dimes worth, but shes only a nickel whore

[edit - and yes I got issues, any problems with that]

[ 12-24-2003: Message edited by: Fox ]

Sean
posted 12-24-2003 02:29:42 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Fox:
whats weak was your mom last night, I expected a dimes worth, but shes only a nickel whore

"Your mom" jokes only work around here when coming from an obviously intelligent source.

For example: Not you.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 12-24-2003 02:30:13 PM
Somthor's a big fat ole fucktard,
Who lives on a diet of pig lard.
He became so enthralled,
By a wolf he was mauled.
Good thing we all caught him off guard.
Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-24-2003 02:41:32 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Monica stammered:
Somthor's a big fat ole fucktard,
Who lives on a diet of pig lard.
He became so enthralled,
By a wolf he was mauled.
Good thing we all caught him off guard.

I never mauled him.

Monica
I've got an owie on my head :(
posted 12-24-2003 02:42:18 PM
quote:
From the book of Aury, chapter 3, verse 16:
I never mauled him.

psst... I DON'T CARE, BITCH!

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-24-2003 02:43:08 PM
quote:
From the book of Sean, chapter 3, verse 16:
"Your mom" jokes only work around here when coming from an obviously intelligent source.

For example: Not you.


Yeah? Well, my mom's a ho!


hey, waitasec..

Aury
My hair is a deadly weapon
posted 12-24-2003 02:43:35 PM
quote:
Monica had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
psst... I DON'T CARE, BITCH!

You should, meaniehead.

Burger
BANNED!
posted 12-24-2003 02:44:09 PM
personally, I don't think he's that bad.

Sure, he is a bit abraisive and doesn't write as well as he could, but there are worse sins.

Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Fox
Loser
posted 12-24-2003 02:45:57 PM
quote:
Sean had this to say about the Spice Girls:
"Your mom" jokes only work around here when coming from an obviously intelligent source.

For example: Not you.


ooh, the equivalent of saying someone's stupid. How long did it take you to put it in a 'clever' way, dick cheese. Go back to trying to catch and sexually harass your house animals..or how you put it..'getting lucky and scoring'

Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 12-24-2003 02:52:27 PM
quote:
Fox painfully thought these words up:
ooh, the equivalent of saying someone's stupid. How long did it take you to put it in a 'clever' way, dick cheese. Go back to trying to catch and sexually harass your house animals..or how you put it..'getting lucky and scoring'

Oh wow, a complete dickhead sees a flame thread and decides its his turn to try and be clever. Go back to fucking foxes in the ass or whatever it is you do.

lol foxes lol foxes

Sean
posted 12-24-2003 02:53:29 PM
quote:
Fox had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
ooh, the equivalent of saying someone's stupid. How long did it take you to put it in a 'clever' way, dick cheese.

Two minutes to read, formulate and post a response. Including load times on 56k.

Come back when you have some original humor.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Fox
Loser
posted 12-24-2003 03:00:17 PM
Liam...shoo. Im not trying to do anything. I just wanted to let out a lil steam I had, and saw this thread so figured wouldnt be banned for cursing etc in a flame thread and didnt address it to anyone (infact edited it just to make sure no one thought so). If you thought it was meant for you, I apologize, I have nothin against ya.
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 12-24-2003 04:29:08 PM
I don't mind Somthor. And I admire his taking qualities.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 12-24-2003 04:31:56 PM
Who the hell is Fox?
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 12-24-2003 04:33:46 PM
I like everyone

At least until New Year's, then I go on a RAMPAGE!

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