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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-16-2003 05:06:26 PM
I'll go ahead and set up this thread for when peeps get out tonight from the movie and want to talk about it.

I've been looking at the reviews over at Rottentomatoes.com

Not a bad review yet! Looks like this is going to be the crowning achievement of the series..like it was meant to be.

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Zair
The Imp
posted 12-16-2003 05:07:46 PM
Do you think........Oscar?
Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 12-16-2003 05:08:25 PM
yeahyeah! I'm seeing it at midnight tonight. I have no quizzes or tests tomorrow so I am going to school. Whether or not I sleep two hours before going is the question... think I'll just consume excess caffeine.

I just started getting this flu bastard today so that's good too

[ 12-16-2003: Message edited by: Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz ]

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Lashanna
noob
posted 12-16-2003 05:09:44 PM
Going to see it tonight at midnight.
Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-16-2003 05:13:11 PM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Katrinity:
I'll go ahead and set up this thread for when peeps get out tonight from the movie and want to talk about it.

I've been looking at the reviews over at Rottentomatoes.com

Not a bad review yet! Looks like this is going to be the crowning achievement of the series..like it was meant to be.


I'll wait to hear the most scathing reviews once it hits the mass market before making any happy suppositions.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Alaan
posted 12-16-2003 06:15:53 PM
quote:
Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz had this to say about Tron:
yeahyeah! I'm seeing it at midnight tonight. I have no quizzes or tests tomorrow so I am going to school. Whether or not I sleep two hours before going is the question... think I'll just consume excess caffeine.

I just started getting this flu bastard today so that's good too


Screw you bish! You too Deth.

Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 12-16-2003 06:17:57 PM
quote:
Kalculus Kid or Mathinator or Waisz wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
yeahyeah! I'm seeing it at midnight tonight. I have no quizzes or tests tomorrow so I am going to school. Whether or not I sleep two hours before going is the question... think I'll just consume excess caffeine.

I just started getting this flu bastard today so that's good too


Consume excess caffeine and have to piss like a racehorse in the middle of the movie.

Bad idea.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 12-16-2003 06:21:22 PM
quote:
Alaan had this to say about Tron:
Screw you bish! You too Deth.

I'm wondering when Delyl is going to show up in this thread.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 12-16-2003 06:22:37 PM
quote:
Arttemis obviously shouldn't have said:
Consume excess caffeine and have to piss like a racehorse in the middle of the movie.

Bad idea.


Yeah. Remember, no matter how insanely cool the battle scenes are... LEAVE THE MOVIE FIRST.

Your fellow movie-goers will thank you.

Suddar
posted 12-16-2003 08:12:59 PM
Wow. If that's any indication at all as to how good the movie is, and I'd like to think that it was, all my worrying has been in vain.

Now I'm all hyped up. Ha. I'm going either tonight or tomorrow. I'm excited.

Alaan
posted 12-16-2003 08:15:05 PM
I'm not going to be seeing it until Sunday.
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 12-16-2003 09:19:04 PM
I'm seeing it with Black at midnight even though I have an exam tomorrow. That's gonna be fun...
There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-16-2003 10:29:11 PM
I always liked Hallelujah by rufus wainwright, even if it did make me think of things best forgotten
Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Mr. Crabs
Pancake
posted 12-16-2003 10:57:54 PM
quote:
Somthor enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I always liked Hallelujah by rufus wainwright, even if it did make me think of things best forgotten

Yeah. Its one of my favorite songs.

There's a King on a throne with his eyes torn out.
There's a Blind Man looking for a shadow of doubt.
There's a Rich Man sleeping on a golden bed.
There's a Skeleton choking on a crust of bread.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 12-16-2003 11:10:30 PM
I just got around to watching the Two Towers tonight. Funny, I got the DVD the day it was availible..

I am going to see this movie tomorrow.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-17-2003 01:37:57 AM
Aaron (the good one)
posted 12-17-2003 01:44:21 AM
quote:
Xyrra stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Just got back. Was amazing!

Did Legolas die?! PLEASE SAY LEGOLAS DIES!

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-17-2003 01:47:27 AM
quote:
3 months wasted had this to say about Cuba:
Did Legolas die?! PLEASE SAY LEGOLAS DIES!

Yes. No. Not really. Maybe. I'm not telling.

Frodo got his hand cut off, found out the Saurman's his father, Legolas got frozen in carbonite, and taken away by Gollum!!

[ 12-17-2003: Message edited by: Xyrra ]

Tsunami
I like pizza.
posted 12-17-2003 01:48:36 AM
Wait, I thought it was coming out wednesday? Or does midnight of tuesday count as wednesday (I know it does, but still...) for RotK?

I seriously doubt that ill see it until the weekend, but i'll try and see it soon... Exams thursday and friday, unfortunately.

Moo.
diadem
eet bugz
posted 12-17-2003 02:23:07 AM
They gave us a nifty little thingy that has a unique piece of a reel from all three movies during the trilogy. Everyone's piece is different, but it never says if it it's an original cell or not (i didn't bother checking though).

If the sound didn't start fucking up at the end of the last battle of the last movie I would be able to give it a more fair review. Other than that it was pretty badass.

also gave me a view on human nature... packed crowded theater... they left the lights on during the first movie everyone was complaining but no one actully did anything about it until one of my friends got out of his seat and talked to someone to fix it. Guess it goes to show that whole crowd mentality thing - assuming someone else will do something for you if there are tons of people around. we were all the way in the back. had to go to the bottom floor at the front of the theater than all the way back again to talk to someone so it'd get fixed. the people who were close just stood there and whined to themselves.... i donno, maybe i should just not post half-asleep, but it was intersting

sleepy time.. worky in a few hours

play da best song in da world or me eet your soul
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 12-17-2003 03:20:23 AM
Xyrra=

thanks for not ruining it ^_^

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 12-17-2003 03:52:26 AM
Having watched the movie (and both Extended Version before it) tonight, I have to say that, overall, RotK was the best of the Trilogy.

The rest of this post will be inside spoiler text.

Aragorn does not get Anduril until THIS movie, from Elrond himself, no less. He gets it hand-delivered by the noble elf while in the encampment of Rohan, before setting off into the Paths of the Dead.

That really bugged me, though I could understand the dramaticism they put behind it.

The completely left out the 'Mouth of Sauron' from the Black Gates and the presenting of Frodo's mithril shirt. The just got surrounded and then charged the enemies with a 'For Frodo.' Eh. Oh well. Extended Edition, I suppose.

Yeah, no Saruman. At all. Pippin just happened to see a glow in the water around Orthanc and investigated to find the Palantir just sitting there. How it got there? No explanation. Oh well. More Extended Edition.

Denethor's Palantir is NEVER mentioned or explained.. he just goes slowly insane with no explanation.

Frodo and Sam get attacked by Gollum on the way up the side of Mount Doom. Shrug. They fight him off and throw him over a cliff. He comes back, though, as expected.

Gollum turns Frodo against Sam for awhile and Sam is left behind, only to arrive just in time to fight off Shelob. Sam never got left behind

Biggest change overall, though, is when Aragorn arrives in the ships from the south, he has all the dead warriors with him. I truly approve of this change, however, due to the simple fact that Tolkien never really expounded on the dead soldiers. He went through all the detail and trouble of chaptering the Paths of the Dead only to have it followed up with "Yeah, Aragorn and the dead soldiers got the boats and now Aragorn shows up with live soldiers from the coast in the boats after releasing the dead from their oath." I really wanted to see something out of the dead and the movie does that for me.

Okay, so I am leaving some outside of the spoiler text. Listed above are the major changes. That said, I loved the movie.

Eowyn's fight with the Witch King was wonderful Easily one of my favorite parts.

Oh, and for Drysart: Legolas managed to outdo his horse-mounting trick AND his shield-surfing tricks from Two Towers all in the span of about 5 minutes.

Lashanna
noob
posted 12-17-2003 03:52:35 AM
That was a religious experience.

Wow.

quote:
Bajah thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:

Oh, and for Drysart: Legolas managed to outdo his horse-mounting trick AND his shield-surfing tricks from Two Towers all in the span of about 5 minutes.

"That still only counts as one!"


Oh, and Witch King needed more screentime.
I would say that even if he had more screentime. I just really like him. He's nifty.

[ 12-17-2003: Message edited by: Lashanna ]

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-17-2003 04:08:28 AM
aye.. the little shrug and the cocked eyebrow was one of the cheering moments at our show.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 12-17-2003 04:10:19 AM
Regardless of the changes.. I still have to give major props to Jackson and his wife for turning the book into screenplay. We will see what did or didnt get put into extended version next year. =)

My only complaint was we got there a bit late and got nosebleed seats.. then this old guy and his old lady sat in front of us and well.. we had an even harder time seeing the screen.. probably gonna have to go see it again later on after the hullabaloo dies down just to get a proper screening. Regardless it was a once in a lifetime experience for me. =) Was very happy to share that with KaL.. a childhood fantasy .. my imagination.. come to life on the silver screen. Totally worth every single penny spent.. worth every single moment spent.. regardless of stupid old people. ;D

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Blindy.
Suicide (Also: Gay.)
posted 12-17-2003 04:16:07 AM
HOLY SHIT THAT ROCKED.

although the end just kept going and going. I was ready to get up and leave 3 or 4 times.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 12-17-2003 04:17:29 AM
I laughed... everytime the screen faded out, people started clapping. Then the scene would fade back in, and everyone who didn't clap.. laughed at those that did.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 12-17-2003 04:25:22 AM
quote:
KaLourin painfully thought these words up:
I laughed... everytime the screen faded out, people started clapping. Then the scene would fade back in, and everyone who didn't clap.. laughed at those that did.

Yeah, after the second time it did this, someone yelled "END THE DAMN MOVIE ALREADY", and everyone laughed.

I went to see it with both my brothers, it was awesome.

Snugglits
I LIKE TO ABUSE THE ALERT MOD BUTTON AND I ENJOY THE FLAVOR OF SWEET SWEET COCK.
posted 12-17-2003 05:14:46 AM
I went and saw it. I didn't mean I'd be caffeining up for it, I meant I'd be caffeining up for school. I'm gonna just sleep, though.

It was a great movie. I don't know that I can do it justice in my tired state.

[b].sig removed by Mr. Parcelan[/b]
Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 12-17-2003 05:28:54 AM
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 12-17-2003 05:30:13 AM
quote:
We were all impressed when Xyrra wrote:
LoTR Geek Warning System

Hehe.

And your readers digest version of the movies was BRILLIANT!!!! Xyrra.

 
can you please fix my title
posted 12-17-2003 09:38:29 AM
one of hte best 3 hours movies i have seen too bad it had 30 mins of tacked on endings

we had three screenings I had to change theaters .. this guy sat down next to me so drunk he was sweating the alchool. the 2 homo's that were on the other side of me were talking through the movie anyway (yes they were gay and they were like 6'5 and 300 + pounds too.

with those distractions I jsut picked up my gear and moved... over all a enjoyable experinece

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-17-2003 10:01:52 AM
the movie version of return of the king SUCKED big time it was the most worthless piece of shit i have ever seen in my life and tolkein is turning in his grave right now i cant believe what jackson did to the books i mean for example in frame 48490 frodo trips over a rock while climbing a cliff face when in the book he didnt trip and then later in frame 894819 aragorn killed this orc when in the book legolas killed an orc at that part
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 12-17-2003 10:03:26 AM
quote:
This one time, at Snoota camp:
the movie version of return of the king SUCKED big time it was the most worthless piece of shit i have ever seen in my life and tolkein is turning in his grave right now i cant believe what jackson did to the books i mean for example in frame 48490 frodo trips over a rock while climbing a cliff face when in the book he didnt trip and then later in frame 894819 aragorn killed this orc when in the book legolas killed an orc at that part

OMG! Shut up Snoota! u sux! ^.^

<hands Snoota a cookie>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Snoota
Now I am become Death, shatterer of worlds
posted 12-17-2003 10:08:26 AM
I don't get everyone that complains that the movie took to long to end. I mean, I haven't seen it yet(gonna take a few hour nap then go see it later), but the book went on and on and on and on and on and on after the climax. Half the book happened after the climax.
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can you please fix my title
posted 12-17-2003 10:10:30 AM
yeah and it was inn accurate too they used the wrong arrow heads...anyone knows when you want to pirce plate armour you use bobbin type arrow heads..


in frame 67986 you see frodo is wearing bunny slippers now in the book he never wore those...

Im confused as always[xIMG]http://img.villagephotos.com/p/2003-8/356687/somthorsig3.JPG[/img]
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 12-17-2003 01:07:13 PM
omg very sexyful movie.

And Jackson stayed true to the ending. Bravo. Half the theater was bawling.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 12-17-2003 01:10:54 PM
Uber! Uber!
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Leopold
Porn maniac
posted 12-17-2003 01:55:03 PM
I won't spoil anything else, but I will say this:

Faithful or no, that was the best goddamned part of the trilogy by far. By far. I think I spent about 75% of the movie almost in tears at how utterly awesome it was.

And oddly, no one in my theater mistook the continuous endings; one guy said "is that the end?" after the coronation at Gondor, but there was no misplaced applause etc.

RotK on an iMax screen up close=love.

"Leopold said it best. This is one of the few times someone besides me is right." -Mr. Parcelan
Mr. Parcelan
posted 12-17-2003 03:36:11 PM
I loved it. Tragically loved it. The army of the South kicked ass.

The parody is already brewing in my head.

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