This thread inspired by playing too much Gladius
I am Spartacus!
MorbId: You shall fill the role of the noble Legionaire, an average man-at-arms in all respects, with no glaring strengths or weaknesses, yet outclassed by larger and more powerful warriors.
Lazzay: From the Southern Deserts hail the Dervishes, blindingly fast fighters announced only by the swishing of their steel through the air. You shall learn their ways. But be warned, as you have little ability to defend yourself from a fighter able to keep up with you.
Mr. Gainsborough: You are a bandit, forced to compete as punishment for your crimes. You rely on trickery and stealth, waiting until the perfect time to place a shank in your foe's spine. However, you are virtually ineffective against armoured foes.
Black: You shall be trained in the ancient ways of the Northmen's spearthrowers. Able to pelt a foe from a distance with their deadly javelins, they also wear the skins of great beasts, and are rumored to be able to transform into a hulking bear when angered. Though this may only be a myth. Beware larger warriors, who are able to take cover behind their shields. [ 11-14-2003: Message edited by: Sakkra ]
*steps forth*
omg, how is Gladius?
Omg Gladius is fun
Ja'Deth: You are a gladiator indeed, or more specifically, a Centurion. Formerly a leader in the Emporer's army, you have found a new calling leading other gladiators to victory. With your ability to inspire and motivate your troops, your heavy spear and shield, you make a fearsome opponent to any who favor melee combat. Beware foes who fight at range however, an archer's bow or a javelin can make short work if you are not fast with your shield.
Janus: You shall be given the great axe of the Northern barbarian. While you are lightly armored, your large axe and speed allow you to easily shatter the shields of your foes and cleave helmets like pudding. However, your axe is quite easily parried and your defense suffers from lack of a shield or armour, and you are not large enough to swing it for long periods of time. This will allow those able to outlast your initial onslaught or attack first.
But anyway, *step on up*
Maybe I could provide the in-between-battle entertainment?
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
Tastukaze: To the stands with you. Also, it will be 5 dinar for your admission fee.
Puggy: If you wish to dance, you do so in the Arena. Our mages shall transform you to the form of a satyr, and you shall be given a bottle of wine. Though you are virtually useless in battle, the crowd enjoys watching one drink and dance. Sometimes the crowd's cheering is enough to motivate your side, as well as demoralize your opponents. Other than that, you have no redeeming value.
Moogle: We have no place in the arena for a small, furry white creature. However, we do have need of large furry creatures capable of wielding tree boughs as a club. In that vein, you shall be fed until you grow to the size of a yeti. Though be warned, while you will be a powerful fighter, you will have virtually no defensive capability due to your inability to wear armour. [ 11-14-2003: Message edited by: Sakkra ]
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Khyron wrote this stupid crap:
What is this... 'Gladius'... of which you speak?
A tactical RPG made by Lucasarts, in a Roman gladitorial setting.
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Sakkra was naked while typing this:
A tactical RPG made by Lucasarts, in a Roman gladitorial setting.
Which system is it for? What is the gameplay like?
My friend is supposed to bring the game when he come over tomorrow. It's supposed to kick ass
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Khyron had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Which system is it for? What is the gameplay like?
Cross-console, and plays like Tactics Ogre / FFT as far as basic gameplay. However, there's a bit more depth, since there is no best class vs. everything like in FFT (*cough* monk with 2 swords ability *cough*), but has an almost rock/paper/scissors thingie going. Light warriors like bandits are able to dance around heavy fighters like ogres, but get owned by medium fighters like legionaires or barbarians. Likewise, medium fighters get owned by heavy fighters, and so forth. Though despite the rock/paper/scissors analogy, it has depth, as careful use of skills, terrain, etc. will allow one to even it out.
Mooj: Though you also fit well with your fellow Moogle into the Yeti category, I have something else in mind for you. You shall be transformed into the minotaur, an ancient beast of unparalleled power. Fortunate warriors will be hewn apart by your blade, while the unfortunate ones are impaled upon your horns. However you are as slow as a lake in winter, and lighter warriors will give you a tough time.
Nina: You shall be given the helmet and dagger of a Secutor. The helmet (along with billowy clothing) will hide your true gender, allowing you to fight in whatever persona you please. The dagger shall be used to counterattack slower foes if you manage to dodge their attacks. As a plus, you are able to work the crowd effectively with your displays, provided you don't get chopped in half. [ 11-14-2003: Message edited by: Sakkra ]
Liam: You shall be given the giant blade of an Ogre. Though you fight as a heavy warrior, you are quicker than other non-human warriors, but are not quite as strong by their standards. However, you are more than a match for a puny human, and your station inspires other sub-humans (I.E. your fellow Canadians) to fight harder.
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Sakkra got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
Mooj: Though you also fit well with your fellow Moogle into the Yeti category, I have something else in mind for you. You shall be transformed into the minotaur, an ancient beast of unparalleled power. Fortunate warriors will be hewn apart by your blade, while the unfortunate ones are impaled upon your horns. However you are as slow as a lake in winter, and lighter warriors will give you a tough time.
Hmmmm... 
Now where's Chalesm?
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Mooj probably says this to all the girls:
Hmmmm...Now where's Chalesm?
So when does the fighting begin?
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Gunslinger Moogle was all like:
So when does the fighting begin?
It shall be arranged soon.
Willias: You shall serve in the tribes of the Mongrels, as a shaman. The mob pays well to see you beastmen fight. With your ability to wield a club effecitvely, you fare better than other arcane classes, but are still no match for a true fighter. Though your ability to poison your enemies helps even this.
