[ 11-15-2003: Message edited by: Death of Rats ]
Ace: Your clumsiness has annoyed the fans and, by proxy, me. Perhaps being devoured by a lion will prove more comical, though I don't see how it couldn't be.
Azrael: Godmoders tend not to stay dead, even if they were legitimately defeated. you are no exception. While fighting in the Mordare arena, which is actually the remains of a fallen dragon, magic flows freely. Such magic allows many dead warriros to rise again as skeletal legionnaires, wielding the same weapons and armour they held in life. You are no exception. However your lack of skin and brittle bones give you little defense agaisnt blunt weapons, or any who might backhand you with their shield.
DoR: You shall be turned into a wolf until you learn that scythes are overrated. On the plus side, you're able to dodge slower warriors, and your fangs do well against unarmored foes. On the minus side, biting a shield or metal plating hurts, and acurate foes will make short work of you. [ 11-15-2003: Message edited by: Sakkra ]
Instead, Zair gets to be the undead warrior.
I ninja-edit for justice! [ 11-15-2003: Message edited by: Sakkra ]
"Popcorn, Popcorn, right here. Get yer programs and peanuts here too....Popcorn...."
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Sakkra spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Well, since I don't really know you, it's that or the stands
Just find something suitably paladin-ish, heavy two-handed swords and the like, unusual stamina, ie 3-lives illusion. Possibly a berzerker side.
Edit: I'll do ya one better. *hands Sakkra a bowl of regular buttered popcorn and a bag of caramel corn* [ 11-15-2003: Message edited by: Azrael Heavenblade ]
Now then, I have enough warriors for the games! I shall formulate teams, and provided I do not forget, and my short attention span doesn't kick in, tomorrow you shall battle! [ 11-15-2003: Message edited by: Sakkra ]
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From the book of Ace in the Spade, chapter 3, verse 16:
Ha, I fear no lion. I'm liek that guy, in the pit, with those thngs, ya know?
ROARUPO.
*punches Ace in the face with his big Yeti ham-hands*
Disclaimer: I'm just kidding, I love all living things.
The fastest draw in the Crest.
"The Internet is MY critical thinking course." -Maradon
"Gambling for the husband, an abortion for the wife and fireworks for the kids they chose to keep? Fuck you, Disneyland. The Pine Ridge Indian Reservation is the happiest place on Earth." -JooJooFlop
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Gunslinger Moogle wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
ROARUPO.*punches Ace in the face with his big Yeti ham-hands*
*Swats Moogle with a rolled-up newspaper* Bad yeti!! You're supposed to use this
*Hands him a stone club roughly the size of a normal man*
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Vorbis's account was hax0red to write:
Padishah Emperor!
Teams are made duder, but find one more and you can play too.
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Sakkra had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Hmmm... tell you what Azrael... I'll give you a position as a centurion if you get me some popcorn.Instead, Zair gets to be the undead warrior.
I ninja-edit for justice!
Well, the undead part is just about right.
*Shambles around menacingly*
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Verily, Sakkra doth proclaim:
Teams are made duder, but find one more and you can play too.
I've been reading lots of dune. 
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Vorbis stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
I've been reading lots of dune.
I need to read Dune, but once I start reading a book I can't stop [ 11-15-2003: Message edited by: Sakkra ]
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How.... Sakkra.... uughhhhhh:
I need to read Dune, but once I start reading a book I can't stop
I've been so busy reading Dune I haven't had time to read this thread.
Sorry guy.
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Vorbis had this to say about John Romero:
I've been so busy reading Dune I haven't had time to read this thread.Sorry guy.
Its ok.. wanna go make s'mores?
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Sakkra had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Teams are made duder, but find one more and you can play too.
Yo 
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There was much rejoicing when Sakkra said this:
Its ok.. wanna go make s'mores?
kay kay.
Jargum: Despite my running out of weaponry, you get to remain a human. Why? You shall be given the magical powers of a summoner, to briefly reanimate the bones of long dead gladiators. However your minions are not sentient like Zair, but rather a malevolent force to be unleashed upon your enemies rather than commanded.
[ 11-15-2003: Message edited by: Warlord Darius ]
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Oh, wait, that's the herpes.
Emperor, Schmeperor... I wanna do the thumbs up, thumbs down thing!!
