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Topic: The Newbie Intro Thread! Newbies POST HERE
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-14-2003 06:28:16 PM
As Suggested by Karnaj and Seconded by Inferno Spirit this thread is for all new incoming newbies to post on to indentify yourselfs and, uh, do whatever mass hazing is still allowed.

Anyway, newbies POST HERE! Since we dont want the whole forum to be covered in "Hello I am Noobie_01"

With that said, Welcome to EC.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Holden
French Cocksucker
posted 09-14-2003 08:04:58 PM
That didn't work to great, did it?

"America is dumb, it's like a dumb puppy that has big teeth that can bite and hurt you..."
Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 09-14-2003 08:10:10 PM
I said it was a good idea. I never said you should run off and make one.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 09-14-2003 08:11:45 PM
hay guys im new here and just wanted to say hi
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-14-2003 08:26:08 PM
quote:
D stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
hay guys im new here and just wanted to say hi

YOU AM INCREDIBLY STUPID

Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-14-2003 08:41:45 PM
quote:
Nobody really understood why Inferno-Spirit wrote:
I said it was a good idea. I never said you should run off and make one.

So if its a good idea we should not do it?

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Arrenn Lightblade
Yes. Yes he is.
posted 09-14-2003 08:53:13 PM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
So if its a good idea we should not do it?

We don't have newbies.

Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-14-2003 08:58:14 PM
Yes. But its the new drive, this is sposed to be pre-emptive
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Aaron (the good one)
posted 09-14-2003 08:58:47 PM
EVERYONE GANK ECP
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-15-2003 02:45:13 AM
Fuck.

I hate getting ganked.

You have no idea how many times a random FFA MTG game at a cardstore turned in 2-4 vs 1 against me.

(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
Alidane
Urinary Tract Infection
posted 09-15-2003 02:47:11 AM
Do I count or no?
Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-15-2003 02:49:24 AM
You have a silvir name and a tag, how are you a noob again?
(Insert Funny Phrase Here)
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-15-2003 10:42:05 AM
quote:
Elvish Crack Piper needs to hitch a ride with a Vogon constructor fleet.
You have a silvir name and a tag, how are you a noob again?
quote:
Justaris
Nae's n00b
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 09-15-2003 11:06:41 AM
I AM BECOME DEATH, DESTROYER OF N00BS.
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 09-15-2003 11:11:29 AM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Justaris said this:
Do I count or no?

Weather you have a silver name or not, how active are you on the forums?

It's usually a couple of months of honest to god activity, or a month of REALLY active activity til you are no longer n00b, just... new.

Honestly, I have no idea who you are excpet that (Obviously) Miss Naenae brought ya. That speaks highly for you, but... you have made no lasting impression at all. Try harder.

Oh, and ignore blindy. He has a self inflated ego.

[ 09-15-2003: Message edited by: Gikkwiny ]

Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-15-2003 12:17:55 PM
Actually Bajah brought Justaris, I just adopted him.

You all would remember him if you saw his sigpic that I made for him. It was an Erudite Mage with two Vitoria's Secret models, back when I was doing those siggies.

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 12:29:12 PM
Hey how are ya, Im new here.
The worst member of EC.
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 12:30:02 PM
Hiyas Fritters! Have a cookie! ^.^

<hands ToastedFritters a cookie>

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-15-2003 12:33:05 PM
quote:
How.... ToastedFritters.... uughhhhhh:
Hey how are ya, Im new here.

quote:
Katrinity said this about your mom:
Hiyas Fritters! Have a cookie! ^.^

<hands ToastedFritters a cookie>


If you don't hate cookies yet, she'll make sure you do soon enough.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 12:34:48 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about (_|_):
If you don't hate cookies yet, she'll make sure you do soon enough.

You're just jealous cause you don't have a mouth! Everybody loves cookies! ^.^

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 09-15-2003 12:38:44 PM
quote:
ToastedFritters had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Hey how are ya, Im new here.

Hi!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-15-2003 12:46:07 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Punky Brewster:
You're just jealous cause you don't have a mouth! Everybody loves cookies! ^.^

If this was some sort of children's movie, such as Care Bears or perhaps Strawberry Shortcake, I would be the evil dude hell-bent on ruining all cookies by making them taste like duct tape or something.

Except, unlike most villains of this sort, I'd have a knife.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 12:52:56 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop impressed everyone with:
If this was some sort of children's movie, such as Care Bears or perhaps Strawberry Shortcake, I would be the evil dude hell-bent on ruining all cookies by making them taste like duct tape or something.

Except, unlike most villains of this sort, I'd have a knife.


So are you Murky Dismal, or Lurky Dismal?

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-15-2003 12:54:27 PM
Whichever has the knife.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 12:56:42 PM
Murky would be most likely to go insane and start cutting up Rainbow Brite with a knife...but then again...he rides around in a garbage can side-car. ;P
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-15-2003 12:58:54 PM
I can pretend I butchered Oscar the Grouch and stole his trashcan to use for the sidecar.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 01:01:15 PM
quote:
How.... JooJooFlop.... uughhhhhh:
If you don't hate cookies yet, she'll make sure you do soon enough.

I've been here for about a week and I already hate cookies. Reading flame ball and seeing Katrinity post about cookies and love kinda makes me want to vomit. Im sure she's a great person, cause it seems that way, but cookies and love just aren't my thing

Hey does anyone want to use me for the whole "bring the best n00b and win a prize" thing, cause I don't have a sponsor person. I just found this board on my own.

[ 09-15-2003: Message edited by: ToastedFritters ]

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JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 09-15-2003 01:05:41 PM
quote:
ToastedFritters thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
I've been here for about a week and I already hate cookies. Reading flame ball and seeing Katrinity post about cookies and love kinda makes me want to vomit. Im sure she's a great person, cause it seems that way, but cookies and love just aren't my thing

Hey does anyone want to use me for the whole "bring the best n00b and win a prize" thing?


I do now.

[ 09-15-2003: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 01:28:05 PM
quote:
ToastedFritters painfully thought these words up:
I've been here for about a week and I already hate cookies. Reading flame ball and seeing Katrinity post about cookies and love kinda makes me want to vomit. Im sure she's a great person, cause it seems that way, but cookies and love just aren't my thing.

... You will be sacraficed to Cookie-Cthulhu at the time of his reawakening!

Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cookie-Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 01:34:56 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Tron:
I do now.

Okay I'll PM Drysart about it.

Cookies make you fat. Why are you fattening us up. SHE'S A WITCH AND SHE'S GOING TO EAT US ALL. RUN!

[ 09-15-2003: Message edited by: ToastedFritters ]

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 01:35:34 PM
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 01:38:34 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Look up there at the Image.

AHH I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!

[ 09-15-2003: Message edited by: ToastedFritters ]

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 01:39:16 PM
Mwhahahahahahahahaha! ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 01:42:30 PM
quote:
Katrinity spewed forth this undeniable truth:
Mwhahahahahahahahaha! ^.^

*Uses Pink Elephant Power and starts drinking* Pinky will save me!

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 01:43:39 PM
quote:
ToastedFritters wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*Uses Pink Elephant Power and starts drinking* Pinky will save me!

He's a figment of your over-active imagination... Cookie-Cthulhu is real!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-15-2003 01:49:22 PM
*stuffs a delicious slice of pepperoni pizza into Katrinity's mouth*

Your time is over, Cookie Goddess. The Pizza Fiend has come to take over.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 01:50:34 PM
Pizza is merely a hot, spicier version of the cookie! ^.^
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-15-2003 01:52:29 PM
quote:
Katrinity's fortune cookie read:
Pizza is merely a hot, spicier version of the cookie! ^.^

...what sort of stuff have you been lacing your eatin's with?

TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 01:58:07 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Mr. Parcelan wrote:
*stuffs a delicious slice of pepperoni pizza into Katrinity's mouth*

Your time is over, Cookie Goddess. The Pizza Fiend has come to take over.



PLUS

Equals

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 01:59:02 PM
quote:
ToastedFritters had this to say about John Romero:

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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