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TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 02:01:41 PM
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Katrinity said:

*Winner*
Thanks for eating her Mr. Parcelan.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 02:04:10 PM
I cry at the picture, I have not given up the war!

The Power of the Cookie can not be quenched by such weak artillery!

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 02:09:14 PM
Crap how do I delete posts?

[ 09-15-2003: Message edited by: ToastedFritters ]

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TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 02:12:14 PM
Oh I see
What kind of cookies are you giving out anyways?
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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 02:13:05 PM
All kinds, though my favorite is the classic, Chocolate Chip cookie! ^.^
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"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-15-2003 02:14:15 PM
[ 09-14-2003: Message edited by: Ford Prefect ]
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 02:16:11 PM
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Katrinity had this to say about Robocop:
All kinds, though my favorite is the classic, Chocolate Chip cookie! ^.^

You don't seem like such a "Cookie Goddess" if you reply with something like that. I'm very dissapointed in you.
Do you have a list or what?

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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-15-2003 02:22:28 PM
quote:
ToastedFritters is attacking the darkness!
You don't seem like such a "Cookie Goddess" if you reply with something like that. I'm very dissapointed in you.
Do you have a list or what?
Yer gonna catch a beatin' fer that one. Oy!
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 02:25:48 PM
quote:
Ford Prefect said this about your mom:
Yer gonna catch a beatin' fer that one. Oy!

The last time I heard that on this board, the person just kind of didn't do anything.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 02:31:54 PM
quote:
ToastedFritters Model 2000 was programmed to say:
You don't seem like such a "Cookie Goddess" if you reply with something like that. I'm very dissapointed in you.
Do you have a list or what?

Ooh, you want a list:

Snickerdoodle Cookies
White Chocolate Cookies
Chocolate Chip Pecan Cookies
Oatmeal-Chocolate Chip Cookies
Old-Fashioned Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
Peanut Butter Cookies
Peanut Butter with Milk Chocolate Chips Cookies
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Double Chocolate Chip Cookies
Lemon Sugar Cookies
M&M Candy Cookies
Chunky White Macadamia Cookies
Sugar Cookies
Coconut Macaroon Cookies
Gingerbread Cookies
Citrus Cookies
Almond Cookies
Almond Macaroons Cookies
Raspberry RugeLach Cookies
Apricot Rugelach Cookies
Meringue- chocolate, peppermint, chocolate chip cookies
Shortbread Cookies
Almond Crescents Cookies
Madeleines Cookies
Mexican Wedding Cookies
Chocolate Chip with Walnuts Cookies
Buttermilk Cookies
Oatmeal Chocolate Butterscotch Cookies
Maple Pecan Swirl Cookies
Double Chocolate Macademia Cookies
German Chocolate Cookies
Heath Bar Crunch Cookies
White Russian Cookies
Triple Chocolate Cookies
Double Fudge Cookies
Turtle Yummy Cookies
...etc


And for those doubters of the Cookie Pizza theory...here!

[ 09-15-2003: Message edited by: Katrinity ]

Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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SunGryphon
Nub nub nu...THWACK!
posted 09-15-2003 02:34:23 PM
I must have one of those shirts.
Nub, nub me do.
~+~+~
Nub... nub... nub!
Nub is all doo need!
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-15-2003 02:34:36 PM
Well in that case...

(*microwaves ToastedFritters*)

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 02:38:31 PM
quote:
Katrinity had this to say about pies:
Ooh, you want a list:

Snickerdoodle Cookies
White Chocolate Cookies
Chocolate Chip Pecan Cookies
Oatmeal-Chocolate Chip Cookies
Old-Fashioned Oatmeal Raisin Cookies
Peanut Butter Cookies
Peanut Butter with Milk Chocolate Chips Cookies
Chocolate Chip Cookies
Double Chocolate Chip Cookies
Lemon Sugar Cookies
M&M Candy Cookies
Chunky White Macadamia Cookies
Sugar Cookies
Coconut Macaroon Cookies
Gingerbread Cookies
Citrus Cookies
Almond Cookies
Almond Macaroons Cookies
Raspberry RugeLach Cookies
Apricot Rugelach Cookies
Meringue- chocolate, peppermint, chocolate chip cookies
Shortbread Cookies
Almond Crescents Cookies
Madeleines Cookies
Mexican Wedding Cookies
Chocolate Chip with Walnuts Cookies
Buttermilk Cookies
Oatmeal Chocolate Butterscotch Cookies
Maple Pecan Swirl Cookies
Double Chocolate Macademia Cookies
German Chocolate Cookies
Heath Bar Crunch Cookies
White Russian Cookies
Triple Chocolate Cookies
Double Fudge Cookies
Turtle Yummy Cookies
...etc


And for those doubters of the Cookie Pizza theory...here!

Now that's what I was looking for. mmmm sooo many cookies. If you weren't a witch I'd join your crazy cookie cult, but you are so Im staying away.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 02:57:42 PM
I'm not a witch..I'm a deity.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
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"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 03:48:02 PM
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Katrinity had this to say about dark elf butts:
I'm not a witch..I'm a deity.

Witch.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-15-2003 03:57:24 PM
If I was a witch, I'd be made of wood and would weight the same as a duck.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 09-15-2003 04:06:50 PM
Witches eat ToastedFritters for breakfast.

Katrinity eats cookies for breakfast.

Case in point.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.
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Noxhil
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 08:24:21 PM
I think I'll try and bring the thread to the Topic.
Hi, I'm me and a newb by definition to this forum. One of my friends said you were a friendly lot and I decided to try it out here. So uh... there you go.
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Caid '5 Fists' Berrit
I've had a few beers but I'm cool to drive
posted 09-15-2003 08:47:13 PM
So I guess I'm still a newb since I don't actively post much......so uh yeah, what's up.
'But if I had a shotgun you know what I'd do?
I'd point that shit straight at the sky and shoot heavan on down for you'

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-15-2003 08:50:20 PM
I'm not allowed to maim or disfigure the new members anymore.
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Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 09-15-2003 08:55:51 PM
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This one time, at Gembolah camp:
One of my friends said you were a friendly lot and I decided to try it out here. So uh... there you go.

Can't think of the last time we were referred to as a friendly lot

Welcome aboard

"There is no life I know to compare with pure imagination. Living there you'll be free if you truly wish to be."
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TheOriginalZane
Pancake
posted 09-15-2003 11:12:31 PM
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Ford Prefect had this to say about Knight Rider:
Well in that case...

(*microwaves ToastedFritters*)

mmm I taste better than those damn cookies. Nice work Ford.

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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 09-16-2003 02:06:57 AM
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Vorago had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Can't think of the last time we were referred to as a friendly lot

Welcome aboard

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Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 09-16-2003 07:15:50 AM
Interesting, my post went to a different thread that I wasn't even reading.

[ 09-16-2003: Message edited by: Bajah ]

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