First, a brief fact sheet and FAQ about FOMAC!
Now! Any questions?
It's not something people hear about.
sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Duck Tales:
Hasn't the "FOMAC" (Funky Old Monkeys And Cuckoos) thing stopped being funny yet? Usually you guys have gotten tired of a boring joke like this by now. Kinda going the way of "All your base are belong to us" at this point; IE not funny anymore heh.
I still think "all your base" is funny.
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Maradon XP was listening to Cher while typing:
Now! Any questions?
Yeah, when are you all going to stop making these threads? The FOMAC thing is worse than the Lobster Magnet craze.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
In other news, it has come to our attention that little gremlins are holding guns to your heads and forcing you to read FOMAC posts. These have been dealt with by FOMAC, as we only wish for the unenlightened to live their lives peacefully. With love and apologies, [ 04-07-2003: Message edited by: Iron Parcelan ]
FOMAC
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Robocop:
Usually you guys have gotten tired of a boring joke like this by now.
Well, we've kept you around, haven't we?
FOMAC could easily have you removed.
It's not something people hear about.
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Check out the big brain on Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael!
Hasn't the "FOMAC" (Funky Old Monkeys And Cuckoos) thing stopped being funny yet? Usually you guys have gotten tired of a boring joke like this by now. Kinda going the way of "All your base are belong to us" at this point; IE not funny anymore heh.
I laughed at it.
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Maradon XP had this to say about Knight Rider:FOMAC does not condone the use or abuse of either Tegadil or Lenlalron
I'd give it a 6 like X-10, but we can't rate that high anymore!
What's a square acre?
I've heard of just plain old acres, they're a unit of area, so squaring area gives ?????
No, Really. Bite me.
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Burger had this to say about Optimus Prime:
What's a square acre?I've heard of just plain old acres, they're a unit of area, so squaring area gives ?????
An acre with four sides of equal length
This should help you understand the concept illustrated above.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Lenlalron Flameblaster had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
It's funny because it makes people like Jadeth spawn posts about how it's unfunny!
Nono, I laughed at the FIRST post, not 'Deth.
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Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Knight Rider:
Nono, I laughed at the FIRST post, not 'Deth.
I laughed at Deth!
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Vorbo Goatboy was all like:
FOMAC sounds very intriguing! I bet the members of FOMAC are made better just by being members!
Your enthusiasm is a breath of fresh air to FOMAC. Come, let us talk business...
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Nwist, Baby had this to say about (_|_):
Murderers!!
FOMAC does not murder. Your cat looked like it enjoyed the warming effects of the rock!
Who is the proper authority here? You or your happily warmed cat?
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
FOMAC promotes unity and peace.
FOMAC is freedom.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
But FOMAC changed all that. FOMAC found me. Now, by embracing the goodness and the truth that is FOMAC, they sovled my problems. I now have a hot girlfriend, through the Love For Everyone program, FOMAC's special college has propelled me into a strong, fomac-following computer tycoon, and has made me a changed man!
Looking back, I was a fool. Just saying this brings tears to my eyes. How could I hate fomac so much? What was wrong with me? I'm just so glad that FOMAC is there to bring purpose and goodness to the world.
**breaks down in tears of joy**
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Gydfather was listening to Cher while typing:
*wild applause*
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
If some weird accident happened in the compound, and only one FOMAC member could be saved from death, which would be saved and why?
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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about John Romero:
The FOMAC thing is worse than the Lobster Magnet craze.
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Where's Waisz? spewed forth this undeniable truth:
I have a question.If some weird accident happened in the compound, and only one FOMAC member could be saved from death, which would be saved and why?
Everyone would be rescued, because the members of FOMAC are as one.
But the question is academic, since accidents do not happen when FOMAC is involved.
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Vorbo Goatboy had this to say about (_|_):
Everyone would be rescued, because the members of FOMAC are as one.
He's saying FOMAC is really just some guy living in his parent's basement.
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Vorbo Goatboy had this to say about pies:
Everyone would be rescued, because the members of FOMAC are as one.But the question is academic, since accidents do not happen when FOMAC is involved.
Eventually, someone will overwax or use overwaxed equipment on the ski slope. Things will richochet, explosions will take place. People will die.
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JooJooFlop had this to say about the Spice Girls:
He's saying FOMAC is really just some guy living in his parent's basement.
Some day, you may be a part of that "guy." Until then, we laugh at your ignorance. FOMAC is bliss.
Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001
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Maradon XP wrote this stupid crap:FOMAC does not condone the sale of any kind of narcotic, and only sells pornography to children who specifically request it.
To validate this claim I am specifically requesting 
. When this is fulfilled I will be completely Pro-Fomac.
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Gydfather thought about the meaning of life:
FOMAC does not murder. Your cat looked like it enjoyed the warming effects of the rock!Who is the proper authority here? You or your happily warmed cat?
Hmm... I believe I now understand... Long Live FOMAC! [ 04-08-2003: Message edited by: Nwist, Baby ]
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Maradon XP had this to say about (_|_):
First, a brief fact sheet and FAQ about FOMAC!At our compound, we have our own indoor ski slope.
Usually, most of us would call it 'pushing each other down stairs', but we understand that doesn't have quite the same effect upon the masses.Our compound is not in Waco, TX
Actually, I have to admit, you're entirely correct. We found the lot of you huddling in an abandoned warehouse in west L.A. screaming something about midget furniture sex.We could lick the burger's balls if we so chose to, and there's nothing he could do to stop us.
The fact that you could doesn't scare me nearly as much as the fact that you DO.Our compound is deep under the pacific ocean
Perhaps when the great 'quake hits Cali, but until then I'd love a hit of what you all smoke in those meetings... sounds like strong stuff.At our compound we have lots of crystal pepsi and "The New Coke"
Aha. Suddenly the mystery of what you smoke is getting clear. It's crystal, but it ain't pepsi.We did not kill nwist's cat. It was sleeping and we simply thought it might be cold, so we rolled a rock over it.
That was damn funny, too.Our compound is seven thousand square acres. We travel around it in tubes.
I could walk from one end of the warehouse to the other in a couple minutes. It's not my fault you all get so high you can't avoid the walls.The entire population of the Maldives islands are card carrying members of FOMAC.
And the mystery of WHERE you get your smokes becomes clear as well. Thankfully, the reward for turning in a drug cartel will make me a rich, rich man for a long, long timeWhen a FOMAC initiate makes his first kill, he recieves a ritual tatoo depicting a drop of blood coming from his anus.
Replace 'ritual tattoo depicting a' with 'actual' and 'his' with 'Karnaj's' and I'll agree.Typical FOMAC battle dress: undershirt/underpants, tinfoil underlayer to prevent microwave disruption of body functions, kevlar hosen, nanite fluid redistribution system for rapid regeneration, biomech exoskeleton, and a paint job of runic symbols to assist in the casting of magic spells
Translation : Mismatched socks, shoes optional, pants with no less than SIX medium sized holes in them, shirt containing at least one BBQ sauce stain, one ketchup stain, and one stain that's best left undescribed. Sunglasses optional, but every member is required to BYOB (Bring your own Bong)FOMAC has it's earliest origins in the Fremen culture, from which it is divergent
Knowing little about the Fremen, I can't dispute this, though it doesn't particularly make me wish to take up Fremen history...FOMAC does not condone the sale of any kind of narcotic, and only sells pornography to children who specifically request it.
The sale of, no. The use of... is another storyAt FOMAC's bi-weekly members-only LAN party we play the exclusive multiplayer version of Morrowind, and it's fun.
You are 100% correct. However, the 'exclusive multiplayer version' is much like the SCA : A bunch of you running around, hitting each other with sticks, and throwing gravel at each other while shouting out spell names.FOMAC does not condone the use or abuse of either Tegadil or Lenlalron
And we're proud of you for it.It is a founding principle of FOMAC's belief structure that if it's your thing, then that's cool
While I can't argue with that, I can only ask that next time you hold an official meeting, you both make pants mandatory, and require that all members NOT fondle the rats in your 'compound'. That last meeting was just plain SICK.Within the confines of our underwater compound, a foot is equal to thirteen inches.
It's okay, everyone has problems counting while stoned.Now! Any questions?
Questions? Naw. I'm just happy to be doing my duty debasing the lies and extravagant promises that FOMAC cannot live up to 
While such an organisation exists, I feel it my civic responsibility to debase such fraudulent claims wherever they are made... lest more be drawn into the circle of sex, drugs, and unspeakable acts with midgets and furniture.
