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Topic: Facts about FOMAC
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-08-2003 01:01:31 AM
I see Khyron found our crop of medicinal marijuana.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 04-08-2003 01:15:39 AM
quote:
Iron Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
I see Khyron found our crop of medicinal marijuana.

Is that your 'defense'? Has FOMAC nothing better to prove itself with? Or is FOMAC truly as I say; a sham, a fake, as impotent as Blindy after he's had a few too many shots?

You offer such wild promises, such fantastic things, yet how can you offer them? Within a realm of illusion and hallucination, where the 'magic spells' are swirls of color made from the smoke of your potted plants and the stench of Karnaj after eating Taco Bell.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 04-08-2003 01:40:33 AM
I can understand where Khyron's coming from.

Why, at times I feel like the grandeur and splendor of FOMAC is so overwhelming that I might soon go insane.

However, Khyron has clearly gone insane trying to comprehend the over-powering joy of FOMAC.

[ 04-08-2003: Message edited by: Vorbo Goatboy ]

Fox
Loser
posted 04-08-2003 01:49:23 AM
you mean Pepsi Clear? Mmmm if thats the case Im severly tempted..

is the aluminum foil optional though..it chafes my fur

"It takes an idiot to do cool things, thats why its cool."
"I'd rather be hated for who I am, than to be loved for what I'm not."
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 04-08-2003 01:56:47 AM
The glory of FOMAC is evident to those who embrace it, my slovenly friend.

To those who are unworthy...unenlightened...unwilling to see FOMAC's promise...well, I suppose you'd know more than anyone what they feel like.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 04-08-2003 08:04:11 AM
FOMAC raided the fridge and ate my bandwidth.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-08-2003 08:07:39 AM
We did not 'eat' your bandwidth, fellow Zaza, we at FOMAC repurposed it for a better duty.

You should be proud.

[ 04-08-2003: Message edited by: Lenlalron Flameblaster ]

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Freschel Spindrift
Caucasian
posted 04-08-2003 10:58:16 AM
Yeah I got a question, where's Quizzical Dog? He was suppose to meet you three days ago, but he never return. That warming rock excuse won't work on me.


[ 04-08-2003: Message edited by: Freschel Spindrift ]

Who's that crazy kook that's destroying the world. It's Zorc (That's me) It's Zorc and Pals.
Bakura: Did you forget our anniversary, again? (laughter)
Zorc: Yes, I was busy destroying the world (laughter) Slaughtering millions. (Laughter)
Bakura: That's my Zorc.
The blood of the innocents will flow without end. His name is Zorc, and he's destroying the world.
Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 04-08-2003 11:32:39 AM
Until coherence is your watchword, FOMAC will merely watch you, young sir.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-08-2003 12:39:48 PM
This is a rather amusing FOMAC thread.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-08-2003 12:54:18 PM
I was going to ask if I could possibly become a member...

But after hearing you guys drink Crystal Pepsi, I decided I couldn't stand being around such freaks.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 04-08-2003 01:07:28 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Azymyth wrote:
I was going to ask if I could possibly become a member...

But after hearing you guys drink Crystal Pepsi, I decided I couldn't stand being around such freaks.


Can you show me where it says we drink it?

Such inability to comprehend is not for FOMAC.

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 04-08-2003 01:07:45 PM
quote:
From the book of Iron Parcelan, chapter 3, verse 16:
The glory of FOMAC is evident to those who embrace it, my slovenly friend.

To those who are unworthy...unenlightened...unwilling to see FOMAC's promise...well, I suppose you'd know more than anyone what they feel like.


FOMAC is false and pathetic.

FOMAC cannot advertise posts on its own forum without resorting to Evercrest; if FOMAC is truly so great, why must your members be told to check the boards here? Because FOMAC is second rate. Sub-par.

Why must you laud your accomplishments here? To raise your own pathetic egos! Were you truly content in your so-called 'accomplishments' and acheivments there would be no need to brag to your peers.

Your 'enlightenment' is false. Count me in as 'unworthy', and proud to be so. FOMAC is a joke.

Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 04-08-2003 01:15:50 PM
quote:
Khyron's account was hax0red to write:
FOMAC is a joke.

Indeed.

But I've seen worse jokes.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 04-08-2003 01:24:52 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Tarquinn wrote:
[QUOTE]Khyron's account was hax0red to write:
[qb]FOMAC is a joke.


Indeed.

But I've seen worse jokes. [/QB][/QUOTE]

They are good for a laugh or ten, true

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-08-2003 01:26:56 PM
quote:
Gydfather stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
Can you show me where it says we drink it?

Such inability to comprehend is not for FOMAC.


Well, if you've just got it around, that's even worse than drinking it. The stuff's biohazardous waste when kept in large quantities, ya know.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 04-08-2003 03:28:28 PM
That is why we at fomac keep it in such large quantities. We keep it contained in a special containment chamber to keep it from being released to an unsuspecting public!
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 04-08-2003 03:30:26 PM
Well, that changes things now doesn't it!
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 04-08-2003 03:41:20 PM
FOMAC is unchanging. If you have changed, so be it.
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Peter
Pancake
posted 04-08-2003 07:48:49 PM
Soooo. FOMAC is the Borg precursor?
Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 04-08-2003 09:16:38 PM
FOMAC = Fuck Our Manly Ass and Cum
On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
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