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DthBlayde
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 07:21:42 PM
^hangs a pair of automatic rifles on the wall and sits down^

Hoi chummers..

pretty whiz place ya got here.

Goma
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 07:22:35 PM
Wonderful.

Interesting.

[ 03-14-2003: Message edited by: Gomateux ]

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 03-14-2003 07:26:31 PM
Who's alt is this? I can't remember.
Sean
posted 03-14-2003 07:33:57 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Who's alt is this? I can't remember.

KaLourin's.

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-14-2003 07:36:02 PM
SteeleLynx sounds like a strippers name.

or a porn actress.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-14-2003 07:37:06 PM
...

Shadowrun. decker. old IRC handle

So much for trying to have a little fun on the boards..

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-14-2003 07:37:34 PM
quote:
Trent was listening to Cher while typing:
SteeleLynx sounds like a strippers name.

or a porn actress.


I was thinking furry artist.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Sean
posted 03-14-2003 07:38:39 PM
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-14-2003 07:38:46 PM
Yeah...Reminds me of the last time Lyta came out. Everyone got shitty and the player vowed never to use her again.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 03-14-2003 07:39:33 PM
quote:
Verily, Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde doth proclaim:
...

Shadowrun. decker. old IRC handle

So much for trying to have a little fun on the boards..


Sorry, just did a search and saw that the first post was 'I forgot about this account'.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-14-2003 07:40:00 PM
Maybe.. a RolePlay tag?

Just a thought.

KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-14-2003 07:47:31 PM
No need for a roleplay tag. It seems to be frowned upon on the main board anyway.

I'll inenevitably be told to go to the free-form RP forum if i want to RP.

just trying to keep my mind occupied. With Syn gone for the entire month, im on the breaking point of GOING FUCKIN INSANE!

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-14-2003 07:49:32 PM
Mortious becomes confused, making him run about London wearing his bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick, smacking the ground.

MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!

[ 03-14-2003: Message edited by: Baron Von Mortay ]

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-14-2003 07:58:12 PM
....

there's something you don't see every day.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-14-2003 08:15:49 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when SteeleLynx wrote:
^hangs a pair of automatic rifles on the wall and sits down^

Hoi chummers..

pretty whiz place ya got here.


Oh look, it's the Street Sam that named themselves after the security drone.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-14-2003 08:19:31 PM
drop it. It doesnt matter. I wasted my time digging that old name up.
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 03-14-2003 08:41:47 PM
Ever come to a moment where the agonizing shrieking pain of absolute boredom rips through your skull like an armless fat man with a box of twinkies?


*hugs KaL*




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Caelin
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 08:43:58 PM
Yeah... damn RPers...
Ok. I've just about had my FILL of riddle asking, quest assign, insult throwing, pun hurling, hostage taking, iron mongering, smart assed fools, freaks and felons that constantly test my will, mettle, strength, and most of all, patience! If you've got a straight answer ANYWHERE in the bent little head, I want to hear it pretty damn quick or I'm going to take a large blunt object roughly the size of Elminster AND his hat, and stuff it lengthwise into a crevise of your being so seldom seen that even the denizens of the nine hells themselves wouldn't touch it with a twenty-foot rusty halberd! Have I MADE myself perfectly CLEAR?!
Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 08:51:53 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde had this to say about dark elf butts:
No need for a roleplay tag. It seems to be frowned upon on the main board anyway.

I'll inenevitably be told to go to the free-form RP forum if i want to RP.


Well I can fix that.

NOW HEAR THIS:

Effective immediately, any threads tagged with the ROLEPLAY icon are subject to the rules that are currently posted over in the FFRP forum. Yes, I know some of your heads might explode by trying to comprehend rules in one forum taking effect in another forum, but imagine how I must feel --- a brain the size of a universe and I'm stuck here performing menial tasks for you.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-14-2003 08:54:23 PM
Hey, spiffy.
Niklas
hay guys whats going on in this title?
posted 03-14-2003 08:54:49 PM
I radiate approval.
Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 03-14-2003 08:55:05 PM
*clubs Caelin over the head and carries him off.*

OOC: I think this is a good choice for the casual 'I want to get the board involved' type of RP.

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 03-14-2003 08:59:01 PM
quote:
Drysart wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Well I can fix that.

NOW HEAR THIS:

Effective immediately, any threads tagged with the ROLEPLAY icon are subject to the rules that are currently posted over in the FFRP forum.


For those who are too lazy to go look... here are said rules:

Added/changed material since the last update is colored light blue.

The intent of this forum is to provide as close to Free-Form Roleplaying as possible, with some minimal rules put in place to prevent God-moding and other anti-social or over-powered types of posts.

Basic Rules

No extraordinary abilities - Your character does not have the ability to do anything above and beyond what the average member of your class can do. Make a name for yourself through your personality, not through your abilities.

No dragons - And also no vampires, no werewolfs, and no other non-playable race or class. Exceptions to this may be granted on an individual basis with prior approval of Innoruuk.

No projecting - Do not project actions onto other characters. For example, you can say that you swing your sword at someone else, but do not say you hit them. Leave that up to them to decide.

No supernatural ties - Your character does not have a close, personal relationship with any Gods or with any royalty. He/She's also not related to them either. Exceptions may be granted on an individual basis by Innoruuk.

No OOC - If you need to discuss something in OOC with someone, use Private Messages. All posts to this board (with the exception of this one, any thread imported from the main EC forum, and replies to story posts, see below) are considered to be 100% totally IC.

Story Posts - Story posts are posts of a complete IC story, not intended to be an ongoing RP. They should be posted with a subject beginning with "Story:", and the author may solicit OOC replies to it, for praise or criticism. All replies should be related to the original story (i.e., don't hijack the thread).

FAQ

Is this a restricted EQ-only RP environment? As in, are we only allowed to RP in Norrath?
Yes, it's Norrath-only right now. If there's enough interest I might permit other settings. Once the forum picks up, I'm going to hand over moderation responsibilities to whoever's posting there and they'll be in charge of setting up the rules and such.

What would be the reprecussions of violating the rules?
Depends on how blatant the violation is. The moderators are gods and therefore have the power to step in and crush anyone who's going too far. Spamming and such will be dealt with extremely harshly, probably with the ban stick.

Can we alter the setting slightly? As in, put something in Cabilis that might not be there in-game?
Yes. Just keep it fitting to the genre.

Can I roleplay a non-playable race?
No. At least, not initially. Non-player races are generally overpowered and more difficult to roleplay effectively. They may be granted on an individual basis to people who have shown exemplary roleplaying skills.

General Info

First off, unlike EverQuest or Dungeons & Dragons, Free Form Role Playing at it's core is simple interaction between characters. This can be anything from idle chitchat, baking a cake or even playing around with a group of new aquaintances in the sea. It does NOT have to have heroic deeds, epic battles or secret conspiracies to be enjoyable. Unless you are one of the thread's starters (Story Lines are sometimes worked out together by two or more individuals to get some stuff worked out), do NOT simply assume you should add a sitution which causes the Storyline to suddenly focus on your character ("Hey! There's a war coming this way!" "Do this or such and such dies!") without discussing it with the originator/s of the SL beforehand. If what you want doesn't fit what they have in mind, change it. If you can't, STAY OUT. So as a summary, ask before you decide to make drastic changes to someone else's Story Line. Not doing so not only angers people, but can also turn you into a Story Killer as people will not want to associate with you.

A second item that should be addressed is this: Sometimes, in order to explain something, a special type of race or class is created. It can be so special that it is unique (read: one of a kind). If such is the case, never EVER assume you have ANY association with that being unless you either a) created said being, or b) worked it out with the creator. These beings have their own mythos, powers, and associations with things, unless you know for certain your character holds some association with the being, you are NOT an intregal part of its existance.


Sweeeet!!

Edit: Abbi pwned by God-moding UBB...

[ 03-14-2003: Message edited by: Abbikat ]




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Sean
posted 03-14-2003 08:59:13 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about Duck Tales:
a brain the size of a universe and I'm stuck here performing menial tasks for you.

Marvin!

Was that his name?

A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-14-2003 09:00:39 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Pirotess:
Oh look, it's the Street Sam that named themselves after the security drone.

Err, just realized that my post here might not look all that funny...

In one of the 2nd ed ShadowRun books (Merc book, I think), they introduced a drone called the "Steel Lynx". At the bottom of the page, someone had logged in (it was supposed to be posted on the Matrix, so people could comment) under the name "Steel Lynx". Said poster was upset, because his/her name had been stolen and used for a combat drone.

I was just tossing that joke back out, because of the similar names.

quote:
Drysart had this to say about Cuba:
Well I can fix that.

Does this include the rule that it has to be baseline EQ only? Or can we go outside of EQ on the main board?

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 03-14-2003 09:01:40 PM
quote:
So quoth DƒU:
Marvin!

Was that his name?


Yes. Marvin the Suicidially depressed robot.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-14-2003 09:02:16 PM
I think for general forum posting, some of the rules will have to be bent, given that we have several liches, at least one dragon, and a number of wizards. But I believe RPers are different from DBZers, so it'll reach equilibrium.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 09:03:04 PM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Does this include the rule that it has to be baseline EQ only? Or can we go outside of EQ on the main board?

I'll leave that up to whoever's starting the thread, along with overruling any of the other rules.

Absolutely no yiffing threads though! They will be closed with extreme prejudice!

[ 03-14-2003: Message edited by: Drysart ]

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 03-14-2003 09:03:38 PM
quote:
Ka'Lourin D'thBlayde wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
No need for a roleplay tag. It seems to be frowned upon on the main board anyway.

I'll inenevitably be told to go to the free-form RP forum if i want to RP.


Never stopped me from bringing out Jan or Lynora

And jolly good show, Drys. It will be nice to see some of that playful RPing we used to do back on the main boards.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-14-2003 09:05:34 PM
quote:
Drysart was listening to Cher while typing:
I'll leave that up to whoever's starting the thread, along with overruling any of the other rules.

Absolutely no yiffing threads though! They will be closed with extreme prejudice!


What's yiffing?

Abbikat
Tastes best with pudding
posted 03-14-2003 09:05:47 PM
quote:
Ferret had this to say about John Romero:
Yes. Marvin the Suicidially depressed robot.

Paranoid Android actually...




Were-Tigress Disciple of Lycanthropy
Perma-lowbie, addicted to MMORPGs
My LiveJournal

Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 03-14-2003 09:07:00 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about (_|_):
Absolutely no yiffing threads though! They will be closed with extreme prejudice!

Yay! As long as I'm not getting any, noone else should either!

Seriously, I think I'm glad that you stated that, just to make sure it doesn't happen.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-14-2003 09:07:36 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
What's yiffing?

http://www.pureyiff.com/
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-14-2003 09:08:47 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
What's yiffing?

anthropomorphic animal boinkage.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 03-14-2003 09:08:48 PM
quote:
Drysart had this to say about (_|_):
[QUOTE]Delphi Aegis wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
[qb]What's yiffing?


http://www.pureyiff.com/[/QB][/QUOTE]

OH GOD MY EYES MY EYES

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-14-2003 09:08:52 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis wrote this stupid crap:
What's yiffing?

Furries (or any variation thereof) having sex. Also includes anything that gets close to them having sex.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Hipolyta Darkiss
Evil Incarnate
posted 03-14-2003 09:16:37 PM
Interesting...
Hipolyta Darkiss,
"Hell hath no fury like a.. Well like me."
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 03-14-2003 09:18:13 PM
quote:
Hipolyta Darkiss wrote this stupid crap:
Interesting...

HILLS.

RUN.

NOW.



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Pvednes
Lynched
posted 03-14-2003 09:43:38 PM
I approve!!!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-14-2003 09:50:02 PM
quote:
Hipolyta Darkiss's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Interesting...

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