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Topic: The world is about to end...
Maradon!
posted 02-04-2003 07:23:15 PM
...and the only way to save it is for you to have an all-out battle royale with the most feared entity in the universe. Before the fight begins you get to choose one video game character to fight on your side.
Who do you pick?
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 02-04-2003 07:24:15 PM
Dante from DMC (not the sequel)
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Sean
posted 02-04-2003 07:24:37 PM
Max Payne.
A Kansas City Shuffle is when everybody looks right, you go left.

It's not something people hear about.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-04-2003 07:24:51 PM
Kirby.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 02-04-2003 07:27:50 PM
Silent Bob.

I don't care if he's not in a game, I pick Silent Bob.

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 02-04-2003 07:28:15 PM
The Shivan Hive Mind.

Brings a whole new meaning to the word "unstoppable".

Nwist, Who?
Nwist
posted 02-04-2003 07:28:29 PM
Magus!

Fuck Crono.

[ 02-04-2003: Message edited by: Nwist, Baby ]

Nina
posted 02-04-2003 07:29:36 PM
Serious Sam!
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-04-2003 07:29:41 PM
Shadow or Cyan


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-04-2003 07:29:49 PM
Drakkenmaw
Crunchy, tastes good with ketchup
posted 02-04-2003 07:31:08 PM
Death, from the Castlevania series.

No matter how many times you kill the darn guy, he keeps coming back for the sequel. Plus, he just looks damn cool.

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-04-2003 07:31:12 PM
quote:
Tier wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Serious Sam!

The timing to our answers is both funny and scary at the same time

Goma
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 07:31:50 PM
Duke Nukem.

He's all about destroying planet-threatening evil if the babes are at stake!

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-04-2003 07:36:25 PM
Samus Aran.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Suddar
posted 02-04-2003 07:38:12 PM

Personally, I think a tag-team of Raziel and Dante would be something fearsome.

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-04-2003 07:38:59 PM
quote:
Drakkenmaw's unholy Backstreet Boys obsession manifested in:
Death, from the Castlevania series.

No matter how many times you kill the darn guy, he keeps coming back for the sequel. Plus, he just looks damn cool.


Or the Frankenstein guy from the N64 version.


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-04-2003 07:39:50 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Gomateux said:
Duke Nukem.

He's all about destroying planet-threatening evil if the babes are at stake!


Serious Sam would SO kick Duke Nukem's ass

Duke Nukem fights ugly 15 foot tall aliens, Serious Sam fights huge maelstroms of blood 15 storeys high wielding even BIGGER weapons than Duke

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-04-2003 07:39:53 PM
Sam Fisher!
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 02-04-2003 07:41:35 PM
A goomba.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Goma
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 07:44:05 PM
In addition:

During the battle I shall be armed with this:

(Stolen from Suddar's side-kick idea!)

Suddar
posted 02-04-2003 07:47:06 PM
Choosing just one, though, I'd probably go Raziel.

[ 02-04-2003: Message edited by: Suddar ]

Goma
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 07:48:44 PM
quote:
Vorago thought about the meaning of life:
Serious Sam would SO kick Duke Nukem's ass

Duke Nukem fights ugly 15 foot tall aliens, Serious Sam fights huge maelstroms of blood 15 storeys high wielding even BIGGER weapons than Duke


Well, I've never played serious sam... And I doubt he has Duke's cool anyways.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum!

... And I'm all outta gum!"

You can't beat that!

(Keep in mind I made my choice after about 5 seconds thought. If I were ALLOWED I would probably put in the Shrike or something... But that would be cheating.)

Yuri
posted 02-04-2003 07:48:46 PM
The Sleeper.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-04-2003 07:51:51 PM
Everyone loses. Kirby wins.
Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 07:52:03 PM
Chibi Moon
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-04-2003 07:53:21 PM
quote:
Gomateux wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
Well, I've never played serious sam... And I doubt he has Duke's cool anyways.

"It's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum!

... And I'm all outta gum!"

You can't beat that!


So he's cool because he repeats stupid, old, cliched sayings?

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Goma
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 07:54:55 PM
quote:
Lenny had this to say about Cuba:
Everyone loses. Kirby wins.

I'll stab your stupid Kirby with my Reaver and steal his soul!

Muahaha!

Goma
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 07:57:37 PM
quote:
The logic train ran off the tracks when Frog said:
So he's cool because he repeats stupid, old, cliched sayings?

Stabs Snoota with the Soul Reaver.

Suggest someone different, then :P

Maradon!
posted 02-04-2003 07:59:00 PM
I'm greatly dissapointed that nobody has mentioned my choice, Kefka (in his final god-form).

Or even Sephiroth, who I thought was a shoe-in majority vote

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 02-04-2003 08:00:09 PM
quote:
Gomateux wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Suggest someone different, then

I did. And he'd pwn the fuck out of all of you before you knew he was THERE!

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Suddar
posted 02-04-2003 08:00:30 PM
quote:
Maradon XP was listening to Cher while typing:
I'm greatly dissapointed that nobody has mentioned my choice, Kefka (in his final god-form).

Or even Sephiroth, who I thought was a shoe-in majority vote


The thing is, they died.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 02-04-2003 08:05:01 PM
Yoshi, bitches.
Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 08:05:17 PM
quote:
From the book of Suddar, chapter 3, verse 16:
The thing is, they died.

Yeah, but Seph destroyed several planets in the American version of the Supernova move

Maradon!
posted 02-04-2003 08:06:03 PM
quote:
Suddar stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
The thing is, they died.

Sephiroth only died when he decided to strip naked and mutate. At any other point in the game, he was clearly invincible, except for at the very VERY end which was clearly some sort of zen spiritual thing anyway and didn't count.

I'm confident that Kefka only died because he was supposed to. Maybe he forgot not to disintegrate at the end or something. and besides, he still managed to scatter your entire party to the ends of the earth (something not achieved by any other RPG villain, to my knowledge), drive the world into an era of despair, become a god, and shoot lasers from his tower and raze cities.

If Kefka hadn't gotten overconfident and had continued gathering Espers after becoming a god, he'd have been utterly invincible.

Suddar
posted 02-04-2003 08:06:17 PM
quote:
Kekvit Irae obviously shouldn't have said:
Yeah, but Seph destroyed several planets in the American version of the Supernova move

And did 3 damage to your characters!

Maradon!
posted 02-04-2003 08:07:28 PM
quote:
Suddar had this to say about Punky Brewster:
And did 3 damage to your characters!

Yeah, I always sorta wondered what the hell was up with that.

Matilda Jane
ph33r my MIRVs
posted 02-04-2003 08:10:24 PM
There was a signature here... it's gone now.
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-04-2003 08:11:12 PM
Goku from DBZ.

Because he never dies and he would take so long with the dialogue with the entity that I would have enough time to construct a rocket, take a harem of women to a new planet and restart society.

Maradon!
posted 02-04-2003 08:12:07 PM
quote:
Don Parcelan's account was hax0red to write:
Goku from DBZ.

Because he never dies and he would take so long with the dialogue with the entity....


Not to mention "charging up"

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-04-2003 08:15:19 PM
The space marine from Doom.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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