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Topic: The world is about to end...
King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 02-04-2003 08:15:29 PM
I could power the rocket with how much pointless yelling he does.

Edit: That was pretty stupid, actually.

[ 02-04-2003: Message edited by: Don Parcelan ]

Chugga
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 08:15:40 PM
Iulius Kaesar
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 08:16:02 PM
Sephiroth was a wuss--gimme RubyWeapon

(Just so long as the ultimate evil doesn't learn of the Killing a Party Member Trick, it messes with the poor guy's AI)

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-04-2003 08:20:07 PM
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 02-04-2003 08:38:58 PM
Me, I'll have to go with Sin from FFX.

"Well well now, Mr. Evil... you've managed to survive all I can throw at you, but can you survive... this?"
Sin: "GRAWR." *eat*



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 02-04-2003 08:42:43 PM
Knights of the Round!

They'd spend so much time performing their attack that the great evil would fall asleep so I could perform a sneak attack.

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-04-2003 08:44:14 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Karnaj said:
The space marine from Doom.
I used to know his name. Fly Taggart is his nickname...

Shit. Now I'll need to check...

...

Flynn Peter Taggart.



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 02-04-2003 08:55:14 PM
quote:
Black Mage probably says this to all the girls:
I used to know his name. Fly Taggart is his nickname...

Shit. Now I'll need to check...

...

Flynn Peter Taggart.


That's his name from the books. Is that the name that Carmack gave him, or the just books' authors? Moreover, are the books part of the Doom story, or an interpretation thereof?

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

MorbId
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 09:01:33 PM
Emeralda from Xenogears.

I've yet to find a problem that couldn't be solved with enough nanomachines.

Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 09:06:01 PM
Lots of choices, but ultimately, I think Auron would be the best choice for tangling with a malevolent cosmic entity.
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Alleria Qui'farush
Chica!
posted 02-04-2003 09:18:22 PM
Earthworm Jim or Samus.
Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-04-2003 09:19:15 PM
Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 02-04-2003 09:33:23 PM
quote:
ACES! Another post by Vorago:
Corporal Flynn Taggart!

The Doom books ROCKED


The first two did.

P.S. Karnaj: Fuck you eat a cock that's his goddamned name die die die



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-04-2003 09:37:01 PM
quote:
How.... Don Parcelan.... uughhhhhh:
Goku from DBZ.

Because he never dies and he would take so long with the dialogue with the entity that I would have enough time to construct a rocket, take a harem of women to a new planet and restart society.


Actually, he died several times.

Any videogame character?

Okay. I want a SimCity mayor!

EAT DISASTER, BIZOTCH!

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 02-04-2003 09:38:40 PM
quote:
Everyone wondered WTF when Zephyer wrote:
Actually, he died several times.

Any videogame character?

Okay. I want a SimCity mayor!

EAT DISASTER, BIZOTCH!


Click on a helicopter and make it crash!

CBTao
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 10:03:17 PM
I would choose God(you) from Black and White, c'mon omnipotence, and with a great evil, you could justify mass sacrifice for the greater good to really really churn out those Divine Acts, meanwhile your Avatar of whatever could just go apeshit on your oponents's minions...
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 02-04-2003 10:05:20 PM
quote:
Super Kagrama had this to say about Tron:
Knights of the Round!

They'd spend so much time performing their attack that the great evil would fall asleep so I could perform a sneak attack.


Could use Eden for the same reason


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-04-2003 10:08:43 PM
I pick Luna from FFX.

She could bow and distract most of who I'd encounter.

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 02-04-2003 10:14:10 PM
KotR was a longer casting than Eden, I think.

And I'd either take Raziel (he's already dead, yo...kill him and he just comes back pissed off with the soul reaver glowing off his arm), or Dr Wily (Plague to Mega Men everywhere)

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 02-04-2003 10:15:06 PM
Vedio.. bah...

Keryfim (the sleeper)

Mod
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 10:23:55 PM
A Soulbinder.
Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 02-04-2003 10:25:38 PM
Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-04-2003 10:27:28 PM
quote:
Trent had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
I pick Luna from FFX.

She could bow and distract most of who I'd encounter.


I'm assuming you mean Lulu, by the thinly veiled boobie reference. Though the thought of a Yuna / Lulu hybrid... ::brainwarps::

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 02-04-2003 10:29:57 PM
CLOUD. STRIFE.

I like swords.

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 02-04-2003 10:32:43 PM
quote:
Sakkra stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I'm assuming you mean Lulu, by the thinly veiled boobie reference. Though the thought of a Yuna / Lulu hybrid... ::brainwarps::

Yeah.. I always mess up and call her Luna.

Anyway.. yeah, her.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-04-2003 10:33:04 PM
Any Star Trek captain except Kirk. Sure they may not be badasses, but with the power of technobabble, I can use wholly impossible rapes of the laws of physics to destroy the ultimate evil without doing anything more than modifying the main deflector array or some batshit like that.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-04-2003 10:34:32 PM
I think I'd take Wakka.

It takes guts to have a spiney ball under your arm 24/7. Not to mention catch it.

Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 02-04-2003 10:36:04 PM
quote:
There was much rejoicing when Lyinar Ka`Bael said this:
Could use Eden for the same reason

But KOTR was USEFUL.

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-04-2003 10:37:52 PM
quote:
How.... Lenny.... uughhhhhh:
But KOTR was USEFUL.

Only for 13k damage.

Sakkra
Office Linebacker
posted 02-04-2003 10:38:10 PM
quote:
Lenny thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
But KOTR was USEFUL.

And FF7 wasn't a complete piece of shit either.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-04-2003 10:39:42 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis's fortune cookie read:
Only for 13k damage.

Whoever you had summoning must have SUCKED ASS.

I pulled about five times that out of KotR consistantly.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Ragabash
Pancake
posted 02-04-2003 10:44:52 PM
Horny from Dungeon Keeper
Feed my hungry soul.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 02-04-2003 10:50:31 PM
The total package.

Looks, brains, skill, firepower, badassitude.

[edit: fucking case sensitive filenames...]

[ 02-04-2003: Message edited by: Densetsu ]

I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piƱa coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 02-04-2003 10:52:24 PM
Thunder God Cid!
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 02-04-2003 10:52:48 PM
quote:
Zephyer had this to say about Robocop:
Whoever you had summoning must have SUCKED ASS.

I pulled about five times that out of KotR consistantly.


13 warriors in Knights of the Round. The damage limit per hit in FF7 was STILL 9999, and therefore, just under 13k for one summoning.

Unless you summoned him more then once.

[ 02-04-2003: Message edited by: Delphi Aegis ]

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-04-2003 10:55:47 PM
quote:
Black Mage had this to say about Pirotess:
[QUOTE]ACES! Another post by Vorago:
[qb]Corporal Flynn Taggart!

The Doom books ROCKED


The first two did.

P.S. Karnaj: Fuck you eat a cock that's his goddamned name die die die [/QB][/QUOTE]

The last two were better tan the first two, they tied the series up perfectly and provided the backstory that was required to keep it from being "Yeah, they were badguys, now they are dead"

Vorago
A completely different kind of Buckethead
posted 02-04-2003 10:57:37 PM
quote:
Delphi Aegis had this to say about Optimus Prime:
13 warriors in Knights of the Round. The damage limit per hit in FF7 was STILL 9999, and therefore, just under 13k for one summoning.

Unless you summoned him more then once.


10000 * 13 != 13,000

Oho, I pizowned someone!

[ 02-04-2003: Message edited by: Vorago ]

Cherveny
Papaya
posted 02-04-2003 10:58:15 PM
Time to go old school....

How about Pacman. Eats a powerdot, then just eats the big badass.

Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 02-04-2003 11:00:51 PM
quote:
Vorago got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
10000 * 13 != 13,000

Oho, I pizowned someone!


Thank you.

The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 02-04-2003 11:08:07 PM
Donald! CURA ALL THE WAY BABAY
one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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