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Topic: A Casting Call!
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-07-2003 05:27:36 PM
As you all may know, I will be writing the sequel to Parcelan's Lord of the Things parody.

As several people used in his parody really aren't active or around as much as they were then, I am gonna be taking applications AND nominations for parts in the parody!

Also, since I was a character in the original, I would feel egotistical writing about myself (plus I'd give myself good lines and shit), I pretty much have to do this

Some character may stay the same simply because they fit so well.. but I'll not tell til I begin the writing! However, your opinions count, folks! Line up and be verbal!

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 01-07-2003 05:29:04 PM
I'm not afraid of changing my handle to Gydli.

DON'T MAKE ME CROSS THAT LINE!!!!!

Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

nem-x
posted 01-07-2003 05:29:47 PM
Bloodcookie
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 05:32:49 PM
If you think I have any identifiable personality traits, you're welcome to use me

""...destructive analysis of the familiar is the only method of approach to an understanding of fundamentally different modes of expression." -Edward Sapir, Language
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 01-07-2003 05:33:43 PM
I want to be killed at Helm's Deep.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
BeauChan
Objects in sigpic may be hammier than they appear
posted 01-07-2003 05:33:51 PM
oooh ohh! pick me, pick me!! *does shakespeare*

I'll gladly lend my ill-famed name.

Bleh

Endured by EC for over 7 years and counting...
Suddar
posted 01-07-2003 05:34:06 PM
Me me!
»Waisztarroz«
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 05:35:09 PM
This thread was completely safe for work.
I <3 Steel Battalion!
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-07-2003 05:35:57 PM
Pick me! Pick me!

Or not...

up to you.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-07-2003 05:36:16 PM
I'm not in the second movie.
You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
nem-x
posted 01-07-2003 05:36:35 PM
Dr Cysa
Angsty Mcangst
posted 01-07-2003 05:37:13 PM
Can I be the olympic runner goblin/orc.
I don't discriminate...I hate everyone.
Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 01-07-2003 05:37:47 PM
OOH! Pick me Bajah!

I would also like to nominate Lyinar/Jania for whatever role you write gollum into.

:P

[ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Falaanla Marr ]

Vise the Stompy
Title now 100% ass free!
posted 01-07-2003 05:38:13 PM
I can be...whatever
Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-07-2003 05:40:42 PM
I would be honoured!
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-07-2003 05:40:43 PM
You know you need your gay little hoppit!
Sentow, Maybe
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 05:45:16 PM
Was Delphi in LotT or not? If not, I think he'd be the perfect Theoden
Once more into the breach, my friends, once more. We'll close the wall with our dead. In peace, nothing so becomes a man as modesty and humility, but when the blast of war blows in our ears, then imitate the action of the tiger, summon up the blood, disguise fair nature with rage and lend the eye a terrible aspect.
Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-07-2003 05:46:14 PM
Continue your mean streak and keep making fun of me. :(((((
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Addy
posted 01-07-2003 05:46:55 PM
[AddySelfishMode]

Me Bajah! ^_^

[/AddySelfishMode]

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-07-2003 05:47:30 PM
quote:
Falaanla Marr stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
OOH! Pick me Bajah!
Remember to take this statement in the context of !
I am also volunteering.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Jessica Rabbit v2.0
Pancake
posted 01-07-2003 05:51:56 PM
If you can use me at all in this Ill gladlly voulenteer
Check out my art
Check out my stock photos
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 01-07-2003 05:52:52 PM
I can be a wargshark! Or something.
ARRR!
Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-07-2003 05:56:37 PM
MeepMeep? ^_^

*wiggles, gives flower, and runs. ^_^*

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 01-07-2003 05:56:49 PM
Among the many, I volunteer as well.
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-07-2003 06:03:03 PM
If you ever need a Random Dead Guy, there's always me! Or something. I'm important! Really, I am!


I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 01-07-2003 06:04:05 PM
I'm afraid most of you people are misunderstanding the point of an application! HAVE YOU HAD NO JOB EXPERIENCE!?

You apply for a specific position and list your qualities and skills that would benefit said position! Argue your case!

Otherwise you just come across as 'please stick me in somewhere like that big war and let me die like a bug thx u'.

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 01-07-2003 06:06:38 PM
I almost single-handedly destroyed a Dryad.

Liam and I also clubbed you over the head.

I've also been involved in numerous, smaller, ParceParodies limited to IRC.


I feel my skills would be best put to use as Aragorn or Gimli.

Faramir is a possibility as well.

[ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: D ]

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-07-2003 06:07:46 PM
I want the role of Frodo - much like I had last time!

My experience... I was Frodo and managed to not be unfunny. I believe this is a good quality.

I don't want any pay, but brutal ass-rapings would be good if you felt I needed something.


Fuck, I've never applied for a job before - I suck at this shit

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-07-2003 06:07:47 PM
Uhm...

Well...

I squealed over you in the parady about you.

That's about it.

But I hand out flowers! ^_^

Hugs, and hands out flowers.

Applying for anything female... except for the dwarf female gimli talks about.

[ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Gikkwiny ]

Suddar
posted 01-07-2003 06:07:52 PM
Ohh! Ohh! I'll be Boromir!

..I'm dead!

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 01-07-2003 06:08:46 PM
I still haven't seen TTT.
I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Nicole
The hip-hop-happiest bunny in all of marshmallow woods
posted 01-07-2003 06:09:53 PM
I haven't seen TTT either, so just stick me where it's convenient.

Suddar, however, I think would make an excellent Wormtongue .

Not meant in an evil "I hate you" way! You just... I don't know. It fits. I'm just digging myself in deeper, aren't I?

[ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Nicole ]



I just spent
my last cent
purchasing this poverty.

Suddar
posted 01-07-2003 06:10:16 PM
...who's Wormtongue?

Oh, wait, the jackass. Yeah! Sure! Okay!...

[ 01-07-2003: Message edited by: Suddar ]

nem-x
posted 01-07-2003 06:10:22 PM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about Punky Brewster:
I still haven't seen TTT.
`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-07-2003 06:11:08 PM
quote:
Bajah had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
You apply for a specific position and list your qualities and skills that would benefit said position! Argue your case!
Well, if you want me to apply for something more specific, then fine. I'll do that.

... when I get home.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Gikk
SCA babe!!!
posted 01-07-2003 06:11:28 PM
Wormtongue's the eveil black squishy guy who puts the moves on Eowyn.
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-07-2003 06:14:46 PM
I wanna be Eomer. He had cool armor, and seemed to be the most paladinly person in TTT (Doing his duty hunting orcs even though Wormtongue had twisted his father against him...)...
Timpofee
Mancake
posted 01-07-2003 06:15:18 PM
Ok.. ill do it..

But i have to be the all seeing evil EYE!!!!
Cuz im.. umm.. Scary..
But ill use my evil powers to peek into the Playboy mansion showers and Grotto..
and if TTT doesnt have one.. then there should be

Burger
BANNED!
posted 01-07-2003 06:17:00 PM
I would like to apply for the position of treebeard. I am rather large, like being ridden by beings smaller than me, and walk in that long, slow stride.
Bite me.

No, Really. Bite me.

Addy
posted 01-07-2003 06:18:45 PM
Eowyn. My name translates to it easily (Adwyn, which was actually my handle for a few days), "I like swords lol", I think Aragorn is indeed h0t. I haven't been mentioned in too many ParceParodies, save for the random stories he tells in RPCrest.

I also do play the role of Damsel in Distress one-too-many-times.

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