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Vise the Stompy had this to say about Pirotess:
I belive I should play Faramir. For the following reasons. 1) I am friends with Waisztarroz. Since he played Bormir I would be one of the few people who actually cared on this board if he suffered a terrible fate*Well maybe not much, but Faramir didn't seem that choked up either...I kidd Waisz * 2)I like to shoot random people from the shadows. 3) I am easily corrupted. 4) I enjoy beating up people who are smaller than me 5) I think I am cruel but not really 6) After I get to know people, they find out I am a pretty good guy. 7) Umm I am funny

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Heh, I could say that since I know Waisz as well as you. Only difference, you wouldn't care if Boromir bit it...I'd be laughing! J/k Waisz

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Nobody really understood why Delphi Aegis wrote:
And who is Theoden?

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We were all impressed when Demos wrote:
Heh, I could say that since I know Waisz as well as you. Only difference, you wouldn't care if Boromir bit it...I'd be laughing! J/k Waisz

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Yes but people know me a whole lot more than you on this board.

I'd be more able to see Mightion as him.

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Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Robocop:
Faramir wasn't evil or corrupted, unlike the suck ass way Peter Jackson portrayed him.

I'd be more able to see Mightion as him.

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[ 01-08-2003: Message edited by: Vise the Stompy ]

Plus the Ringwraith thing never happened.

Stupid Hollywoodized directors.

So your reasons given wouldn't fit the character, not even a parody of it.

I shall send my Cookie Archers to smite your enemies with tasty snacks!

She looks down at a piece of paper she is holding.

Eowyn.

Ahem, I would be a good Eowyn because she wears white and I like totally wear white too.

I'd also be a good Eowyn because shes all like, I'm a warrior too! And since I'm an Archon, I'm at least as good as a level 40 warrior!

Eowyn also was all nice and sweet and I'm so nice and like sweet too. I can be the sweetest gnoll around. Plus I'm a people person, my major is all public relations... and stuff.

Eowyn also dug Aragorn and I am totally into Aragorn. Well, if he like bathed. Dirty men so totally turn me off.

And if I cant get the role of Eowyn, then I wanna read for Random_Gnoll_Rohan_Shield_Maiden02.

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Lyinar Ka`Bael's fortune cookie read:
Faramir wasn't evil or corrupted, unlike the suck ass way Peter Jackson portrayed him.

I'd be more able to see Mightion as him.

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Faramir? That sneaky, conniving self-centered spawn of Denethor who was rather misportrayed by Peter Jackson to be just a step below Boromir? No way.

* sets his feet and sticks out his lower lip

I. Wanna. Be. Eomer.

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or if your going odd the books the partial ents that travel in the dense fog...I can't remeber their name, sorry.

1) That Dragon-ish thingy that the RingWraith was riding. It's the closest match I have in the movie, appearance wise.

2) Shadowfax: At least Shadowfax is a close size match for a small Dragon. And while Shadowfax may not have many lines, Gandalf would have been screwed without out 'Fax to haul his pearlescent glowing ass around to wherever he needed to go.

3) The One Ring: Yes, the most precious of roles. True, the One Ring isn't supposed to actually say anything during the movie, but I'm sure that an author of your wit and skill can improve upon the work to allow for it. With your wicked sense of humor and cunning writing style, I'm sure that you can make the needed changes, and do so quite easily.

And now, to prove that I can do the parts, I'll read from each of the characters' scripts.

Dragon-thingy: *screeeeach* "Damn, you've got a bony ass!"

Shadowfax: "'Gandalf the White' my ass! I don't care if you're Sauron himself, if you don't make with the carrots, I'm gonna be trottin' so rough you're gonna be callin' me 'Spanky' before we get back to Helm's Deep!"

The One Ring: "Good gods Frodo, you stink! Hey, look over there! Water! Bath time, hobbit boy!"

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ACES! Another post by Demos:
In that case we won't hear much outta ya, eh? j/k! If I didn't say it someone else would.

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*heaves a chunk of the Isengard wall at Demos*

I. Wanna. Be. Gollum.

oho!

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Suddar wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
List?

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So quoth Bajah:
Some character may stay the same simply because they fit so well.. but I'll not tell til I begin the writing!

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Yah, like I have any room to speak. I have one PBEM to reply to, and I need to get the first turn for my new PBEM out today. As you can see, I'm not working on them yet.