It's the way of things.
*hires many guards with illicit promises*
Yes! I shall supervise all these females of which I share the same sexy with.
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Xareia had this to say about Tron:
*raises a brow*
That includes you!
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There was much rejoicing when Bajah said this:
*murders Taran and takes over*It's the way of things.
*hires many guards with illicit promises*
OMG GOD MODER!!11!!!
Or you will find your body seperated from your head. Both of them.
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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr Mort said:
Except Kilauea.Or you will find your body seperated from your head. Both of them.
All women!!!!
But you can stop to play if you want. It's like the Playboy Mansion of the underworld.
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So quoth Taran:
That includes you!
You callow whelp; you wouldnt know what to do with me, if you had me. You hardly know what to do with yourself.
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And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Xareia was all like:
You callow whelp; you wouldnt know what to do with me, if you had me. You hardly know what to do with yourself.
We'll see. You'll be screaming my name in ecstacy before too long.
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Taran had this to say:
But you can stop to play if you want. It's like the Playboy Mansion of the underworld.
I shall give your offer careful consideration.
Mortious pauses for three seconds.
You may have her. Expect me to stop by often, keep a room open. Install chains.
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Check out the big brain on Mr Mort!
keep a room open. Install chains.
Done and done. Here's your key.
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Taran spewed forth this undeniable truth:
We'll see. You'll be screaming my name in ecstacy before too long.
I'm sure you'd like the opportunity to try, knave.. Though I'm not sure you'd live through it.
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Lashanna had this to say about Captain Planet:
*bellydances*
*video tapes*
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Xareia enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
I'm sure you'd like the opportunity to try, knave.. Though I'm not sure you'd live through it.
All the better. Necromancers do it to death!
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Taran had this to say about Robocop:
All the better. Necromancers do it to death!
Mmmm, a challenge then. Your neck can have a date with my stiletto, and then we'll see who is screaming whose name...
*Eyes Lashanna in a way that makes the writer of this post go take a cold shower and lie down for a few hours.*
Can I get a room in your abode close to the harem and ice machine?
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Xareia thought about the meaning of life:
Mmmm, a challenge then. Your neck can have a date with my stiletto, and then we'll see who is screaming whose name...
I love it when you're like this.
*evil grin*
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Paris V'Zel had this to say about dark elf butts:
I love it when you're like this.*evil grin*
Oh, Paris my love.. You're just in time to see me let the blood of this paltry urchin. Bring me my favorite goblet.
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Xareia had this to say about pies:
Oh, Paris my love.. You're just in time to see me let the blood of this paltry urchin. Bring me my favorite goblet.
Paltry urchin?
Perhaps I should snuff out your little boyfriend? Would that change your attitude?
Well, I don't have any internal genetalia either for that matter...
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A sleep deprived Taran stammered:
Paltry urchin?Perhaps I should snuff out your little boyfriend? Would that change your attitude?
*curls her lips into a wicked smile*
You seem to think yourself quite capable of things very out of your reach, Prince.
Your attempt would only make your inevitable, slow and painful death thereafter all the more pleasurable for me.
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Bajah obviously shouldn't have said:
*murders Taran and takes over*It's the way of things.
*hires many guards with illicit promises*
You shall only be defeated by a man not borne of woman!
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Vorbo Goatboy had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
You shall only be defeated by a man not borne of woman!
You mean the lovechild of that couple in your sig?
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Xareia wrote this stupid crap:
You seem to think yourself quite capable of things very out of your reach, Prince.
Are you willing to bet his life on that, hmm?
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Taran had this to say about Duck Tales:
Are you willing to bet his life on that, hmm?
Well, he's a far more capable man than I've ever seen you attempt to be. However, I do not bet. I triumph. There is no gamble when the odds are swayed so in my favor. So, then -- I suppose you'd be betting your life then?
Oh yes... quite capable, I see.
*Carefully watches Paris and the blade, her eyes never leaving his as she caresses the dark burgundy crystalline goblet with a sensual elegance, carefully placing her fingers around the long stem*
So then, Ckvapx. What tender, young and yielding part of your flesh would you like to see covered in your own blood? [ 11-04-2002: Message edited by: Xareia ]
*mingles with the harem*
