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Topic: In this thread, I declare all women are in my harem.
Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-04-2002 12:43:01 AM
quote:
From the book of Xareia, chapter 3, verse 16:
So then, Ckvapx. What tender, young and yielding part of your flesh would you like to see covered in your own blood?

*grins evilly and tightens the blade against Paris's neck*

It might be a good time to change that attitude...

Xareia
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)!!!
posted 11-04-2002 12:50:21 AM
Mmm, well. *she places the goblet down and stands* It appears you do hold all the cards, hmmm?

*takes a few striding steps towards them both, pressing herself against Paris, pinning him between their bodies*

Play that hand now, Taran. I love feeling a body struggle against me as the life is drained from it.

Before the beginning of a great brilliance there must be chaos
omfg i sux0rs
Pancake
posted 11-04-2002 12:53:23 AM
quote:
Xareia wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
I love feeling a body struggle against me as the life is drained from it.

Umm...

Edit: I agree with Taran's cause and all but that is just a little too kinky dont you think?

[ 11-04-2002: Message edited by: Dark_Nemesis ]

just think about how much i suck in REAL LIFE!
Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-04-2002 12:57:03 AM
As much as I'd love to....

*turns the blade and draws blood from under Paris's chin*

...killing such a worthless piece of flesh is beneath me. You can have him.

*steps back away from Paris*

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-04-2002 12:58:39 AM
quote:
Dark_Nemesis thought about the meaning of life:
I agree with Taran's cause and all but that is just a little too kinky dont you think?

Don't knock it 'till you've tried it.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Oh shi...
what
posted 11-04-2002 12:59:55 AM
Just like the old days!
Xareia
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)!!!
posted 11-04-2002 01:08:21 AM
*She takes a step around Paris towards Taran, then turns her back to him facing Paris. She carefully licks the drops of blood from his neck as they form from the cut on his chin.*

Mmmm.. but this worthless flesh is so tasty.

*turns back to Taran and sneers*

You are smarter than I thought.

Before the beginning of a great brilliance there must be chaos
Taran
Dark Prince
posted 11-04-2002 01:13:45 AM
quote:
Xareia stopped beating up furries long enough to write:
You are smarter than I thought.

Take your toy and leave my sight.

Xareia
(_|_)(_|_)(_|_)!!!
posted 11-04-2002 01:18:36 AM
*she bows curtly and turns to Paris but still addresses Taran* As you wish.

Though, when you feel the steel blade of my dirk enter your dreams, as I know they will tonight... Know that the day is near that it will be your flesh they pierce next.

*takes Paris' hand and vanishes in a flourish of her dark ebony robe*

Before the beginning of a great brilliance there must be chaos
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 11-04-2002 01:45:35 AM
*walks up behind Taran and taps on his shoulder*

Hey Big Guy, the girls and I wish to discuss the rather severe lack of beverages and snacks in our quarters.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 11-04-2002 02:44:10 AM
Mew?
"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 11-04-2002 03:03:58 AM
steals his girlfriend back as Taran, the other girl and Paris are having a spat, he puts a blow up doll with a red wig in her place
Genericgirl
Generictitle
posted 11-04-2002 03:10:19 AM
Yaes!!

*runs away with Trent*

I hope you used a blue blow up doll, it would distract him more.

Hostile Makeover
Evil as chocolate covered thistles
posted 11-04-2002 03:22:38 AM
*peeks in to take a look around at the Harem of Ultimate Evil*
Azureusu
Don't whip your dick out til she asks.. or til she's sleepin..
posted 11-04-2002 04:35:23 AM
*Sets us up the bomb*
UBT
Pancake
posted 11-04-2002 05:51:12 AM
watches Trent and takes the idea as his own and takes Nae and leaves a blow up doll with a white wig in her place
Evenstar
Pancake
posted 11-04-2002 07:42:52 AM
::quits job, enjoys harem life::

someone bring the cookies?

To be born again for your sake; Blowing the past away on fluttering clouds; Letting the future ride on flowing winds; Fearlessly,unceasingly,patiently -clover
Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 11-04-2002 08:12:06 AM
Signs up as the "Cookie Cook" to supply all the wimmins with lovely, delicious cookies

Reverse Chocolate Chip Cookies for all!!

Timpofee
Mancake
posted 11-04-2002 12:50:26 PM
I am now the Tax Collector for your harem.. i will now receive 10% of all Boootay (and before anyone else gets to have any)
so there!
Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 11-04-2002 12:54:20 PM
quote:
Taran enlisted the help of an infinite number of monkeys to write:
In this thread, I declare all women are in my harem.


Well, if that isn't a reason to assault and plunder Taran's fortress, then I don't know what!

[ 11-04-2002: Message edited by: Tarquinn ]

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
Amarys
Pancake
posted 11-04-2002 02:03:58 PM
*snickers as she watches*
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-04-2002 02:54:58 PM
quote:
Taran wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
All women!!!!

Hardly Adrecia.

Go back to whatever weak ones you can control.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-04-2002 02:56:07 PM
quote:
Zaza attempted to be funny by writing:
Hardly Adrecia.

Does this mean that you consider Adrecia to be hardly a woman?

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-04-2002 02:57:02 PM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about the Spice Girls:
Does this mean that you consider Adrecia to be hardly a woman?

No, it means I consider Taran to be lost in his own fantasies.

Besides, if your logic made sense, I'd have no need to state an exception.

[ 11-04-2002: Message edited by: Zaza ]

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-04-2002 02:57:49 PM
That was a fast reply. Your speed is indeed great.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 11-04-2002 02:58:17 PM
quote:
Humble Parcelan had this to say about Knight Rider:
That was a fast reply. Your speed is indeed great.

You're not too bad either.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-04-2002 03:02:03 PM
quote:
Zaza had this to say about Optimus Prime:
You're not too bad either.

The Master has taught you well. However, he was not fast enough to evade my assassin's blade!

Mightion Defensor
posted 11-04-2002 03:08:28 PM
It's times like this I'm glad a certain Mistress of Magic doesn't post to this forum.

* goes back to playing with the clicky-effect of his Blazing Vambraces

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-04-2002 03:15:07 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor painfully thought these words up:
It's times like this I'm glad a certain Mistress of Magic doesn't post to this forum.

* goes back to playing with the clicky-effect of his Blazing Vambraces


Your sigpic looks like he's puttin' up his dukes for a fistin' brawl.

Delphi Aegis
Delphi. That's right. The oracle. Ask me anything. Anything about your underwear.
posted 11-04-2002 03:16:14 PM
quote:
A sleep deprived Humble Parcelan stammered:
Your sigpic looks like he's puttin' up his dukes for a fistin' brawl.

No, he's tweaking his own nipples.

King Parcelan
Chicken of the Sea
posted 11-04-2002 03:17:49 PM
I'll be the judge of that, johnny comelately.
Mightion Defensor
posted 11-04-2002 03:57:34 PM
I wish people would stop fantasizing about me tweaking my nipples. It's disturbing; and I can barely make out fists in the pic anyway.
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Pancake
posted 11-04-2002 05:00:20 PM
Taran will be busy with his harem while we get the banstick! We cannot lose!

Although...fuck...when you look at it, Taran's got all the women in his harem, so...

I <3 Steel Battalion!
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 11-04-2002 05:11:57 PM
Even me?
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