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<Katrinity> Could always ask Deth to whip ya up a furry slave :P though Hip turned out..not so well :P
So how about it?
I felt the need to post here, yet I could think of nothing to say.
I have a rather gruesome pit bull dwarf hybrid called the Hound who's been around the lab. Crossed Arrenn's morphic resonance with a particularly nasty pit bull's. Could be a useful fodder soldier. Least he would if you sort of dropped him off somewhere and ran. He has a hard time distinguishing friends from foes.
Mass numbers of clones will cost you, though, because Lyinar won't let me build a bioreplication facility. Says she wants a hot tub first.
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Female Vixen. I'd say to use Kat's genes, but that's easier said than done. Kitsunes are slippery critters.
Long legs, as I recall, are a favorite trait? Anything else?
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ImNotTrent Inc. had this to say about Optimus Prime:
Should I run for cover now or wait til after the thing is made?
Trust me, start running now.
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Chalesm got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You know, somehow the phrase "mix in magic morphic resonance" Reeeeeally worries me.
Ditto. A voice in my head keeps saying, "Magic Morphin' Furry Nymphos," causing me to scream madly and jump out the window.
I'm about to start charging admissi... hold on. Back in a minute.
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A sleep deprived Sentow stammered:
..."Magic Morphin' Furry Nymphos," ...
...
ROFL!!!
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Mortious wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
I'd say to use Kat's genes, but that's easier said than done. Kitsunes are slippery critters.
Not as hard as you think. If you chuck a handful of pointy gravel at her I'm sure you'll nic something and get a useable portion of DNA. You can also make use of a modified sniper rifle to shoot a thin, barbed needle through her shoulder or something from quite a distance away.
Or you can, y'know, just ask her for a blood sample or something.
I use morphic patterns. Sympathetic magic. I get a piece of someone or something important to them and then use the morphic echoes the people leave behind to extrapolate and reconstruct the person. Or elements of the person.
More like mixing colors of paint than anything.
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
*stares blankly at mention of genes and DNA* Why would I want Katrinity's pants?I use morphic patterns. Sympathetic magic. I get a piece of someone or something important to them and then use the morphic echoes the people leave behind to extrapolate and reconstruct the person. Or elements of the person.
More like mixing colors of paint than anything.
...that's it?
No creepy, overgrown fetuses floating in giant, green-glowing tubes?
No mutant rejects to be chopped up and fed to the population?
No seemingly-perfect clone except for the psychotic, muderous tendencies (especially towards the person they were cloned from)?
*sigh* And here I thought you were a scientist...
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Nobody really understood why JooJooFlop wrote:
...that's it?No creepy, overgrown fetuses floating in giant, green-glowing tubes?
well I do stick the resulting morphic sludge in the bioreactor to cool and it looks pretty gruesome for a while.
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No mutant rejects to be chopped up and fed to the population?
Sell that stuff to McDonalds. Ask Snoota.
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No seemingly-perfect clone except for the psychotic, muderous tendencies (especially towards the person they were cloned from)?
Uhm...excuse me? Have you SEEN Lyta?
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about Captain Planet:
Uhm...excuse me? Have you SEEN Lyta?
Who?
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This one time, at Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael camp:
Uhm...excuse me? Have you SEEN Lyta?
The horror!
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Everyone wondered WTF when Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael wrote:
Ah. I'll let someone else explain.
You see, JooJooFlop, a looong time ago, Deth was just sitting there, eating his 11:30 tamale like he always does, when BAM! He gets the idea for the perfect little girl! So he put in refried beans, cabbage, and a bobbly headed doll... and accidently dropped in the remains of his tamale! He was very sad. So thus... that... chick... Lyta.. lady was born! And then Lyta ate Morty's greasy head!
The End. ^_^
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Lazzay had this to say about John Romero:
the funnay
Tell us another story!
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When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent JooJooFlop said:
So Lyta is the otherwise perfect clone of refried beans, cabbage, a bobbly headed doll and a partially-eaten tamale except for the psychotic, murderous tendencies?
Only with claws, very SHARP claws..
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Except Mort (undead dingbat that he is) rejected her in favor of...uhm...Ferrel or Solstyce. Or someone. Anyway he rejected her in favor of someone else, which sent Lyta on a murderous rampage til she was driven off after almost disemboweling me.
Next time she came back pissy I was ready. Geeorn had a new eyeball that could probably have killed her then but he went out and macked on her instead...trying to get her guard off I guess. Anyway, they fought and Geeorn didn't get his shot in, but Lyta was tired and left.
Then she came back briefly when I first had Big Deth up and running but left again.
Just recently (like...days ago) she came back, got snippy, almost killed Palador's pet Vah Shir, and now she's gone again.
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kidding! kidding! oh man kloie's gonna hurt me...
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael Model 2000 was programmed to say:
No that's Kloie.
kidding! kidding! oh man kloie's gonna hurt me...
That makes, what, two daughters that want nothing more than to see you dead now?
Damn, that's downright biblical. I think.
Horsies are pretty?
*tilts her head and smiles*
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This insanity brought to you by Kloie:
UMMMM...Horsies are pretty?
*tilts her head and smiles*
Y'know, for someone with such a disturbing sigpic your lack of initiative in the flaying and disembowling of your father is dissapointing to say the least.
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JooJooFlop was listening to Cher while typing:
Y'know, for someone with such a disturbing sigpic your lack of initiative in the flaying and disembowling of your father is dissapointing to say the least.
IS THIS BETTER, YOUR MAJESTY!?! HUH!? YOU WANNA START SOMETHIN WITH ME!?!?
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Kloie had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
IS THIS BETTER, YOUR MAJESTY!?! HUH!? YOU WANNA START SOMETHIN WITH ME!?!?
Awww, I was just teasing.
Not that the sight of a small child praying to a naked Barbie doll is paticularly easing, mind you.
No no, no no no no, no. NO!
You go making another ANYTHING like that, and I will hurt you. Lyta is tragic enough, we don't need a second one.
And I'm not Palador's pet. I'm his henchman and leg breaker. If you try this though, I'll be breaking your legs on my own time.
It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.
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From the book of Star Collective, chapter 3, verse 16:
*hands Deth a spark of celestial essence* Put this in, then she can run around condemning people too
Yeah Deth! Make her a godmoder!
