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Topic: Ja'Deth, I have a task for you
Naota Nandaba
Don't ask me about any goddamned bannings!
posted 06-23-2002 12:44:36 PM
quote:
Sentow had this to say about Duck Tales:
"Magic Morphin' Furry Nymphos,"

ROFL!

Nothing amazing happens here.
Only the ordinary.
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-23-2002 03:22:41 PM
okayokayokay...

So we're talking a multi-tailed female fox humanoid with long legs, subservient slave mentality, unlimited sex drive, and magic powers that are useful but ultimately non-threatening. And she has to be killable.

Am I missing anything?

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Ferret
Poing! Poing!
posted 06-23-2002 03:27:51 PM
quote:
So quoth Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael:
okayokayokay...

So we're talking a multi-tailed female fox humanoid with long legs, subservient slave mentality, unlimited sex drive, and magic powers that are useful but ultimately non-threatening. And she has to be killable.

Am I missing anything?


Able to reproduce with Mort? Although the image of small, undead, armored, kitsunes hurts my head...

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-23-2002 03:34:09 PM
mmm...okay...that's one I'm willing to take a vote on. Upside of Mort reproducing is that we can tease and torment him about it. Plus Mortimer will have someone to play with. Downside is...Mort's reproducing and they're not nearly as cute as Mortimer.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 06-23-2002 03:39:24 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
mmm...okay...that's one I'm willing to take a vote on. Upside of Mort reproducing is that we can tease and torment him about it. Plus Mortimer will have someone to play with. Downside is...Mort's reproducing and they're not nearly as cute as Mortimer.

Armored, undead, "Kitsune's" sound kinda cool

Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-23-2002 03:46:21 PM
You mess up the house again this time and YOU'RE cleaning it

And don't get ideas about keeping this one for your own. You give her to Mort or I slice her head off.

*looks stern*

[ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-23-2002 05:04:29 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael got all f'ed up on Angel Dust and wrote:
You mess up the house again this time and YOU'RE cleaning it

And don't get ideas about keeping this one for your own. You give her to Mort or I slice her head off.

*looks stern*


I make them in my lab. The Hound getting out of the lab and running naked through the house wasn't my fault. Was that or ship him off to Jania or something...lord knows they have similar temperaments. And grooming habits.

And why would *I* keep it? I don't dig fuzzy fox women. *kisses Lyinar's cheek* I think it's cute when you get needlessly jealous.

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-23-2002 05:09:55 PM
You just remember that.

You don't like any sort of woman but redhead wood elf druids named Lyinar


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-23-2002 05:12:39 PM
Yes dear, I know dear. I even like Lyinars when they run around in wolf form.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-23-2002 05:14:59 PM
Aroooooooooooooooo


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-23-2002 05:48:43 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael had this to say about John Romero:
Yes dear, I know dear. I even like Lyinars when they run around in wolf form.

Whiiiiiiiiiiiiiped.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-23-2002 06:00:06 PM
So?

He likes it


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-23-2002 06:05:15 PM
Yep. I have a wife who loves me. Don' think everyone can say the same. So neener.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-23-2002 06:12:25 PM
My girl got killed before I could marry her.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-23-2002 06:21:07 PM
Take some of my genes and throw em in! Mort can have it crazy and kinky too! *offers an old sock*
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-23-2002 06:21:56 PM
want a clone?
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-23-2002 06:29:22 PM
Clones are never same. :/
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 06-23-2002 07:31:46 PM
we wiel creaet a graend army of kagramas toe combaet the incresing THRET of the SEPRATISTS
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 06-23-2002 07:42:35 PM
Lyinar won't let me have lots of clone tanks. Doesn't want my Palpatine Syndrome flaring up.
Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-23-2002 08:00:29 PM
With Kagrama, you'd only need about a dozen. Anything more would be overkill.
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Jalal d'Varr
Still a gnome!
posted 06-23-2002 08:03:40 PM
You could just clone a couple of Delid's. Any more would be downright dangerous to yourself.
Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 06-23-2002 08:07:09 PM
...On second thought, either make it sterile or able to heavily control it's reproduction. That way, Mort could bang all he wants and not have to worry about paternity suits or day care
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Lyinar Ka`Bael
Are you looking at my pine tree again?
posted 06-23-2002 08:11:03 PM
You cannot have a clone army.

You'd make me wear skimpy, slinky leather outfits (moreso than usual at least) and those thongs ride my ass and they're uncomfortable.

So no.

[ 06-23-2002: Message edited by: Lyinar Ka`Bael ]


Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin

Fizodeth
an unflattering title
posted 06-23-2002 08:13:18 PM
ya know.. I bet mort would like a bit of fire in his hot s3xx0rz...

*offers his old sock again*

Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-23-2002 08:14:12 PM
quote:
Lyinar Ka`Bael had this to say about Robocop:
You cannot have a clone army.

You'd make me wear skimpy, slinky leather outfits (moreso than usual at least) and those thongs ride my ass and they're uncomfortable.

So no.


Would you rather have Delid in a one?
I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

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Lord Avatar
Pancake
posted 06-23-2002 08:21:10 PM
I give any, and all, clones my seal of approval. I'm not biased.. really..
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 06-23-2002 10:50:52 PM
quote:
Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael's account was hax0red to write:
Pet...henchman...crony. Why a dragon needs someone to break legs for them is beyond me.

So says the guy with a gigantic golem version of himself on call. Same deal, only I'm not as likely to break through the floor if I need to go to the second story of an inn.

(Well, that and the fact that the Red Dragon he lairs with uses my warder's "cute factor" to pick up chicks. Cinder's at that age... At least it gets him out of the way.)

But, if you really want to do this...

*holds out a large silk bedsheet*

This is from a, shall we say, place of interesting recreation. It's been used, alot. It's sure to have picked up a spirit of sorts, a kame or morphic whatever it is. Start with that. DON'T start with raw powers this time, that's bad.

Also, keep it simple. Less chance of traits overlapping and covering each others weaknesses.

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 06-23-2002 10:57:41 PM
Kagrama gives Ja'Deth a few cloning tanks

DOE NOT WOERRYi broughet my owen!!!!1

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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