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The logic train ran off the tracks when Nwist said:
I'd want to die by either:
Having sex with a prostitute, or
Death by stealth ninja.
Sex with a prostitute? God, you have low standards. 
I won't die. I'm invincible.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
Bet you'll NEVER guess where that came from. 
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Waisztarroz had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
I won't die. I'm invincible.
Are you st00p1d?
Invincible != Immortal.
That just means you won't die, except for old age.
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So quoth Skaw:
Are you st00p1d?Invincible != Immortal.
That just means you won't die, except for old age.
I'm invicible to age's trick of slowly killing me.
Even it won't touch me.
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
"In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maidens mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty," he replied.
----- A Game of Thrones
George R. R. Martin
Although I'd like to just slowly pass away in post-coital bliss.
[ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]
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Mightion Defensor thought about the meaning of life:
That quote made sense until the bit about the girl kissing a chicken.
He has kept the chicken well as he has lived and he wants a young maiden to enjoy its tender flesh so it doesn't go to waste. [ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: Waisztarroz ]
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
-Waisztarroz, outcasted from the rest of society because of his personality, will resort to hanging out around the local daycare centers, insulting children. He will die when he meets one who is lethal with a rattle.
-Mightion will make the wrong pun, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. Sort of like how his ancestor, Mightiohito Toshigama at Hiroshima, was publically executed after the bombing upon saying these words: "Well, our plans certainly blew up, didn't they?"
-Illanae will likely die from a pleasure overload. Cats and a lot of meat will likely be involved.
-Skaw will grow to old age, then die because nobody can understand the language with which he wrote his medication perscriptions: "133t p1llz? WTF?"
-Anklebitur is future roadkill.
-Kennatsu will likely wonder himself to death.
-I have little to no idea who Auric is, so he shall die in anonymity.
-Solstyce will die a whiny, angst-filled death filled with bad poetry and a lot of goths. It'll be sad, but really annoying.
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Mr. Parcelan had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
-Waisztarroz, outcasted from the rest of society because of his personality, will resort to hanging out around the local daycare centers, insulting children. He will die when he meets one who is lethal with a rattle.
^^^
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
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This one time, at Mr. Parcelan camp:
You may ask how do you want to die, but I'll tell you how you WILL die.
-Kennatsu will likely wonder himself to death.
Nope... you'll most likely murder me, grab my femur, and use it to bash cookie crumbs off the 50" cookie I gave you...
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Auric had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
"Conn speaks truly," Gunthor said. "Your silver is ours. Your horses are ours. Your hauberk and your battleaxe and your knife at your belt, those are ours too. You have nothing to give us but your lives. How would you like to die Tyrion son of Tywin?""In my own bed, with a belly full of wine and a maidens mouth around my cock, at the age of eighty," he replied.
----- A Game of Thrones
George R. R. Martin
[ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: Caela ]
*laughs* Tyrion is an evil little bastard, but he gets all the good lines.
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D's fortune cookie read:
I'd like to die in a hail of gunfire, but I suppose in my sleep works too.
Me...I wanna go in a massive firey explosion...talk the military into letting me skydive by hugging a a large bomb.
My sleep works but if I die in my sleep id want to be creamated then have my ashes scattered in space. To hpefully explore that which I most likly never will.
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Mightion Defensor had this to say about Robocop:
"May you live a thousand years,
And me, a thousand less a day,
So that I may never know,
That you passed away."Bet you'll NEVER guess where that came from.
winnie the pooh
Seriously now, I want to die at the age of 105, and rather than a nice suit, I want to be barried in a speedo. and I want an eltric coffin so when people come up to say how good a man I was, my hand will shoot up and a recording of me will say "Hey now, I'm not dead! Your crazy as a loon" or something along that line. Or, I want my body stuck inside a red wood tree. and I want a professional to come and carve a picture of me into the tree.
Seriously.
However, I do not want to die, so I will live as long as I possibly can.
Preferably, when talking to someone, so they'll get traumatized. Sometimes, I am so ev-
*...Thud.*
And now, for something completely different... A man with three heads and eight pairs of buttocks! [ 03-29-2002: Message edited by: Ruvyen Warblade ]
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I'm invincible.
In bed, peacefully, is a distant second.
If I could choose, I would die in my sleep or instantly in an accident.
My Greatgrandfather died while in conversation with someone. Yep, in the middle of a sentance on his friends front porch. He was 82.
That's how I want to go!
Ozius
