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The logic train ran off the tracks when Mr. Parcelan said:
You may ask how do you want to die, but I'll tell you how you WILL die.-Waisztarroz, outcasted from the rest of society because of his personality, will resort to hanging out around the local daycare centers, insulting children. He will die when he meets one who is lethal with a rattle.
-Mightion will make the wrong pun, at the wrong place, at the wrong time. Sort of like how his ancestor, Mightiohito Toshigama at Hiroshima, was publically executed after the bombing upon saying these words: "Well, our plans certainly blew up, didn't they?"
-Illanae will likely die from a pleasure overload. Cats and a lot of meat will likely be involved.
-Skaw will grow to old age, then die because nobody can understand the language with which he wrote his medication perscriptions: "133t p1llz? WTF?"
-Anklebitur is future roadkill.
-Kennatsu will likely wonder himself to death.
-I have little to no idea who Auric is, so he shall die in anonymity.
-Solstyce will die a whiny, angst-filled death filled with bad poetry and a lot of goths. It'll be sad, but really annoying.
more parce, more!!
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Mr. Parcelan obviously shouldn't have said:
Now, Arttemis, when you say you want to die like that, do you mean you want to die in combat, or you want to die when you're an old geezer shooting at pigeons from your porch?
The old geezer thing would be a hell of a lot of fun, but I'll go for the in combat.
Dying for something I believe in has always been one of my main.... I don't know, my mind just went poopy and I can't think of the word.
That would be keen.
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How would you like to die?
Of old age! but i wouldn't mind a suspended sentence.