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Topic: I'm placing a 10,000pp bounty...
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-25-2002 09:10:39 PM
... on Katrinity's panties. They must've been previously worn, and don't try to cheat me... I know the scent of kitsunes.

Good hunting.

Blindy
Roll for initiative, Monkey Boy!
posted 03-25-2002 09:11:19 PM
^^^^
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
... on Katrinity's panties. They must've been previously worn, and don't try to cheat me... I know the scent of kitsunes.

Good hunting.


On a plane ride, the more it shakes,
The more I have to let go.
Maradon!
posted 03-25-2002 09:13:26 PM
This is horrible!! .....

hm......10,000pp eh?

Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 03-25-2002 09:14:47 PM
Show me the plat first!
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-25-2002 09:16:00 PM
<whistles and pulls down the bounty signs as she drags a clubbed Mort behind her> Anyone even think about it and I'll devour their souls with some red wine...kapesh?
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-25-2002 09:17:44 PM
But they're so lacy and light.. and they smell like kitsune fur..

Plus they have insane AC, and I want to wear them in my head slot.

Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-25-2002 09:20:00 PM
You need the Helm of Swirlies Mort...keeps you with that minty urinal cake freshiness all day long... :P
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-25-2002 09:21:44 PM
That's not lace, that's just all the tail holes a kitsune needs.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 03-25-2002 09:22:14 PM
Put fruity refrigerator magnets all over him when he sleeps, and take a picture. Send to all the denizens of the underworld.

Repeat as necessary.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-25-2002 09:32:18 PM
Oh forget it, I forgot it's nigh impossible to post a proper UIG link here.

[ 03-25-2002: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-25-2002 09:33:09 PM
I'm a dummy.

[ 03-25-2002: Message edited by: JooJooFlop ]

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-25-2002 09:37:09 PM
Funny Joo....<devours his magnetic soul!> RAWR!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-25-2002 10:04:30 PM
*Ruvyen snaps his fingers, and they appear in his hand. Then, he snaps his fingers again, and laughs as he disappears.

What no one sees, is the Elven wizard hanging just below the ceiling...*

Azizza
VANDERSHANKED
posted 03-25-2002 10:49:03 PM
Tell you what mort. Get a pair of your sisters and I will steal a pair of Kat's then we trade strait up.
"Pacifism is a privilege of the protected"
Squire Twitch
Pancake
posted 03-26-2002 12:43:16 AM
Ya know, Azz... thats just wrong...

Funny, yes... but still wrong.

My parents just came back from a planet where the dominant lifeform had no bilateral symmetry, and all I got was this stupid F-Shirt
Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 03-26-2002 12:52:07 AM
Why would you want Cassandra's panties?

Ewuh.

You smell that? Do you smell that? ...Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory.
Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 03-26-2002 12:55:50 AM
Oh very well.

*pet steals the panties and returns them* Wheres my money? *hides in a safe place*

-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 03-26-2002 12:56:35 AM
Sure come right over to devour my soul....I'll devour yours.

[ 03-26-2002: Message edited by: Nammy the Namtar ]

-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 03-26-2002 04:29:22 AM
O_o

god dammit. I did NOT need the visual of Mort wearing panties over his bucket at 7 am..

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 03-26-2002 04:52:42 AM
That doesnt sound right....
-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
Drysart
Pancake
posted 03-26-2002 05:53:00 AM
10,000pp hmm?

*starts setting down a trail of cookies leading around the room and out into the hallway*

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-26-2002 06:28:54 AM
quote:
Azizza Wrote:
Tell you what mort. Get a pair of your sisters and I will steal a pair of Kat's then we trade strait up.

.......

o_0

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-26-2002 06:30:51 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about the Spice Girls:
.......

o_0


Yay! Now you can, in some small way, associate Kat's undies with your sisters!

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-26-2002 06:32:11 AM
quote:
JooJooFlop had this to say about (_|_):
Yay! Now you can, in some small way, associate Kat's undies with your sisters!

Nonononononono....

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-26-2002 06:35:19 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about Duck Tales:
Nonononononono....

Hey, for all you know the ones Kat is wearing could be borrowed from your sister.

Do women ever share underwear? I dunno.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-26-2002 06:37:45 AM
quote:
A sleep deprived JooJooFlop stammered:
Hey, for all you know the ones Kat is wearing could be borrowed from your sister.

You're a sick, sick, man.

JooJooFlop
Hungry Hungry Hippo
posted 03-26-2002 06:39:53 AM
quote:
Mortious had this to say about the Spice Girls:
You're a sick, sick, man.

Sorry, NyQuil's kicked in about 20min ago. I've gone a bit paculiar to tell you the truth.

I don't know how to be sexy. If I catch a girl looking at me and our eyes lock, I panic and open mine wider. Then I lick my lips and rub my genitals. And mouth the words "You're dead."
Kaglaaz How'ler
Pancake
posted 03-26-2002 06:58:50 AM
quote:
Azizza had this to say about Duck Tales:
Tell you what mort. Get a pair of your sisters and I will steal a pair of Kat's then we trade strait up.


Dammit. You beat me to it.

And I give this thread a 5!!

http://www.bloodfin.net
Mightion Defensor
posted 03-26-2002 08:15:57 AM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde painfully thought these words up:
O_o

god dammit. I did NOT need the visual of Mort wearing panties over his bucket at 7 am..


Uh... are you implying there'd be a more appropriate time?

* steps away from the Wolfman

Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 03-26-2002 08:51:24 AM
quote:
This insanity brought to you by Katrinity:
<whistles and pulls down the bounty signs as she drags a clubbed Mort behind her> Anyone even think about it and I'll devour their souls with some red wine...kapesh?


Distracts Kit with his tasty Soul, Swipes her panties and runs giggling like a school girl!

TRAIN!!! ANGRY WOMAN TO ZONE!!

Cassandra
Pancake
posted 03-26-2002 10:14:25 AM
(opens her muzzle to speak, then shuts it)

(just blinks)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 03-26-2002 10:20:06 AM
Some people talk from their muzzle, other fire from it. What a small world.

And I completely understand where Mort is coming from, I have an entire collection of Japanese School Girl underwear, which, believe it or not, were actually sold in vending machines a long time ago in Japan, of course they were all used before being sold.

*waves a bunch of panties around, one with a 'Hello Kitty' design on it*

And to explain this one....I swear I'm not a pedaphilia...*runs*

Ozius

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 03-26-2002 11:21:11 AM
quote:
Ozimander J. Griswald stopped staring at Deedlit long enough to write:
I have an entire collection of Japanese School Girl underwear, which, believe it or not, were actually sold in vending machines a long time ago in Japan, of course they were all used before being sold.

o_O

O_o

Uhhhh....

What an odd thing to sell from a vending machine.

*walks away*

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-26-2002 11:27:49 AM
I rate this thread: Horseshit.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-26-2002 11:44:20 AM
*shakes her head*
"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Mightion Defensor
posted 03-26-2002 11:47:00 AM
.....

.....

.....

.....

A VENDING MACHINE?

.....

.....

Aces. We're worried about the fall of WESTERN civilization?

Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 03-26-2002 12:05:51 PM
People in Japan seriously need to get out more...or loosen up. Too repressed. *coughcough*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
Ferrel
Fippy's VP
posted 03-26-2002 01:11:08 PM
Summons her gnoll guards to protect the Vault of Panties.

None shall pass!

Ferrel!
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 03-26-2002 01:18:36 PM
I'm not sure which is more frightening.

Mort's original post.

Or Azizza's "contributon" to the thread.

Skaw
posted 03-26-2002 01:19:06 PM
You can, or could, get just about anything you need from a vending machine in Japan, except for the obvious house.

quote:
This one time, at Ferrel camp:
Summons her gnoll guards to protect the Vault of Panties.

None shall pass!


Ofcourse, if we're talking EQized gnolls, the highest one is, what? level 40? He'd be such a terrible guard.

[ 03-26-2002: Message edited by: Skaw ]

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