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Ryuujin
posted 03-26-2002 01:26:19 PM
uses sneak to get past the gnoll guards and upon entering the Vault of Panties, jumps in and has a field day
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Palou
Lounge Lizard
posted 03-26-2002 01:40:41 PM
*steals Ryuujin's Loincloth*

Close enough

Palou Sabaco
The Sexiest Lizard in Kelethin!
[Povar]
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Falaanla Marr
I AM HOT CHIX
posted 03-26-2002 02:03:03 PM
quote:
Skaw had this to say about John Romero:
You can, or could, get just about anything you need from a vending machine in Japan, except for the obvious house.

Ofcourse, if we're talking EQized gnolls, the highest one is, what? level 40? He'd be such a terrible guard.

That would be mr Ishva Mal, but he is a mean gnoll, and Ferrel doesnt like mean gnolls, she told me so when i killed the bad ones.

Ferrel's guards are GOOD gnolls, and are uber powerful.

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Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 03-26-2002 02:05:20 PM
So Ferrel's gnolls are, what, Fippy Darkpaw and the Darkpaw Clan?

And these guys are supposed to keep the panty vault safe? I'm surprised Fippy hasn't tried to reclaim the Panty Vault in the name of Clan Darkpaw yet.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 03-26-2002 04:07:04 PM
<hangs up a sign> Ok, the line starts here for people trying to steal my panties...just say your goodbyes, get in line, and let me devour your immortal souls!!!! RAWR!
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Ja'Deth Issar Ka'bael
I posted in a title changing thread.
posted 03-26-2002 04:56:46 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Twink had this to say about the Spice Girls:
So Ferrel's gnolls are, what, Fippy Darkpaw and the Darkpaw Clan?

And these guys are supposed to keep the panty vault safe? I'm surprised Fippy hasn't tried to reclaim the Panty Vault in the name of Clan Darkpaw yet.

bah you ass! you made me drop my sandwich!

laughed my ass off, Artt

Lyinar's sweetie and don't you forget it!*
"All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die. -Roy Batty
*Also Lyinar's attack panda

sigpic courtesy of This Guy, original modified by me

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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-26-2002 05:43:54 PM
quote:
How.... Arttemis the Twink.... uughhhhhh:
So Ferrel's gnolls are, what, Fippy Darkpaw and the Darkpaw Clan?

And these guys are supposed to keep the panty vault safe? I'm surprised Fippy hasn't tried to reclaim the Panty Vault in the name of Clan Darkpaw yet.

Nah, they're those Gnolls from Velious. Icepaw or whatever. These guys are cool.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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Skaw
posted 03-26-2002 07:03:04 PM
quote:
When the babel fish was in place, it was apparent Arttemis the Twink said:
So Ferrel's gnolls are, what, Fippy Darkpaw and the Darkpaw Clan?

And these guys are supposed to keep the panty vault safe? I'm surprised Fippy hasn't tried to reclaim the Panty Vault in the name of Clan Darkpaw yet.

?

quote:
Check out the big brain on Katrinity!
<hangs up a sign> Ok, the line starts here for people trying to steal my panties...just say your goodbyes, get in line, and let me devour your immortal souls!!!! RAWR!

What about me? I won't steal cookies again. I promise!

[ 03-26-2002: Message edited by: Skaw ]

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Ryuujin
posted 03-26-2002 07:50:01 PM
quote:
Palou had this to say about dark elf butts:
*steals Ryuujin's Loincloth*

Close enough


Eep!

hides himself

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 03-26-2002 08:02:26 PM
...just had a really odd mental image of Ryu swimming around in the Vault of Panties like Scrooge McDuck in his own vault of money...
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 03-26-2002 08:13:43 PM
Ferrel's gnolls have gotta be the icepaw gnolls. They're the only ones that ain't scowling to Khuden, and khuden = totally good. Khuden is so good, he's working on faction to be accepted ANYWHERE in norrath (Any city, at least. He's nearly got the cabilis faction down, he can walk around anyone except necro/sk types. Monks, merchants, guards, and shamans, don't mind him at all. He just needs about 4000 more bone chips and to kill 2000 or so iksar exiles).
Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis
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Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-26-2002 08:57:50 PM
*Reappears, still holding the panties!*

You know, you guys are too-

*Disappears again, before he can finish. Damn temporary teleportation spells.*

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Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 03-26-2002 09:10:54 PM
*points at Ferrel's gnoll guards* NOw you guys better move...I don't wanna vape any gnolls if I don't gotta.
-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
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Nammy the Namtar
My sig text is approved by Maradon!
posted 03-26-2002 09:12:07 PM
Ok Kat...lets work soemthing out...mutual soul devour deal....
-Mages are as far beyond necros as Trakanon is beyond a moss snake.
-One Shungokusatsu and its game over.
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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 03-26-2002 09:14:06 PM
Another question, on her panties, would there be individual holes for her tails, or one open slot for all of them to poke out?
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 03-26-2002 09:26:38 PM
Well, about what I said, that stopped a few years ago, don't know how long ago though. It no longer can be bought via vending machines but online is a diffrent story.

I said it once and I'll say it again: I am the pr0n king.

Ozius

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Azrael Heavenblade
Damn Dirty Godmoder
posted 03-26-2002 09:28:57 PM
Share da wealth then! *Is drug away by Lsanna, and loud cracking noises come from behind his computer screen, followed by a 'I'll never do it again!' scream*
"The basic tool for manipulation of reality is the manipulation of words. If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use them." - Philip K. Dick
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Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-26-2002 11:41:08 PM
quote:
Azrael/Cthon had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Another question, on her panties, would there be individual holes for her tails, or one open slot for all of them to poke out?

They come in both styles. There's also a kind with one big hole, and elastic straps that can be strung between the tails so that it doesn't feel like a big hole, but easily fits any number of tails.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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