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Topic: This place is scary..
Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 06:47:03 PM
Love the comics though, very humorous.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-11-2002 06:48:09 PM
quote:
Zergling had this to say about Punky Brewster:
This place is scary.

You have no idea, grasshopper.

You have no idea.

Maradon!
posted 03-11-2002 06:48:40 PM
It's a zergling!

Kill the marine! Kill him!!

Tristan
Vidi, vici, veni.
Nae's Stooge
posted 03-11-2002 06:49:51 PM
Welcome!

Two rules:

1. No godmodding.

2. oldsch00lers are better then n00bs is every way shape and from. I miss the days when that was true.....

Veni, vidi, vici
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-11-2002 06:50:03 PM
Welcome!

Have some pie.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-11-2002 06:50:29 PM
"I killed his entire army with one zergling!"
"You @$$, he was allied with us!"
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-11-2002 06:50:38 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Bloodsage was all like:
Welcome!

Have some pie.


Drysart ate the last

Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 06:50:46 PM
::burrows::
Waisztarroz
I love democracy
posted 03-11-2002 06:51:25 PM
quote:
Zergling had this to say about Cuba:
::burrows::

*Nuclear launch detected*

Yes, that's right, hot live sex!
There's a raptor behind you.
Resident grammar whore.
Warning, flames imminent!
Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 06:52:54 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about (_|_):
Welcome!

Have some pie.


Mmmmm..Pie...

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-11-2002 06:53:57 PM
(*Wonders why Waisztarroz nuked his own base to hit one measley zergling...*)
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-11-2002 06:54:05 PM
*Before the 'nuke' was launched, Ruvyen secretly replaced the real one with a giant metal dildo.*
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 03-11-2002 06:54:45 PM
I think I like this one.
I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-11-2002 06:55:19 PM
quote:
We were all impressed when Zergling wrote:
::burrows::

An omnious research center hums by, happily detecting the zergling.

Suddenly though, it realizes it's a big, weak, costly and pointless thing, and crashes out of the sky in sadness.

[ 03-11-2002: Message edited by: Za'Yth ]

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 03-11-2002 06:55:21 PM
Protect the newbie!
Starts running toward the red light...
Wait... the nuclear strikes hit an area, and everything in that area.
Walks away whistling...
Your ass or both ours. My shiny ass hasn't seen enough yet.
Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 06:56:22 PM
quote:
Ford Prefect wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
(*Wonders why Waisztarroz nuked his own base to hit one measley zergling...*)


::chases after Ford::

Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 06:57:19 PM
::stops::

How..How..

How do you people reply so fast?!?!

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-11-2002 06:58:02 PM
quote:
Zergling wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
::stops::

How..How..

How do you people reply so fast?!?!


We are in fact, board bots.

Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 03-11-2002 06:58:30 PM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about Robocop:
An omnious research center hums by, happily detecting the zergling.

Suddenly though, it realizes it's a big weak, costly and pointless thing, and crashes out of the sky in sadness.



OMG.

I choked on my Mountain Dew. NOSTRIL BURN.

DAMN YOU, IMP!!

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-11-2002 06:58:31 PM
Most of us have been doing this for years.
"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 03-11-2002 06:59:02 PM
quote:
Za'Yth wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
We are in fact, board bots.

I prefer calling myself a script.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-11-2002 06:59:02 PM
hi i lik u

come 2 my webpage.

hi i lik u

hehehe

hi i like u

come 2 my webpage


Convinced yet? It's all a big bot thing, which Drysart keeps around to entertain himself.

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-11-2002 07:00:34 PM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about (_|_):
An omnious research center hums by, happily detecting the zergling.

Suddenly though, it realizes it's a big weak, costly and pointless thing, and crashes out of the sky in sadness.


WE APOLOGIZE FOR THE INCONVENIENCE
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 03-11-2002 07:01:05 PM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about Tron:
Convinced yet? It's all a big bot thing, which Drysart keeps around to entertain himself.

Drysart made all this other cool stuff. How hard would it be for him to make us?

Pretty hard. But still, the fearless leader is pretty good.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-11-2002 07:02:04 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Zergling was all like:
::stops::

How..How..

How do you people reply so fast?!?!



Oddly enough, someone asked me that the very first day EQ went live. Thought Starcrusher was a 'bot, because I replied too fast.

Just think of us as sex programs awaiting an inviting interface . . .

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:02:20 PM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
hi i lik u

come 2 my webpage.

hi i lik u

hehehe

hi i like u

come 2 my webpage


Convinced yet? It's all a big bot thing, which Drysart keeps around to entertain himself.


/boggle

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-11-2002 07:04:02 PM
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Addy
posted 03-11-2002 07:04:05 PM
hi i lik u
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 03-11-2002 07:05:17 PM
You forgot the "c" in lik.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Il Buono
You see, in this world there's two kinds of people, my friend.
posted 03-11-2002 07:06:03 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
You forgot the "c" in lik.

plz. yse plz. plz? plzpl! kthx~

"Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig."
Addy
posted 03-11-2002 07:07:17 PM
die plz k thx~~~ OMG~~~
Sassy :D
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:08:57 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
You forgot the "c" in lik.
No she didn't, I was borrowing it
roleplay character ^_^
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-11-2002 07:10:28 PM
quote:
Check out the big brain on Adrecia!
die plz k thx~~~ OMG~~~

But I luv u!111 babey u mak me h0t!1

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:10:41 PM
MmmmMMmmm.. Fresh meat for the Koosh Army to feast upon!
Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:10:59 PM
Too much information.. ::explodes::
Zaile Ghostmaker
You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.
posted 03-11-2002 07:12:19 PM
quote:
Reiana Ajari wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
No she didn't, I was borrowing it

Hey, didn't I see you in Hollowshade the other day, hunting rockhoppers? Or was it someone else?

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:12:37 PM
It was weak, it shall not be missed.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-11-2002 07:13:21 PM
quote:
Zergling had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Too much information.. ::explodes::

come 2 my webpage

Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:13:40 PM
quote:
Koosh Man had this to say about Duck Tales:
It was weak, it shall not be missed.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-11-2002 07:14:16 PM
quote:
Koosh Man had this to say about Duck Tales:
It was weak, it shall not be missed.

A-ha. My nemesis steps out.

Take off the hat, Koosh boy. I challenge you to checkers.

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