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Topic: This place is scary..
Soldar
I'll take two of anything, please. To go.
posted 03-11-2002 07:15:17 PM
quote:
Koosh Man had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
It was weak, it shall not be missed.

The overmind will breed 2 more in it's place.

Our only hope of survival is to kill each and every one. Then kill each one of the next wave. And the next. And the next.

We don't exactly know what to plan for after that.

Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 03-11-2002 07:16:13 PM
Azakias sniffs, eyes glowing oddly, a bit insanely.

I havent hazed a newbie in a long time... Can I have this one? Please? PLEASE!?

"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
Sassy :D
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:16:13 PM
quote:
Zaile had this to say about dark elf butts:
Hey, didn't I see you in Hollowshade the other day, hunting rockhoppers? Or was it someone else?
That all depends... if you're a rockhopper, then yes I was
roleplay character ^_^
Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:16:25 PM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about the Spice Girls:
come 2 my webpage

hi i lik u

::Feel's like it's getting the hang of this.::

Koosh Man
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:16:32 PM
quote:
Za'Yth thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
Take off the hat, Koosh boy. I challenge you to checkers.

Checkers? What do I look like, some old man in Central Park?

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 03-11-2002 07:17:18 PM
quote:
Koosh Man stumbled drunkenly to the keyboard and typed:
Checkers? What do I look like, some old man in Central Park?
Yes.
Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-11-2002 07:19:49 PM
quote:
Koosh Man wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
Checkers? What do I look like, some old man in Central Park?

Tic-tac-toe?

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-11-2002 07:20:15 PM
HOW TO WIN AT CHECKERS

1: Use forearm to brush opponent's pieces off board.

2: Place one (1) of your pieces at their end of the board.

3: Declare victory.

4: If opponent gets angry, punch opponent in face, then redeclare victory.

[ 03-11-2002: Message edited by: Ruvyen Warblade ]

Maradon!
posted 03-11-2002 07:20:25 PM
quote:
Ford Prefect had this to say about Duck Tales:
Yes.

A great deal.

Addy
posted 03-11-2002 07:21:37 PM
I beat Koosh Man up with a muffin.

WHOA.

Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:22:26 PM
KOOSH!

::Grabs the koosh toy in it's mouth and runs around in circles::

::Passes out:

Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-11-2002 07:23:41 PM
I WIN!
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 03-11-2002 07:25:27 PM
HI HELLO GREETINGS WELCOEM YO!!!!!111
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:25:39 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
I WIN!

*Kicks Ruvyen in the shin*
wait was that a punch or a kick to win.... oh well.

(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-11-2002 07:28:00 PM
quote:
McRo wrote this then went back to looking for porn:
*Kicks Ruvyen in the shin*
wait was that a punch or a kick to win.... oh well.

It was a punch. To the face, to be exact.

*Punches McRo in the face, with a gauntleted fist, which contains two rolls of pennies. Ouch.*

I WIN!

Talonus
Loner
posted 03-11-2002 07:28:44 PM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about Captain Planet:
We are in fact, board bots.

What's sad is much of the EC population used to think I was some sort of bot programmed by Drysart because of how I greeted *everyoned* so quickly in IRC. So I guess that means I'm the grandfather of you little bots! Mwahahahaha!

Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:30:04 PM
quote:
Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Pirotess:
It was a punch. To the face, to be exact.

*Punches McRo in the face, with a gauntleted fist, which contains two rolls of pennies. Ouch.*

I WIN!


Im sorry to do this but it must be done *Jams a pawn in Ruvyens eye and runs off*
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
Ruvie's Alt
Haven't you always wanted a monkey?
posted 03-11-2002 07:32:13 PM
quote:
McRo thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
[QUOTE]Ruvyen Warblade had this to say about Pirotess:
[qb]It was a punch. To the face, to be exact.

*Punches McRo in the face, with a gauntleted fist, which contains two rolls of pennies. Ouch.*

I WIN!


Im sorry to do this but it must be done *Jams a pawn in Ruvyens eye and runs off*[/QB][/QUOTE]

And now, class, for your next lesson: The sucker shot with the pawn to the eye.

Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 03-11-2002 07:34:08 PM
asl

r u a h0tt guy

if ur a h0tt guy type 222333444555666777888999000

im me plz

o i play neopets cn i have np n gud stuff plz plz plz plz plzzzzzzz

thx haha losr

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:35:49 PM
222333444555666777888999000
.... what?
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
Akiraiu Zenko
Is actually a giddy schoolgirl
posted 03-11-2002 07:37:08 PM
Zerglings taste like prawn.
The artist formerly known as Zephyer Kyuukaze.
Zaza
I don't give a damn.
posted 03-11-2002 07:39:53 PM
010001001000100101010

We... are the robots, do do do do.
We... are the robots, do do do do.

Synjari
Warrior Princess
Cookie Seraphim!
posted 03-11-2002 07:41:06 PM
quote:
Za'Yth had this to say about Duck Tales:
010001001000100101010

We... are the robots, do do do do.
We... are the robots, do do do do.


*grins, bites ZaBot and scampers off*

"Villiany wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue." - "Sleepy Hollow"
Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:44:14 PM
I just got the sudden urge to eat a pancake..
Addy
posted 03-11-2002 07:44:48 PM
What about muffins? Do you like muffins?
Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:49:45 PM
quote:
Adrecia wrote, obviously thinking too hard:
What about muffins? Do you like muffins?

WHAT KIND OF MUFFINS?????????????????!!!!

Addy
posted 03-11-2002 07:50:33 PM
BLUEBERRY!!!! Chocolate chip too. But blueberry > all!
Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 07:52:58 PM
quote:
Adrecia had this to say about Robocop:
BLUEBERRY!!!!


YES!

Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 03-11-2002 08:06:32 PM
Mortious slams the 2x4 of old-skooling (TM) onto the Zergling's head.

Feed me.

Feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Gydyon
Yes, I am a lawyer. No you can't sue them for that. Shut up, or I'll have your legs broken.
posted 03-11-2002 08:12:57 PM
WELCOME LITTLE ZERGLING
Gydyon
Evercrest Lawyer

Thinking about your posts
(and billing you for it) since 2001

Darius!
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 08:18:23 PM
Zerg > All.
Admiral Darndo
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 08:20:03 PM
hi...
Lurker>all
(Crap.I used the humans language again.) -monkey
Chalesm
There is no innuendo in this title.
posted 03-11-2002 08:28:20 PM
Hello. Welcome to Evercrest.

I think you've already got a good idea of the normal level of insanity around here. Enjoy your stay.

In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Douglas Adams, 1952-2001

Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 08:28:52 PM
I always enjoy dropping 8+ish lurkers via overlord next to Terran occupied mining areas, 99% of the time they have no detection, while the command center can fly away,the scvs can't.

By the time my opponent realized what has happened, his/her's scvs are mostly gone.

Zergling
Pancake
posted 03-11-2002 08:53:12 PM
Your skill in killing threads has increased! (2)
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 03-11-2002 08:54:48 PM
The Flying Zebra
Sexist
posted 03-11-2002 09:06:11 PM
Give me all of your stuff, NOW!
leckzilla!
Squeak!
posted 03-12-2002 05:06:01 AM
I think he might just get along fine here...
ZaÂ’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 03-12-2002 07:36:47 AM
i always prefered mass numbers of hydras
"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Canadian Mountee
Rumble Pak+FMV Sequence=FUN!
posted 03-12-2002 07:53:01 AM
Mass Guardians > You > Zergling boy.


omg, hi ur liek nt col, so culd u plz lve///

THX

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