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Topic: The Drysart play-by-play..
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-04-2002 12:37:22 PM
The elf has left the building! Just got off the phone with Drysart, He says Hi, and to bahave.. *grins*

He's on the road! Vrooooooooooom! Stay tuned for more at 11!

Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 01-04-2002 12:42:52 PM
He is at the 30.. the 20... the 10... OH MY GOD! He has just been tackled by some female fan at the goalline. She seems to be.... DEAR LORD! TOUCHDOWN!
Ryuujin
posted 01-04-2002 12:47:33 PM
Mightion Defensor
posted 01-04-2002 12:50:21 PM
quote:
Pesco had this to say about Duck Tales:
He is at the 30.. the 20... the 10... OH MY GOD! He has just been tackled by some female fan at the goalline. She seems to be.... DEAR LORD! TOUCHDOWN!

Now, will he kick the extra point of go for two?

That female fan really should have worn padding, venturing out onto a football field like that...

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-04-2002 01:05:14 PM
quote:
Pesco had this to say about Cuba:
He is at the 30.. the 20... the 10... OH MY GOD! He has just been tackled by some female fan at the goalline. She seems to be.... DEAR LORD! TOUCHDOWN!

*LAUGHS* He's always scoring with someone. I think the ref should give him a penalty for that victory dance.. Lord knows the whole cheerleading squad is in for it...

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-04-2002 01:12:44 PM
I'm still kinda out here in left field....

to steal a quote from EC... 'wtf?'

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 01-04-2002 01:14:26 PM
Pesco tosses a flag on the field and blows a whistle.

Unneccisary Roughness on the Offense, 10 yard penalty, Second Down.

Pesco waits and tosses another flag on the field and blows a whistle.

Delay of Game on the Offense....

Trillee
I <3 My Deviant
posted 01-04-2002 01:59:07 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about pies:
I'm still kinda out here in left field....

to steal a quote from EC... 'wtf?'



Drysart's moven back to Mishlingan =P

so he's driven

Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 01-04-2002 02:07:03 PM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Aanile was all like:

Drysart's moven back to Mishlingan =P

so he's driven


WOOHOO!!!


PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-04-2002 04:12:59 PM
quote:
Aanile had this to say about Optimus Prime:

Drysart's moven back to Mishlingan =P

so he's driven


Well.... Considering he's comming from Cali, this is a step up I guess.....

Ick... California... eww.

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
ArchAngel
Not a girl, never will be, no matter how much you may hear differently
posted 01-04-2002 05:39:15 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Tron:
Well.... Considering he's comming from Cali, this is a step up I guess.....

Ick... California... eww.


Hey, I live in Cali and like it.

"What power would hell have if those imprisoned there could not dream of heaven?" -Dream, Sandman
"When the first living thing existed, I was there waiting. When the last living thing dies, my job will be finished. I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me as I leave." -Death, Sandman
"Things need not have happened to be true. Tales and dreams are the shadow truths that will endure when mere facts are dust and ashes, and forgot." Dream, Sandman
Full sigpic image
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 01-04-2002 05:53:11 PM
Isn't he originally from Michigan, he moved to Cali to work on Fallen Age right?
Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 01-04-2002 06:13:32 PM
quote:
KaLourin DthBlayde had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
Isn't he originally from Michigan, he moved to Cali to work on Fallen Age right?
That is correct.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 06:17:40 PM
I used to live in Michigan.

Near Hell.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Za’afiel
Coolest Hamster Pimp Ever!
posted 01-04-2002 07:28:06 PM
quote:
Bloodsage had this to say about Pirotess:
I used to live in Michigan.

Near Hell.


i want to go to Hell, Michigan.

"Consistancy is the hobgoblin of little minds."
-Ralph Waldo Emerson
Tegadil
Queen of the Smoofs
posted 01-04-2002 09:02:18 PM
Hell is ok, I guess. I went there with my brother once...at least I can say I've been to hell and back.
Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-04-2002 09:05:23 PM
Two friends and I did a road-trip to Hell when we graduated High School (in Arkansas). Having this conversation with nearly every one of my teachers was one of the highlights of my senior year:

Teacher: So, what do you plan to do after you graduate?

Me: I'm going to Hell.

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 01-04-2002 09:21:26 PM
quote:
Aanile had this to say about (_|_):

Drysart's moven back to Mishlingan =P

so he's driven


Mishilingus?

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-04-2002 10:26:17 PM
UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!!

After a slight delay in take off after stopping at a Jiffy-Lube for upgrades to the spacecraft, The elfship has landed somewhere near Flagstaff Arizona where they are heard to have flags.. and staffs! Insane!

Sources say he was spotted hovering around the Grand Canyon pushing innocent non-(_|_)’s into the giant crater. He was chased off by authorities shouting, "I COULD BAN YOU ALL!"

After a top-secret transmission with the fugitive he mentioned something about French maids, sex in the snow and candy. Typical.

Stay tuned for more zany hijinks and crazy attempts at cheep jokes.

Signing off... I'm..

looks about confused Who am I again? Oh! Yah.. Cute girl, reporting for Channel Drysart news.

[ 01-04-2002: Message edited by: Peachis ]

Kameks
BANNED
posted 01-04-2002 10:31:09 PM
Ok first everyone pretend Peachis still has her christmas sig pic so this will be funny


So peachis is Drysart gonna get to open his present when he gets home

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-04-2002 10:36:19 PM
quote:
Kameks had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
So peachis is Drysart gonna get to open his present when he gets home

He already opened it, Duh. *big grin* Many.. many times.. *fans self*

Kameks
BANNED
posted 01-04-2002 10:37:39 PM
quote:
Peachis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
He already opened it, Duh. *big grin* Many.. many times.. *fans self*

**Has a mental picture of naked Peachis and smiles. Has a mental image of naked Drysart and his head promptly caves in on itself**

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-04-2002 10:44:49 PM
Piper, Leassa, and Drysart now live a few hours from me
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Kameks
BANNED
posted 01-04-2002 10:45:56 PM
quote:
De lid g am ond had this to say about Captain Planet:
Piper, Leassa, and Drysart now live a few hours from me

Cool so now 3 people can tell you to get the hell away from them

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-04-2002 10:47:54 PM
quote:
Peachis thought this was the Ricky Martin Fan Club Forum and wrote:
He already opened it, Duh. *big grin* Many.. many times.. *fans self*

heheheheh

First thought that ran through my mind (at Mach 4) when I read this was:

Does Drys smoke afterwards?

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
-----------------------------------
"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Kameks
BANNED
posted 01-04-2002 10:49:36 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Duck Tales:
heheheheh

First thought that ran through my mind (at Mach 4) when I read this was:

Does Drys smoke afterwards?


I hope not i mean jeez you know how fast he would have to be going to make himself smoke and lets not forget about the horrable burns he would get to i mean OUCH!

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-04-2002 10:51:53 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator impressed everyone with:

Does Drys smoke afterwards?

Only when on fire.

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-05-2002 10:42:38 AM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Captain Planet:
Only when on fire.

Hrm.... roasted High Elf..... sounds tasty.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
-----------------------------------
"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
-----------------------------------
That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Kameks
BANNED
posted 01-05-2002 10:45:59 AM
Well Peachis i hope you guys use protection then

People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-06-2002 12:00:58 AM
BWEEEEEEEEEEP BWEEEEEEEEEP BWEEEEEEP!!

Emergency News Update for Channel Drysart news!

Beware Oklahoma, this ferocious teeth gnashing, barking and butt pinching beast has been seen somewhere racing around threatening Tumbleweed with bodily harm. You could be next... Well only if you hold still long enough.

Our communications correspondent, Peachis CuteGirl, on the field was said to have actually talked to the feared recluse and she reports that he threatens to Ban anyone upon returning if they don't post his name in this thread.

Aside from country music stations on TV and the statements taken later that evening by hotel customers complaining about the moaning coming from his room while our communications correspondent was taking Drysart’s statement, all seems to be well.

Stay tuned for more updates later in this developing story!

[ 01-06-2002: Message edited by: Peachis ]

Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-06-2002 12:42:49 AM
*has the mental image of Drysart driving down the highway in a Mustang, with two foam stuffed blue pillowcases sticking half-out from the trunk*

[ 01-06-2002: Message edited by: Palador ChibiDragon ]

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 01-06-2002 09:40:39 AM
quote:
Palador ChibiDragon had this to say about Punky Brewster:
*has the mental image of Drysart driving down the highway in a Mustang, with two foam stuffed blue pillowcases sticking half-out from the trunk*

Mustang nothin. He drives a Camaro, I think

Leaasa
posted 01-06-2002 10:14:06 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and De lid g am ond was all like:
Piper, Leassa, and Drysart now live a few hours from me

wtf are you talking about?

wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Aaron (the good one)
posted 01-06-2002 10:15:06 AM
I have no idea
But it is still the truth...
*stalk* *stalk* *stalk*
Galbadia Hotel - Video Game Music
I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Leaasa
posted 01-06-2002 10:15:25 AM
quote:
Arttemis the Twink had this to say about John Romero:
Mustang nothin. He drives a Camaro, I think

I can confirm the camaro thing.

wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Leaasa
posted 01-06-2002 10:16:24 AM
quote:
De lid g am ond had this to say about dark elf butts:
I have no idea
But it is still the truth...
*stalk* *stalk* *stalk*

*hides*

wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-06-2002 10:19:21 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Leaasa was all like:
I can confirm the camaro thing.

Those cars are great for Cali, but ride like shit here in MI during the winter, speaking from experience

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Leaasa
posted 01-06-2002 10:20:40 AM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about Tron:
Those cars are great for Cali, but ride like shit here in MI during the winter, speaking from experience

especially if Tim is behind the wheel... =)

wimin r dum.
this profound wisdom brought to you by the one and only Delidgamond
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-06-2002 10:22:19 AM
quote:
And I was all like 'Oh yeah?' and Leaasa was all like:
especially if Tim is behind the wheel... =)

Lol

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 01-06-2002 11:11:37 AM
Well, whatever the car, I can still see him driving cross-country with fake (_|_) sticking out of his trunk.

Kinda like the sports fans in Columbia, Missouri have tiger tails sticking out of their trunks before a game (local team is the Missou Tigers).

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
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