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Topic: The Drysart play-by-play..
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 01-06-2002 11:28:21 AM
Good luck Drys.

Watch out for all of the weirdo's who aren't on the Pacific Coast.

Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-06-2002 11:28:30 AM
Drysart drives very well.. He even makes his own vrooming sounds when in the car. I think that helps acceleration and stuff.

I know it gets me going. *grins*

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 01-06-2002 11:32:57 AM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Punky Brewster:
Drysart drives very well.. He even makes his own vrooming sounds when in the car. I think that helps acceleration and stuff.

I know it gets me going. *grins*


Sure, Peachis, Drysart may be able to drive a stick, but his skills with a manual transmission are still unspoken for.

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-06-2002 11:39:56 AM
Actually his Camero is an automatic! *coughs and smiles*

Leaves hands free to.. Uhmm... You know.. Drive.. Yah. drive.

Like I said, he's a very good driver! *winks*

[ 01-06-2002: Message edited by: Peachis ]

Mightion Defensor
posted 01-06-2002 11:49:48 AM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Actually his Camero is a manual. *coughs and smiles*

Leaves hands free to.. Uhmm... You know.. Drive.. Yah. drive.

Like I said, he's a very good driver! *winks*


Um, he'd only have a hand free if it was automatic... IF it's manual, he'll need to keep one hand on the knob most of the time.

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-06-2002 11:58:09 AM
automatic! That's what I meant.. *grins*
Reynar
Oldest Member
Best Lap
posted 01-06-2002 12:15:39 PM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Reading Rainbow:
Actually his Camero is an automatic! *coughs and smiles*

Leaves hands free to.. Uhmm... You know.. Drive.. Yah. drive.

Like I said, he's a very good driver! *winks*


An automatic camaro?!

Eeeeevvil!!

"Give me control of a nation's money, and I care not who makes its laws."
-Mayer Rothschild
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 01-06-2002 12:49:42 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about pies:
Um, he'd only have a hand free if it was automatic... IF it's manual, he'll need to keep one hand on the knob most of the time.

I bet he keeps his hand on the knob most of the time no matter what he's driving.

This thread is going downhill, fast, all because of my gutterbrains.

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-06-2002 12:54:15 PM
quote:
Arttemis the Twink had this to say about (_|_):
I bet he keeps his hand on the knob most of the time no matter what he's driving.

This thread is going downhill, fast, all because of my gutterbrains.


Nono, it's my hand that'd be on the knob.. his hand would be on the button..

I'm such a gutterbrain too.. but i miss him!

Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 01-06-2002 12:55:14 PM
quote:
Reynar had this to say about Pirotess:
An automatic camaro?!

Eeeeevvil!!


no, they rock.

i should know, that's the car i drive.

VIVA LA CAMARO!

[ 01-06-2002: Message edited by: Geeorn ]

Mightion Defensor
posted 01-06-2002 01:01:11 PM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Pirotess:
Nono, it's my hand that'd be on the knob.. his hand would be on the button..

I'm such a gutterbrain too.. but i miss him!


Which button? Which of the three?

Gotta try being gutterbrained every now and then

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-06-2002 01:06:31 PM
quote:
Mightion Defensor had this to say about Robocop:
Which button? Which of the three?

Gotta try being gutterbrained every now and then


They each need to be tuned individually.. To get just the right results..

*grins*

Mightion Defensor
posted 01-06-2002 01:08:48 PM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Pirotess:
They each need to be tuned individually.. To get just the right results..

*grins*


* clank *

Kameks
BANNED
posted 01-06-2002 04:37:49 PM
All of us are going to hell for viewing this thread
People who try to commit suicide should be dragged out into the street and shot. Heck they wont complain this what they wanted :)

Sig pic done with Microsoft paint, Work that doobie Pikachu.

Mod
Pancake
posted 01-06-2002 04:45:23 PM
quote:
Kameks had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
All of us are going to hell for viewing this thread

That is actually a good thinig if you ask me.

Population of Hell: Britney Spears, Terri Farrel, that asian chick from delid's thread,.....

Population of Heaven: A bunch of popes, Mother Theresa and a boatload of nuns....

Life... is like a box of chocolates. A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable, because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat. Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup, or an English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting. So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-crunching nuts, and if you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left is a... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers.
Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 01-06-2002 05:14:59 PM
quote:
Modrakien had this to say about Duck Tales:
That is actually a good thinig if you ask me.

Population of Hell: Britney Spears, Terri Farrel, that asian chick from delid's thread,.....

Population of Heaven: A bunch of popes, Mother Theresa and a boatload of nuns....


nope. Mother Teresa, and all the popes are going to hell, Thanks Jack.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-06-2002 05:44:41 PM
That site's a lot more fun pornolized!
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

`Doc
Cold in an Alley
posted 01-06-2002 06:06:57 PM
quote:
Dr. Vorbis had this to say about Jimmy Carter:
nope. Mother Teresa, and all the popes are going to hell, Thanks Jack.
According to what I've learned, which may or may not be more accurate than whatever anyone else learned:

Christianity got started because Roman pagans watched the Jewish people as part of the practice of keeping them in line. While most Romans sought to repress Jewish religion, a few started to combine aspects of the Jewish faith with those of their own pagan religion. The result, after several hundred years, was Christianity.

Jesus really did exist. He was a teacher and public speaker, and was one of the many thousands of Jews forced to undergo the ritual of crucifixion (sp?). They all had to carry their own crosses. In all respects, there was nothing truly extraordinary about Jesus. However, his appearance fit the physical description of the form in which a particular Roman god was supposed to appear in human form. Jesus did not fit the profile for the Jewish Messiah. He was, however, a very talented public speaker during his lifetime, and a teacher by profession.

The other Christian religions were offshoots of a time when the Roman Catholic church and its branches were so deeply corrupt that the people lost faith in their religious representatives. That's not to say that they stopped believing in god. They merely stopped believing in the church as it was.

And that's what I was taught. I won't argue it further, as I really have no tangible evidence of anything whatsoever in this matter.

Base eight is just like base ten, really... if you're missing two fingers. - Tom Lehrer
There are people in this world who do not love their fellow human beings, and I hate people like that! - Tom Lehrer
I want to be a race car passenger; just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why do we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide..." - Mitch Hedberg
Please keep your arms, legs, heads, tails, tentacles, pseudopods, wings, and/or other limb-like structures inside the ride at all times.
Please submit all questions, inquests, and/or inquiries, in triplicate, to the Department of Redundancy Department, Division for the Management of Division Management Divisions.

Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 01-06-2002 08:27:15 PM
Other than crucifixion being more of a public execution than any kind of ritual, you've got it about right, historically. The ritual part was, like any public execution, for its deterrent value.

Now, knowing you know this--where are you when we have these debates?

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-06-2002 09:46:46 PM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Tron:
They each need to be tuned individually.. To get just the right results..

*grins*


Drys is a fan of manual tuneups, eh?

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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-06-2002 10:15:42 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Cuba:
Drys is a fan of manual tuneups, eh?

He's great with his hands. *grins*

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-06-2002 10:23:45 PM
*loud ringing of bells can be heard, all of various tones and variances*

I'm too tired to make tonights post funny, so all I can say is he's in Kentucky....

None of the rest of the conversation can be relayed because it's all sappygooeysnuggly and you'd all just go --

So, Nya.

[ 01-06-2002: Message edited by: Peachis ]

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-06-2002 10:25:07 PM
My favorite car was our old Metallic Blue '89 Camero RS.

I miss that car. :**(

Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 01-06-2002 10:26:45 PM
Go to bed Peachis and think of all the snugglygooshy stuff you talked about while you drift off to sleep.
Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-06-2002 10:30:40 PM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about dark elf butts:
He's great with his hands. *grins*

Ah.... a real hands-on type.... Not afraid to get in there and get messy....

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-06-2002 10:33:22 PM
quote:
Random Insanity Generator had this to say about Matthew Broderick:
Ah.... a real hands-on type.... Not afraid to get in there and get messy....

Amen.

Comrade Snoota
Communist
Da, Tovarisch!
posted 01-06-2002 10:34:39 PM
Drysart and I have a lot in common.

Dammit, I promised myself I'd avoid you perverts in this thread!

Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 01-06-2002 10:37:49 PM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about John Romero:
Amen.

I am reminded of a phrase my ex-fiancee used on occasion (and attempted to prove, but failed).... Sex is like a box of chocolates. Sweet, Gooey, and Nauseating of overdone.

Never found the nauseating point, just sleep deprivation.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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"That was black magic, and it was easy to use. Easy and fun. Like Legos." -- Harry Dresden
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That's what playing Ragnarok Online taught me: There's no problem in the universe that can't be resolved by the proper application of daggers to faces.
Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 01-06-2002 11:14:57 PM
I think this thread earns the most sexual innuendos award.

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-06-2002 11:29:53 PM
It's not all innuendo.

*whistles innocently*

Rowyl
Pancake
posted 01-06-2002 11:42:59 PM
Innuendo can be fun with the right person(s). Of course, it depends on how much of a tight-ass you are...
-Rowyl
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-06-2002 11:44:23 PM
Yah, too tight and someone ends up getting hurt.

You gotta relax for that stuff.

*grins and smooches Rowyl*

Piper
Rabid Druid
posted 01-06-2002 11:53:29 PM
I guess things sometimes are what they seem to be, eh?

PIPERPOWER
What?! I was talking about the fish you crazy bastard!
Aure entuluva! ...or at least I hope.
Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 01-07-2002 12:27:13 AM
quote:
Piper had this to say about Optimus Prime:
I think this thread earns the most sexual innuendos award.

I'm sorry, does the phallic nature of my posts upset your sensibilities?

Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-07-2002 12:28:56 AM
Everything is in the eye of the beholder.

[ 01-07-2002: Message edited by: Peachis ]

Rowyl
Pancake
posted 01-07-2002 12:31:02 AM
I got someething in my eye!

Can you help me Peachis?

-Rowyl
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-07-2002 12:34:40 AM
*leans over Rowyl, closely inspecting his eye* Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.... I don't know.. Looks fine to me... You better lie down...
Rowyl
Pancake
posted 01-07-2002 12:55:03 AM
*lays down*

Are you sure? it hurts right here... *points*

-Rowyl
Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 01-07-2002 12:59:01 AM
*kisses right there* Better?
Ryuujin
posted 01-07-2002 01:00:33 AM
quote:
Peachis had this to say about Captain Planet:
Everything is in the eye of the beholder.


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