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Topic: Explicit cornography
Maradon!
posted 09-25-2001 09:53:00 PM
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-25-2001 09:53:00 PM
MY VIRGIN EARS!
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-25-2001 09:54:00 PM
And Dense wins the most crippling pun of the year award!
Tier the Genius™
Dark Elf Pimp
posted 09-25-2001 09:54:00 PM
COP PORN!
Cap'n Elethi
I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt...
posted 09-25-2001 09:55:00 PM
Huhhuhuhuhuhuhh.......Its naked.......
Elethi Rian, A Man Of Many Talents
Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 09-25-2001 09:55:00 PM
Wow, I never knew stalks could get that big.
And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 09-25-2001 09:59:00 PM
*grins*
I like my corn all smothered in dripping hot butter, making sure it seeps into every crevice and curve of...
*trails off, blushing as she locks herself into the kitchen*
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-25-2001 10:01:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Khyron:
And Dense wins the most crippling pun of the year award!
Teehee.
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-25-2001 10:02:00 PM
Leave it to Kekvit to get all hot'n'bothered over buttered corn
Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 09-25-2001 10:04:00 PM
Mmm, slowly peeling the stalks back, revealing the tender, naked corn beneath... running my tongue over those tasty little nubs, gently sucking, biting... sucking hard on the cob, nibbling until it can't stand the pressure and leaks sweet juice into my waiting mouth...

I can go on and on and on .

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
LordVladdDracul

posted 09-25-2001 10:04:00 PM
I hate to admit it but Ive always had a fetish for midget corn...
I plot revenge on you as we speak...

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 09-25-2001 10:05:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
Mmm, slowly peeling the stalks back, revealing the tender, naked corn beneath... running my tongue over those tasty little nubs, gently sucking, biting... sucking hard on the cob, nibbling until it can't stand the pressure and leaks sweet juice into my waiting mouth...

I can go on and on and on .


*unlocks the kitchen and comes out to drag Sol in with her, locking the door again*

Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-25-2001 10:05:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
Mmm, slowly peeling the stalks back, revealing the tender, naked corn beneath... running my tongue over those tasty little nubs, gently sucking, biting... sucking hard on the cob, nibbling until it can't stand the pressure and leaks sweet juice into my waiting mouth...

I can go on and on and on .


We're waiting.

Oh hey, I thought of a pun:

CORNSHOT!

[ 09-25-2001: Message edited by: Karnaj ]

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

Vorbis
Vend-A-Goat
posted 09-25-2001 10:20:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Karnaj:
We're waiting.

Oh hey, I thought of a pun:

CORNSHOT!


"I don't get it, but since you posted it I am told it is funny! bwahahahah" - Seattle Times

Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-25-2001 10:29:00 PM
I get it...hehe
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Palador ChibiDragon
Dismembered
posted 09-25-2001 11:17:00 PM
Welcome to Iowa

We do terrifying things ... with corn.

I believe in the existance of magic, not because I have seen proof of its existance, but because I refuse to live in a world where it does not exist.
Kennatsu
hu�mor 1. That which is intended to induce laughter or amusement: a writer skilled at crafting humor.
posted 09-26-2001 05:08:00 AM
....................

why do I get the feeling I'm gonna see a lot of corny jokes on this post?

indegloriafeestbeest
Not Smart
posted 09-26-2001 05:35:00 AM
kekvit,any more room in that kitchen?
you're born as a child and you die like a child..... inbetween you have a identitycrisis.....
KaLourin
Illanae's Stooge!
posted 09-26-2001 05:41:00 AM
Cornshot...heheh


creamed corn anyone?

Dont make me slap you so hard your bucket spins around, and around,and stops sideways,thus confusing you, and making you run about London wearing your bucket, a g-string, and carrying a stick,smacking the ground while yelling "MAGICALLY DELICIOUS! MAGICALLY FUCKING DELICIOUS!"- {Tal} to Mortious
Hebrew 9:3- 'And the Lord said unto me, "Dude, there isn't a K in covenant."' - Snoota

This beer drops trou and fucks your mouth with pure hoppy goodness. - Karnaj
Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 06:08:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by indegloriafeestbeest:
kekvit,any more room in that kitchen?

*comes out of the door with butter all over her face, blushing as she drags whatshername into the kitchen with Sol, so all three may savour the sweet, succulant taste of the creamy, raunchy corn*

Lashanna
noob
posted 09-26-2001 06:45:00 AM
....

O_o

Dad's going to kill you. Really. He is.
Lenlalron Flameblaster
posted 09-26-2001 06:50:00 AM
This reminds me of Aeadil's admitted fetish for hot, buttered popcorn in the lap....

0.0

Grammar is your enemy! - While being able to understand someone's sentences might seem like a good idea for a proper essay, complaining on a forum scarcely leaves time for such trivialities. Write fast! You're angry, grrr! Make that show, and forget about things like capital letters, punctuation, and verbs.
Densetsu
NOT DRYSART
posted 09-26-2001 11:23:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Lashanna:
....

O_o


It's okay, Lashy. I'm sure there is plenty to go around
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl, we ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get that day over, and over?
Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 02:06:00 PM
(blinks)
[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 09-26-2001 02:27:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
Mmm, slowly peeling the stalks back, revealing the tender, naked corn beneath... running my tongue over those tasty little nubs, gently sucking, biting... sucking hard on the cob, nibbling until it can't stand the pressure and leaks sweet juice into my waiting mouth...

I can go on and on and on .


O_o

lets loose tentacle monster on sol

Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 02:29:00 PM
(grins at Solstyce)

(purrs...)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Ozimander
$$$$$$$$$$$
posted 09-26-2001 02:45:00 PM
Oooh yea!

*poppoppoppoppop*

Ozius

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 02:49:00 PM
Gasping, unable to stop myself, unsatisfied with only one, I have to reach for another... still covered in the juices of the first, purring as they drip down me... my fingers trace along the slick stalk, revelling in the feel... I nearly squeal with delight as my fingers find a slit, eagerly moving to it, pushing in and pulling it open, allowing for my darting tongue to push inside, tasting along the sweet kernels...

I could go on and on, just like Solstyce
Be glad I dont save AIM logs :Þ

Arttemis the Rogue
Amethyst's sex toy
posted 09-26-2001 03:07:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kekvit Irae:
Gasping, unable to stop myself, unsatisfied with only one, I have to reach for another... still covered in the juices of the first, purring as they drip down me... my fingers trace along the slick stalk, revelling in the feel... I nearly squeal with delight as my fingers find a slit, eagerly moving to it, pushing in and pulling it open, allowing for my darting tongue to push inside, tasting along the sweet kernels...

I could go on and on, just like Solstyce
Be glad I dont save AIM logs :Þ


quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
Mmm, slowly peeling the stalks back, revealing the tender, naked corn beneath... running my tongue over those tasty little nubs, gently sucking, biting... sucking hard on the cob, nibbling until it can't stand the pressure and leaks sweet juice into my waiting mouth...
I can go on and on and on .

quote:
Originally posted by Densetsu:
MY VIRGIN EARS!

I HEREBY DECLARE THIS THREAD TABOO AND DEAD.

Thank you for your time.

Wachuchuu
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 03:10:00 PM
woI would add to this post but.. I dont think I could.. so i will just watch
"Why yes thank you i do tend to ramble on...at least I make sense"

"Happiness is what you make it be happy you are alive and are in good health. I AM"

Mr. Duck
Likes to ____!
posted 09-26-2001 03:30:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kekvit Irae:
Gasping, unable to stop myself, unsatisfied with only one, I have to reach for another... still covered in the juices of the first, purring as they drip down me... my fingers trace along the slick stalk, revelling in the feel... I nearly squeal with delight as my fingers find a slit, eagerly moving to it, pushing in and pulling it open, allowing for my darting tongue to push inside, tasting along the sweet kernels...

I could go on and on, just like Solstyce
Be glad I dont save AIM logs :Þ



lets loose tentacle monster's brother "billy bob" on kekvit

[ 09-26-2001: Message edited by: Mr. Duck ]

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 03:33:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mr. Duck:

lets loose tentacle monster's brother "billy bob" on kekvit

Kinky I'll let him share the wonders of corn too.

God of awesomitity
^ I misspelled "Bonehead" ^
posted 09-26-2001 03:35:00 PM
*knocks on the kitchen door* Pizza and corn delivery is here!
Dude, my followers totally reek of awesomitity! Fer sure dude!
Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 09-26-2001 04:14:00 PM
You know, I honestly expected a page-long cyber-corn post from Cass

I'm pleasantly suprised

Kekvit Irae
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 04:20:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mortious Shadowstalker:
You know, I honestly expected a page-long cyber-corn post from Cass

I'm pleasantly suprised


Maybe she's *snickers* reformed. :Þ I'm just teasing ya, Cass.

Espio Idsavant
You have gotten better at Being a Lush! (200)
posted 09-26-2001 04:34:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Mortious Shadowstalker:
You know, I honestly expected a page-long cyber-corn post from Cass
The thread isn't dead yet, she still might....
And you can still be free, If time will set you free
And going higher than the mountain tops
And go high like the wind don't stop...


[ My gooberish Live Journal thingy ]

The Fatty Man
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 05:36:00 PM
Damn! This thread is making me corny!!!
Life is long... eat to pass the time.
Willias
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 06:17:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by The Fatty Man:
Damn! This thread is making me corny!!!

What are you talking about!? This thread is corny!!!
But really this thread gets a:
0_o

Cassandra
Pancake
posted 09-26-2001 10:31:00 PM
... gently.. slowly.. sliding it between my lips, feeling the tender little nubs.. the rigid, hot, cob beneath. Purring softly, as my pointed little vulpine tongue teases them, dancing over the sweet little niblets, taking the dripping juices onto my tonguetip.. suckling.. not stopping until I have everything it's got to give..

(sticks her tongue out playfully, and goes back to nibbling corn)

[CENTER][/CENTRE]
Khyron
Hello, my mushy friend...
posted 09-26-2001 10:52:00 PM
Khyron slides his arms around his vixen's waist, licking her cheek.

Cass! You said that you were only going to be making corn on the cob for me =(

Khyron pouts at Cass.

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