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King Parcelan

Chicken of the Sea

posted 09-26-2001 10:53:00 PM

Alas, poor Khyron...once again, he must butter his own cob.

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Cassandra

Pancake

posted 09-26-2001 10:56:00 PM

(saved some for Khyron)

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Khyron

Hello, my mushy friend...

posted 09-26-2001 11:02:00 PM

Khyron gives Cass a tight hug.

You're forgiven. At least you didn't make any mention of the... erm, cake

Khyron takes the corn on the cob, and eats happily.

Khrynn - Mage, Goon Squad, Mal'Ganis

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King Parcelan

Chicken of the Sea

posted 09-26-2001 11:04:00 PM

Ahh, just as well...nobody wanted to see Khyron butter his own cob, anyway...

*shudders*

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Zaile Ghostmaker

You've gotta remember, I'm an EverQuest character.

posted 09-27-2001 12:50:00 PM

Ryu gently rolls her corn in warm, melted butter. Then, with a quick grin to the others in the kitchen, she pulls out corn holders and stabs them into the corn to give herself a good grip. Then, her daggerlike teeth flashing, she bites into the soft yellow of the buttered corn. Kernels fly as she rips and tears at the corn, devouring it.

Soon, she's left with nothing but a shredded cob, which she regards for a moment.

"Well, that was nice. On to the next."

With a well practiced flip of the wrist, she slings it off of the cob holders and into the desposal bin. As she reaches for another, she realizes that everyone is looking at her.

"Hey guys. To each her own, ok?"

Disturbing enough?

[ 09-27-2001: Message edited by: Ryu Kamen ]

I find that most problems can be solved by excessive violence.

It is held in thought
only by the understanding
of the Wind.

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Cassandra

Pancake

posted 09-27-2001 09:44:00 AM

(pouts at Ryu Kamen)

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