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Originally posted by Kagrama:
I vote Canada.
Everyone will instantly freeze over since they'll be wearing shorts and tee-shirts =P
Then after gaining control of the world, I'll reveal my plans to a young man with spiked hair who forms a party and eventually destroys me.
Remember the most important part of being an evil villain, is revealing your plans to somebody who can stop you with a mysterious past that you happen to be involved in.
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Originally posted by Erodin:
Texas will lose, once they hit Canada in the winter time and its 30 below freezing...Everyone will instantly freeze over since they'll be wearing shorts and tee-shirts =P
Hate to burst your bubble, but it does snow in Texas (went to HS in San Antonio).
Jacque and Guy, ATTACK!
I vote canada i think
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Originally posted by Delidgamond:
Everyone knows that as soon as you cross the border then temperature drops DRAMATICALLY. I mean, when it is 32 in the US, it is 0 in Canada. When it is 100 in the US, it is 38 in Canada. You guys stand no chance in our climate! We have the advantage!Jacque and Guy, ATTACK!
Are you trying to use a Celsius/Fahrenheit joke, here?
Yes, that's right, hot live sex!quote:
Originally posted by WaisztarrozBarrimas:
Are you trying to use a Celsius/Fahrenheit joke, here?
About 90% of the poeple who live in the States think that Canada is an arctic netherland. Blizzards and snow-storms thrice a week, and eternal negative temperatures.
Celsius ROXORS Fahrenheit.
...and...
Metric ROXORS Imperial.
we 0wnz0r j00 all, im sorry.
Canadian citizens aren't allowed to arm themselves. Texans are ENCOURAGED to arm themselves, and in great supply as well.
We march across the border and what are you gonna do? Chase us down with Hockey sticks and beaver tails? Bwahahahahaha!
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Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
You're missing a basic point.Canadian citizens aren't allowed to arm themselves. Texans are ENCOURAGED to arm themselves, and in great supply as well.
We march across the border and what are you gonna do? Chase us down with Hockey sticks and beaver tails? Bwahahahahaha!
We also have moose-riders.
Seriously, though, anyone who's been up here in Canada knows that we have slightly (SLIGHTLY, damnit) better technology than the US.
Oh, and did I mention we export food? In case of an attack, we can simply cut the food supply. 
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Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:We march across the border and what are you gonna do? Chase us down with Hockey sticks and beaver tails? Bwahahahahaha!
Trust us, those hockey sticks hit a LOT harder then you might think...
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Originally posted by Kagrama:
Trust us, those hockey sticks hit a LOT harder then you might think...
And you think I'm gonna let you near me? 
And which do you think will hurt more.... a canuk with a hockey stick or a pissed texan with a sword?
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Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
And you think I'm gonna let you near me?
They're also longer then they appear to be on television.
[ 07-15-2001: Message edited by: Kagrama ]
As soon as the invading force crosses the border, they'll realize how much of a better place to live in Canada is, and instead of attacking, move in.
Guns are no match for superior education and health care. Oh, and lots and lots of good beer.
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Originally posted by Solstyce:
It'll be quite simple for us to win.As soon as the invading force crosses the border, they'll realize how much of a better place to live in Canada is, and instead of attacking, move in.
Guns are no match for superior education and health care. Oh, and lots and lots of good beer.
Better health care? Is that what they call treatment done by the lowest bidder now? Sorry, but government run health care scares me. 
So don't knock the health care . Oh, and Ontario's WILL get better, just that the complete and total incompetent idiot we have for a premier at the moment has one more year in office.
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Originally posted by Solstyce:
Guns are no match for superior education and health care. Oh, and lots and lots of good beer.
I will have you know that I am quite well Educated and own many many firearms. Don't think that all gun owners are Hicks with no schooling beyond 3rd grade. We are the guys and gals next door. Even in Canada. We may be under seige but we are not stupid.
?Yes, but we have something to make up for the lack of beachy areas (note: I may be mistaken on this. I live in Toronto. We have Lake Ontario. All we'd need to do to win the war is swim in there once, and we'd come out as mutated war machines ).
One whole HELL of a lot of nice foresty, campy areas.
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Originally posted by Inferno_Spirit:
But Texas supports THIS GUY! [/IMG]
Well so Far Bush has taken away Funding for Abortions in out countries that we were paying for, Given the UN the middle finger, and made it Goverment Policy that the people have a right to Keep and Bear arms.
If you ask me he and his Administration are doing a damn good job. It is better than the SOB we had the last 8 years and the idiot we could have had.
Texas would easily own Canada. Texans have a high tolerance for weather. We have Tropical Zones, Deserts, Mountains, Grasslands, and not to mention it does get very cold in Texas. You name it, Texas has it, case closed on that. Canada doesnt even know what hot is... Not to mention humidity.
Next, to my knowledge, Texas has the largest portion of recruits in the US Armed Forces. Texas fought off an entire country before... one of the more powerful countries on the planet at the time for that matter. Texans dont quit, we dont surrender, and we sure as hell dont lose.
Next, Texas is one of the most Technologically Advanced states in the Union. Sure yall have Hockey Sticks, but we have REALLY BIG POWERFUL GUNS and we loooooves to shoot them, especially when aimmed at Canucks.
In Closing, Texas OWNS Canada... Easy.
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Originally posted by Pesco:
Canada doesnt even know what hot is... Not to mention humidity.
Are you kidding me?! We've been reaching into the high 30's around Alberta, and I can only imagine what some of the other providences must be like.
