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Topic: TEXAS VS. CANADA!
Pesco
Is a copyright of Peachis. Don't underestimate his pants, either.
posted 07-15-2001 08:23:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Kagrama:
Are you kidding me?! We've been reaching into the high 30's around Alberta, and I can only imagine what some of the other providences must be like.

LOL...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!

You ARE pansies

I looked and it has basically been around 80 degrees in Canada. Add 20 degrees and then some... PLUS 100% humidity and you have Houston. And Houston is in the Tropical Zone... Imagine was the desert and plains are doing!

Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-15-2001 08:26:00 PM
Our secret plan to nab you when you invade is to introduce you to Tim Horton's.
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-15-2001 08:28:00 PM
Delidgamond agrees with Kagrama
You will fall victem to the coffee
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I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Bajah
Thooooooor
posted 07-15-2001 09:51:00 PM
You Canadians are into some kind of thinking that we'd be stupid enough to go charging into the snow with a rifle and a speedo.

Hello?

We have some of the most advanced scientific minds and technology in the world.

NASA anyone?

We'll just nuke the FEW populated areas of Canada and go home for a beer.

Thanks, and have a nice day.

Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-15-2001 09:53:00 PM
We got nukes too eh!
We'd nuke your nuke silo to cause a REALLY big boom!

So Nyah!

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I am Canadian and I hate The Tragically Hip
Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-15-2001 09:56:00 PM
We also have the power of Tim Horton's!
i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
Lazzay
omg mack attack :(
posted 07-15-2001 09:57:00 PM
Well... I'm one generation removed Texan... but I'm a big fan of Alaska...

Bush = from Texas
Bush = Texas
Bush = wants to drill for oil in Alaska
Bush = anti Alaska
Texas = anti Alaska

*looks extremely confused and undecided*

one two three fo let me see that tootsie roll
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-15-2001 10:47:00 PM
Bush != Texas.

Bush == Texan

Pesco, Tok, Bajah, Me & some others that I'm forgetting == Texans

Pesco, Tok, Bajah, Me & some others that I'm forgetting != Bush

Bush == President

Bush > Clinton

Bush > Gore

Gore ~= 0.5 Clinton

Bush != touchy, feely, whiny liberal bastard

Should I continue?

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Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-15-2001 11:03:00 PM
*Ahem*
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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 07-15-2001 11:04:00 PM
People seem to underestimate what kind of heat we can get around here. We HAVE had day with 100+ temperatures WITH 80%+ Humidity. And I know several people who do NOT have central air. It generally isn't a necessity.

Or you could go out east to the Maritimes, where hail is expected 3 times a week, 52 weeks a year. Living in THAT is tolerance. Don't tell me about a little dry heat and a small desert.

"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-15-2001 11:12:00 PM
I got one word for you Canadian wankers.....


TORNADOES. And if that wasn't bad enough we follow up with HURRICANES.

Tolerant my ass. Survivalist more like it.

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Inferno-Spirit
Sports Advocate
posted 07-15-2001 11:16:00 PM
Oh really? Well, if you are going to get into the BIG natural disasters, what about those 3 meteors? And the volcano that erupted in downtown Toronto? Don't forget the Alien Invasion Out in Vancouver.
"He lets the last Hungarian go, and he goes running. He waits until his wife and kids are in the ground and he goes after the rest of the mob. He kills their kids, he kills their wives, he kills their parents and their parents' friends. He burns down the houses they grew up in and the stores they work in, he kills people that owe them money. And like that he was gone. Underground. No one has ever seen him again. He becomes a myth, a spook story that criminals tell their kids at night. 'If you rat on your pop, Keyser Soze will get you.' And nobody really ever believes." - Roger 'Verbal' Kint, The Usual Suspects
Aaron (the good one)
posted 07-15-2001 11:40:00 PM
This is what happens when Texans come to Canada
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-15-2001 11:47:00 PM
Bah. Personally I like the cold. 50F is still decent shorts weather for me, assuming that we're not getting the 3958739857349857 mph winds that occasionally blow down from Amarillo....
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Solstyce
Vampiric pixie that might eat your face, if you're lucky
posted 07-15-2001 11:55:00 PM
ICE STORMS. Two words. Ice Storm. Yes, big freakin' chunks of ICE raining down, everything COVERED in ice, beautiful, but then you remember that YOU'RE TRAPPED IN AN ICE-ENCRUSTED BUILDING...

I'm in Toronto. In the lowlands. No, we don't get cold weather, we get EVERY WEATHER. Winter, deathy cold. Summer, deathly humid, hot, and evil. Spring is nice, save for the fact that the air turns into a neverending bucket pouring down rain. Fall is too damn windy. In a 24 hour period, the temperature dropped 30 degrees, we got winds up to 80 kmh, oh, and I happened to be outdoors all day in a T-Shirt and skirt .

Want tolerant? Go for a nice stroll in a snowstorm at minus thirty-five. In a skirt and T shirt.

Shhh. Everyone will hear us. Everyone will know.
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-15-2001 11:59:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Solstyce:
ICE STORMS. Two words. Ice Storm. Yes, big freakin' chunks of ICE raining down, everything COVERED in ice, beautiful, but then you remember that YOU'RE TRAPPED IN AN ICE-ENCRUSTED BUILDING...

I'm in Toronto. In the lowlands. No, we don't get cold weather, we get EVERY WEATHER. Winter, deathy cold. Summer, deathly humid, hot, and evil. Spring is nice, save for the fact that the air turns into a neverending bucket pouring down rain. Fall is too damn windy. In a 24 hour period, the temperature dropped 30 degrees, we got winds up to 80 kmh, oh, and I happened to be outdoors all day in a T-Shirt and skirt .

Want tolerant? Go for a nice stroll in a snowstorm at minus thirty-five. In a skirt and T shirt.


Spring Break in San Antonio. Dropped 35 degrees in about 15 minutes, then was followed by slush. Not snow. Not Rain. Not Hail. Slush.

And I've been inside an ice-encursted building before. Texas **RARELY** gets Snow, but we do get Ice in the northern areas rather frequently.

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Super Kagrama
ROFLELFOLOL!!!11!1 YUO CAN'T RAED MY POSTSSE!@!11
posted 07-16-2001 12:00:00 PM
*Sniff* It's over.

Oh well, life goes on.

[ 07-16-2001: Message edited by: Kagrama ]

i shoueld joeg threw the foreast moer offeand!!11
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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-16-2001 12:02:00 PM
Oh poo...
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Elvish Crack Piper
Murder is justified so long as people believe in something different than you do
posted 07-16-2001 09:26:00 AM
Dont blame ALL of canada. Blame those damn frenchies that stopped them from becoming americans during the revolutionary war.
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Redmage Darkrayver
Moron
posted 07-16-2001 09:29:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
You're missing a basic point.

Canadian citizens aren't allowed to arm themselves. Texans are ENCOURAGED to arm themselves, and in great supply as well.

We march across the border and what are you gonna do? Chase us down with Hockey sticks and beaver tails? Bwahahahahaha!


I'm not sure if you're aware, but not all hockey sticks are wooden, there's plastic, graphite, and aluminum (my fav).

And best of luck getting across the border in the first place with your weapons.

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Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 07-16-2001 09:42:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Red Mage:
I'm not sure if you're aware, but not all hockey sticks are wooden, there's plastic, graphite, and aluminum (my fav).

And best of luck getting across the border in the first place with your weapons.


Fairly easy. Have you ever tried to take a gun away from a pissed Texan? It's not nice nor easy.

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