wow you're almost as good as my ex.
but every body looks funny naked
oh hell baby a little rug burn never hurt any body
on second thought lets turn off the light
boy I hope you're as good looking when I'm sober
I thought you had the keys to the hand cuffs
did I tell you my aunt martha died in this bed
is that you or is your matress stuffed with rotten potatos
boy it sure is good to be in bed with a girl I didnt have to inflate
there are more but I am going to let you come up with some
Bob and Tom are hilarious
My company, up till recently, used to handle their store
We sold their CDs and T-shirts and such. Was a rather fun line to get calls for.
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
"Are you wearing it?"
sorry.. it's all I can think of... 
*apathetically* To the left, the left, higher, to the right, too far, oops.
This is my first time s... oops. That was my first time.
What's this do?
did I mention the vidio camera
do you accept visa?
and to think I was really trying to pick up your friend
would you hand me the remote
smile your on candid camera.
uh I think you got it on back wards
wow baby your good enough to do this for a linin
"Is it in yet?"
Necromancer: How DARE you imply that I was involved in a rude act with my undead servant! I will flay the flesh from your bones! I will summon a thousand maggot-ridden corpses to gnaw your flesh! I will trap your soul in-
Ghoul: My ass hurts.
"I would've gotten better sex by skipping the bar and going to the pet store."
quote:
Originally posted by Savant:
"What was your name again?"
I was just about to say that...
"My name is Tim."
I actually had to ask an ex that before
*giggles*
Teeny Man 
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
or
"Wrong hole? At least I got the species right this time."
"You know, my last girlfriend was a fortune-telling contortionist. She foresaw her own end."
Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith
"Is it supposed to bend like that?"
"What's that smell?"
"Ooo! Funny noises!"
And the all-powerful "Zzzzzzzz..."
things not to say during sex
it FITS!
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"My name is Mike" *winks at Cass and cackles*
boy I sure hope you get the playboy channel becuase...
I liked it better before, when I was playing The Sims
quote:
Originally posted by Vhore:
"My name is Mike" *winks at Cass and cackles*
(glares at Vhore)
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uh did I remember to take my pill?
could you try not to smear my make up?
I told you it wouldn't work without batteries
I'm a newb at this still
Are We Their Yet?
You Knocked Over My Playboys
Lyinar Ka`Bael, Piney Fresh Druidess - Luclin
[ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: BetaTested ]
SNAP! "What was that?" *the man falls the the floor crying*
quote:
Originally posted by BetaTested:
I thought you had the keys to the hand cuffs
That is just... wrong.
"Do you take Discover cards?"
"I TOLD you this would happen if we tried this. Grab my neck and I'll see if we can make it into the shower."
"Um, that wasn't what I had planned for that."
"I hate it when this happens. The ER nurse is getting tired of seeing me."
[ 06-25-2001: Message edited by: Mightion Defensor ]
