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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-25-2001 09:20:00 PM
"/finger"

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mortious
Gluttonous Overlard
posted 06-25-2001 09:26:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Karnaj:
"/finger"

LOL!

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Agent A
Underpowered on Purpose
posted 06-25-2001 09:40:00 PM
a woman to a man in forplay :
"no thank you i dont smoke"
"How do you all feel about beastiality with taxidermy? It seems like most people aren't very down with it, in fact, alot of people are only medium down with it. But if you only get to second base, where's the harm, right?"
- Melora Creager
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Nae
Fun with Chocolate
posted 06-25-2001 10:36:00 PM
/fart
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Maradon!
posted 06-25-2001 10:43:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Illanae:
/fart

I've always wondered what'd happen if I were having sex with a beautiful girl, and I suddenly had to fart really badly.

Sadly, the situation has never come up

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Azymyth
Not gay; just weird
posted 06-25-2001 10:50:00 PM
quote:
Originally posted by Illanae:
/fart

*Was going to say that.*
Leave it to Nae to beat me to it.

I suffer from CRS: Can't Remember Shit.

Sig pic done by the very talented SJen!

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Vlakorados
Pancake
posted 06-26-2001 12:04:00 PM
Hmmm, Let me try that again and maybe something will happen.
Wait a sec....one more...wait...yeah ok...wait..yeah...
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Rhiannah
WAI!!!
posted 06-26-2001 12:05:00 PM
*manicures her nails*

I'm an individual. Just like everyone else!

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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 06-26-2001 01:00:00 AM
Maybe I should call my mother....
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Random Insanity Generator
Condom Ninja El Supremo
posted 06-26-2001 01:03:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Maradon?:
I've always wondered what'd happen if I were having sex with a beautiful girl, and I suddenly had to fart really badly.

Sadly, the situation has never come up

Dude.... YOU DON'T WANNA BE THERE

Believe me.... You're going to be faced with one of 2 things, possibly 3 depending on the woman involved.... Either LOTS of pain from holding it in..... Her getting up and leaving because she's disgusted by it.... Or her laughing her ass off about it, the mood being totally smashed and you not getting any for the rest of the night....

And I'll give you 2 guesses what happened to me.

* NullDevice kicks the server. "Floggings will continue until processing power improves!"
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Peach
Good intentions? Or *bad* intentions?
posted 06-26-2001 01:06:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Random Insanity Generator:
Or her laughing her ass off about it, the mood being totally smashed and you not getting any for the rest of the night....


Laughing during sex is not a bad thing, as long as you're not getting laughed at.

If (and it has before) happened to me, I'd laugh and then get some *grins*.

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Olethros et Teleute
Everyone's favorite seven foot tall, orc-hating, bad-ass barbarian babe!
posted 06-26-2001 01:30:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Peachis:
Maybe I should call my mother....

Maybe we should call our mother.

...okay, admittedly that was just plain gross, sorry

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-26-2001 01:32:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Peachis:

Laughing during sex is not a bad thing, as long as you're not getting laughed at.

If (and it has before) happened to me, I'd laugh and then get some *grins*.

quote:
its ok to laugh.. just so long as you dont laugh and point

[ 06-26-2001: Message edited by: Otku ]

[ 06-26-2001: Message edited by: Otku ]

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-26-2001 01:35:00 AM
Otku has read 'The Log'.

And therefore obviously likes Red Dwarf.

This can be unanimously described as a Good Thing.

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Otku
I am no longer an idiot.
posted 06-26-2001 01:41:00 AM
quote:
Originally posted by Pvednes Phoenixfeather:
Otku has read 'The Log'.

And therefore obviously likes Red Dwarf.

This can be unanimously described as a Good Thing.

what?

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-26-2001 01:44:00 AM
[Edit: you never saw this]

[ 06-26-2001: Message edited by: Pvednes Phoenixfeather ]

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Pvednes
Lynched
posted 06-26-2001 01:45:00 AM
Lessee then...
"Did I tell you my STD results?"
"You're almost as good as my sister"
"Ewwwwwww"
"Whups, forgot the iodine!"
"I can't wait to tell me mates about this!"
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Black
The Outlaw Torn
posted 06-26-2001 01:46:00 AM
Pvednes, he's one smooooth operator!

*cackle*

EDIT: Yes, I saw it.

[ 06-26-2001: Message edited by: Black Mage ]



Time was never on my side.
So on I wait my whole lifetime.
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Olethros et Teleute
Everyone's favorite seven foot tall, orc-hating, bad-ass barbarian babe!
posted 06-26-2001 01:49:00 AM
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........ snort..... zzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzZZZZzz.....

No one likes to hear thar

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Dr. Gee
Say it Loud, Say it Plowed!
posted 06-26-2001 02:40:00 AM
especially during
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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 06-26-2001 08:05:00 AM
what happened to the condom?

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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 06-26-2001 10:04:00 AM
"Forget the condom, where did my penis go?!"
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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BetaTested
Not gay, but loves the cock!
posted 06-26-2001 11:06:00 AM
is it suppost to taste that way?

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Mightion Defensor
posted 06-26-2001 03:07:00 PM
Something guys never want to hear...

"It looks like a button on a fur coat."

Anyone know where that one's from?

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