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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-01-2009 04:13:20 PM
A short story comprised of six words, trying to resemble complete thoughts. Please indulge me by doing yours.

I solved this problem by punching.

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Number 1 Poster
posted 09-01-2009 04:20:41 PM
I, fag.

Mr. Parcelan fucked around with this message on 09-01-2009 at 05:43 PM.

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-01-2009 04:48:13 PM
After that, no one slept alone.
To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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nem-x
posted 09-01-2009 07:07:25 PM
I didn't hear her say no.
Nem-X - :kittyjig: :: THEY'RE OH SO FUZZY AND CUTE!
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Greenlit
posted 09-01-2009 08:48:34 PM
I forgot the cure for Alzheimer's.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 09-01-2009 09:38:58 PM
The cops arrived much too late.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-02-2009 09:36:07 AM
He awoke in the coffin, screaming.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 09-02-2009 09:48:56 AM
It only hurt the first time.
A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
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Timpofee
Mancake
posted 09-02-2009 10:06:22 AM
Lost love leaves me lost, Love.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-02-2009 11:12:30 AM
End. It all started with the
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-02-2009 11:14:38 AM
Heh, should I ever decide to write a novel, this would probably my first sentence.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Callalron
Hires people with hooks
posted 09-02-2009 12:35:04 PM
I wondered where my pants went.
Callalron
"When mankind finally discovers the center of the universe, a lot of people are going to be upset that it isn't them."
"If you give a man a fish he'll eat for a day. If you teach a man to fish he'll just go out and buy an ugly hat. But if you talk to a starving man about fish, then you've become a consultant."--Dogbert
Arvek, 41 Bounty Hunter
Vrook Lamar server
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-02-2009 12:45:42 PM
To stop the pain, he fired.

...jesus, that's morbid. Everything seems to be sex or death with these little stories.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-02-2009 01:49:09 PM
<That's it?>, was all she said.

~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Nina
posted 09-02-2009 03:29:06 PM
I believe that was seven words.
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Tarquinn
Personally responsible for the decline of the American Dollar
posted 09-02-2009 03:37:12 PM
Yes, you are right. I cheated.
~Never underestimate the power of a Dark Clown.
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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-02-2009 04:11:34 PM
"What's your sign?"

"'No Vacancy'"

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-02-2009 05:31:19 PM
"He--"

"Yes."

"The dog, too?"

"Yes."

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Mightion Defensor
posted 09-02-2009 05:59:12 PM
She thought clothes were quite unnecessary.
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Azakias
Never wore the pants, thus still wields the power of unused (_|_)
posted 09-02-2009 06:01:55 PM
"I'm so pretty!" He screamed joyously.
"Age by age have men stood up and said to the world, 'From what has come before me, I was forged, but I am new and greater than my forebears.' And so each man walks the world in ruin, abandoned and untried. Less than the whole of his being"
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Anklebiter, again.
Pancake
posted 09-02-2009 07:09:12 PM
That's when the dog came in.
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Trent
Smurfberry Moneyshot
posted 09-02-2009 08:39:04 PM
"You again?"

"Yes."

"Got the electrodes?"

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Tyewa Dawnsister
In Poverty
posted 09-02-2009 09:41:47 PM
Hey you!

Not you!

Hey you!

"And God said: 'Let there be Satan, so people don't blame everything on me. And let there be lawyers, so people don't blame everything on Satan." - George Burns
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Rodent King
Stabbed in the Eye
posted 09-02-2009 10:33:18 PM
"Do not push this button"

"Why?"

My inner child is bigger than my outer adult.
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Mightion Defensor
posted 09-02-2009 10:59:14 PM
We warned you to vote Republican.
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Arttemis
Not Squire... but a guitar!
posted 09-03-2009 12:58:38 AM
For sale: baby shoes, never worn.

hemingway did it best anyway

Arttemis fucked around with this message on 09-03-2009 at 12:59 AM.

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Bricktop
Old and Gay
posted 09-03-2009 01:19:06 AM
quote:
Arttemis had this to say about pies:
hemingway did it best anyway

What's a Dwarf Hunter with quests to kill way too many animals have to do anything.

A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent.
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Gadani
U
posted 09-03-2009 08:17:24 AM
They all lived happily ever after.
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-03-2009 08:45:19 AM
Honor saves no one. We ran.
That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Katrinity
Cookie Goddess!
posted 09-03-2009 10:26:33 AM
They never asked that question again.
Cookie Goddess Supreme
Furry Kitsune of Power!
Pouncer of the 12th degree!
"Cxularath ftombn gonoragh pv'iornw hqxoxon targh!"
Translated: "Sell your soul for a cookie?"
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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 09-03-2009 11:12:45 AM
Is it in?

Yes.

Oh, Alright.

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Liam
Swims in Erotic Circles
posted 09-03-2009 11:13:19 AM
thank you
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Karnaj
Road Warrior Queef
posted 09-03-2009 11:40:00 AM
Karnajing, he rocketed off the toilet.

That's right, I'ma take it old school.

That's the American Dream: to make your life into something you can sell. - Chuck Palahniuk, Haunted

Under capitalism, man exploits man. Under communism, it's just the opposite. - John Kenneth Galbraith



Beer.

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Mightion Defensor
posted 09-03-2009 02:45:53 PM
"A prairie dog? RUN FOR IT!"

Old school, it is.

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Bloodsage
Heart Attack
posted 09-04-2009 02:37:02 PM
"Pure Karnaj."

"Karnaj?"

"We lost him."

To reign is worth ambition, though in Hell:
Better to reign in Hell than serve in Heaven.

--Satan, quoted by John Milton

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Suddar
posted 09-07-2009 10:49:58 PM
Can't think up a damn story.
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Kermitov 2
Pancake
posted 09-08-2009 12:05:47 AM
I just got home from work.
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Ghost of Forums Past
Pancake
posted 09-09-2009 07:13:27 PM
The Dreamcast is ten years old.

Ghost of Forums Past fucked around with this message on 09-09-2009 at 08:07 PM.

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Mightion Defensor
posted 09-09-2009 09:08:05 PM
I ordered the new iPod nano.
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Mr. Parcelan
posted 09-09-2009 09:29:50 PM
No one really knows it anymore.
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